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Home plates.
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They both have fowl mouths.
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New Jersey.
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Softball Car Dealer

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She wanted a sales pitch.
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A baseball team!
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1. What does a softball player say to encourage her team to hit home runs? "Let's send it sailing!"

2. Why couldn't the softball team play on a rainy day? Because they didn't want to get caught in a pickle!

3. How do you describe a pitcher who always strikes out the competition? As a strikeout superstar!

4. Why don't softball teams ever give up? Because they have a pitch-perfect attitude!

5. What does a softball team do when they win a game? They hit a grand slam celebration!

6. How do softball players stay cool during a hot game? They wear their slide shorts!

7. Why did the softball team have to forfeit their game? Because they couldn't catch a break!

8. What do you call a softball team that always wins? A homerun harvester!

9. Why do softball teams always have a designated hitter? So they can knock the competition out of the park!

10. What happens when a softball player eats too much before a game? They get a bad case of bat breath!

11. How do softball players like to travel to their games? In their outfielder's Mercedes-Benz!

12. Why do softball players need to be careful with their phones? Because they don't want to drop a call!

13. What does a softball coach say to inspire his team? "Don't let the competition steal your bases!"

14. Why did the softball player get a ticket? Because they parked in the outfield!

15. What do you call a softball team that never gives up? A home run hopeful!

16. Why do softball players always drink Gatorade? To replenish their "pitcher's" supply!

17. What do softball players say when they make a great catch? "That's a real hit! "

18. Why do softball players always give each other high fives? Because they're always on a winning streak!

19. What do you call a pitcher who can throw a perfect game? A strikeout sensation!

20. Why did the softball team lose their game? Because they were too busy playing with their gloves!

21. How do softball coaches keep their team motivated during a losing streak? They give them a pep talk a-la-mode!

22. Why do softball players always have to wear sunscreen? Because they don't want to get a sun-burnt glove!

23. What do you call a softball team that always travels in style? The outfield crew-cab!

24. Why did the softball team have to cancel their game? Because they were caught on the shortstop side!

25. How do you describe a softball player who always catches pop-ups? As a fly-ball flyswatter!

26. Why did the softball team have to hire a new coach? Because the old one kept striking out!

27. What does a softball coach say to her team during a game? "Remember to cover all your bases!"

28. Why did the softball team's pitcher get in trouble? Because he couldn't keep his pitches in the strike-zone!

29. How do softball players prepare for a game? By wearing their cleats and stealing second base!

30. Why don't softball players ever eat seafood before a game? Because they don't want to be shell-fish in the outfield!

31. What do you call a softball team that always plays in the rain? A soggy sluggers squad!

32. Why did the softball team have to bring their own heaters to their game? Because their opponents were too cold to play!

33. How do you describe a softball player who always hits singles? As a base-line baller!

34. Why don't softball teams ever play on the moon? Because there's no outfield grass to slide on!

35. What does a softball player say to his coach when he's benched? "I'm feeling a little shortstop today!"

36. Why do softball coaches always carry a clipboard? To keep the lineup in order!

37. What do you call a softball player who loves to steal bases? A catcher-crossing caterpillar!

38. How do you describe a softball player who never strikes out? As a perfect-pitch hitter!

39. Why did the softball team forfeit their game? Because they forgot to bring their bats!

40. What does a softball player say when he hits a home run? "That was a real fly-nighter!"

41. Why do softball players always have to be mindful of their hair while sliding? Because they don't want to be in a tangle at the plate!

42. What do you call a softball team that always hits line drives? A fastball fiesta!

43. Why did the softball team have to call a time-out during their game? Because they needed to brush up on their outfield brushing techniques!

44. How do softball players stay in shape during the off-season? They practice their slide-aways!

45. Why did the softball team get disqualified from their tournament? Because they kept using a crow-hopper!

46. What do you call a softball coach who always makes the right calls? A base-boss!

47. Why did the softball team have to cancel their game? Because they ran out of softballs!

48. What does a softball player say when he strikes out? "I guess that's why it's called a hardball game!"

49. Why don't softball players ever use a tennis ball to practice? Because they don't want to end up in court!

50. How do you describe a softball team who always plays with heart? As a diamond dynamo!
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