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I Am Bright

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A star
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Seen In The Sky

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Stars
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Coming Out At Night

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Stars
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A Living Rock Riddle

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Earth
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From The Sun And The Moon Riddle

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They are the origins of the names of each day of the week.

Sunday Sun day.
Monday Moon day.
Tuesday Tiws or T�rs day, the god of single combat, son of Odin.
Wednesday Wodens or Odins day, god of poetry and of the dead.
Thursday Thors day, god of thunder, son of Odin.
Friday Friggs day, goddess of the clouds, wife of Odin.
Saturday Saturns day, god of fertility and agriculture.
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The Hottest Body Riddle

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I am the sun
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Sun, Planet Or Moon Riddle

Hint: Read it again closely, because there is a clue!
The Sun!
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The Earth's Closets Star

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The sun
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The Red Planet Riddle

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Mars Bar
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Closest To The Sun Riddle

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Mercury
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Mother From A Family Of Eight Riddle

Hint: She's not human
Mother Earth. The family of eight references the 8 planets. Her children being the population of the world. Earth is constantly spinning on its axis and we've all been on this planet since birth unless you're from another world.
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27 Days Riddle

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The moon. Even though the true moon cycle is about 29.5 days, it takes 27 days, 7 hours, and 43 minutes for our Moon to complete one full orbit around Earth. Thus you can see the full moon every 27 days or you can moon yourself every day in the mirror. Not that youd want to. Does anyone moon themselves? Cant say as Ive ever had the pleasure.
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Full And Blue Riddle

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The moon
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Third Closest To The Sun Riddle

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Earth
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Soil And Sand Riddle

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Earth
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Post Your Solar System Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Solar System Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the sun go to school? To get a brighter future.

2. What did Pluto say when it was kicked out of the solar system? "This is out of this world."

3. Why did Mars break up with Jupiter? Because Jupiter had a big gas problem.

4. Why couldn’t Saturn pay its power bill? Because it has too many rings to pay for.

5. Why was Venus so happy? Because it finally found a heavenly body to orbit around.

6. Why did Mercury have to see the school nurse? Because it had a bad case of planetary conjunction.

7. What did Jupiter say to the asteroid? "Hey, I’m crushing on you!"

8. Why did Uranus move away from the rest of the solar system? Because it was too gassy!

9. What did the sun say to the moon when it eclipsed it? "Can’t you see I’m shining here?"

10. Why was Neptune never invited to parties? Because it’s too far-out.

11. Why did Saturn throw a party? To ring in the New Year.

12. Why was Venus always the best dressed planet? Because it had a killer atmosphere.

13. Why did the solar system go on a diet? Because it had too many asteroids.

14. What did the astronaut say to the alien on Mars? "Take me to your leader."

15. Why was the sun always grumpy? Because it had to rise early every day.

16. Why did Earth break up with the moon? It wasn’t over the gravitational pull.

17. Why did the comet visit Earth? It wanted to make a splash.

18. Why couldn’t Mercury stay in a relationship? It always orbited around.

19. Why did the Martian visit Earthlings? To report back to the galaxy.

20. Why did the other planets gossip about Ursa Major? Because it had a lot of star power.

21. What did the planet say when it landed on the moon? "That’s one small step for planet, one giant leap for planet-kind."

22. Why did Pluto quit its day job? It wanted to go freelance.

23. Why was Mars so jealous of Earth? It had a stronger gravitational pull on humans.

24. What did the asteroid say to the astronaut? "Call me rocky, but I think you’re out of this world."

25. Why did Uranus break up with the meteorite? It had commitment issues.

26. Why was Jupiter always so confident? It had a big planetary circumference.

27. Why did Earth refuse to date the Moon? It heard that it was a breath of fresh air.

28. Why did Pluto wear earmuffs to the party? It was trying to keep its distance.

29. Why was Neptune always so quiet? It had a hydrophobic personality.

30. Why didn’t Saturn go to the house party? It was worried about the rings getting trashed.

31. Why was the sun always down in the dumps? It didn’t get enough vitamin D.

32. What did the astronaut say when it landed on Mercury? "This planet has some serious heat!"

33. Why did Mars buy a new telescope? To see what the earthlings were up to.

34. What did the astronaut say to the alien on Jupiter? "Hey, nice gas cloud."

35. Why did Neptune always feel misunderstood? It had a really deep personality.

36. Why was Uranus always so curious? It had a lot of exploring to do.

37. Why did the moon break up with Earth? It had a strong gravitational pull towards other celestial beings.

38. What did the planet say when it orbited the sun? "I’ve got sunshine on my mind."

39. Why wasn’t Pluto allowed in the solar system chatroom? It was too dwarfed by the other planets.

40. Why did the asteroid get into a small car accident? It was having a meteor-day.

41. Why was Saturn so tired? It had a long day of planetary rings.

42. Why was Venus always so in love? It had its heart set on another planet.

43. Why did Jupiter decide to leave its job? It wanted to be a gas giant in the fast lane.

44. What did the astronaut say to the alien on Venus? "Hey, are you made of water? Because I’m feeling thirsty."

45. Why was Uranus always so chilly? It had an icy exterior.

46. Why was Saturn always so calm? It had a well-balanced planetary system.

47. Why did the asteroid invite Earth to the party? To see it rock out.

48. Why did Pluto feel left out? It was ex-planet-ed.

49. What did the astronaut say to the alien on Neptune? "Hey, you’re really deep."

50. Why did the planet feel claustrophobic? It was stuck in orbit with the same celestial buddies.
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