Astronaut Chocolate Riddle
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Full But Never Overflows Riddle
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No Flying Saucers
When looking at the solar system
This planets between Venus and Mars
You wont see any flying saucers
But you can find people in their cars
What is it?
This planets between Venus and Mars
You wont see any flying saucers
But you can find people in their cars
What is it?
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Not A Fairground Ride
It spins at 1,000 miles per hour
Although it is not a fairground ride
At its center there is a molten core
And it has a crust on its outside
What is it?
Although it is not a fairground ride
At its center there is a molten core
And it has a crust on its outside
What is it?
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Red Dusty Planet Riddle
If you go to outer space
And head away from the sun
The first planet you would reach
Would be this red, dusty one
Which planet is it?
And head away from the sun
The first planet you would reach
Would be this red, dusty one
Which planet is it?
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Working After Being Fired Riddle
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Earth's Satellite Riddle
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Space Party Riddle
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Santa And A Space Ship
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Astronaut Lunches Riddle
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Plates In Space
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Moon Hair Riddle
Hint:
Heaviest Moon Eiddle
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Cow Astronaut Riddle
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Baby Astronaut Riddle
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1. Why does the sun always feel lonely? Because it has no space to hang out with.
2. Have you heard about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He just needed some space.
3. How come space is so smart? It has all the right formulae.
4. Why was the moon always grumpy? Because it was always full.
5. Why do martians never get bored? Because they have a lot of space to explore.
6. How do you know if an alien is a vegetarian? It has a lot of space greens in its garden.
7. Why did the spaceman get into a fight with his computer? The computer kept telling him he was beyond his orbit.
8. Why did the spaceship refuse to land on Jupiter? Because it was too gassy.
9. How come astronauts sleep so well on their missions? Because they have the whole universe to count sheep.
10. Did you hear about the spacecraft that crashed on earth? It was out of space.
11. What does a spaceman use to keep his hair in place? Rocketgel!
12. Why do comets always travel alone? They are afraid of cosmic breakups.
13. What is an astronaut's favorite candy? Milkyway bars.
14. What was Neil Armstrong's favorite type of bread? Apollo loafs.
15. Why do aliens always listen to rock music? Because it's out of this world.
16. What do you call a space invader that has a lot of charisma? A cosmic charmer.
17. Why was the astronaut always cold in space? Because he was surrounded by moonshine.
18. How do aliens communicate with each other? Via stargram.
19. Why was the astronaut always terrific at poker? Because he knew how to bluff his way through the asteroids.
20. Why did the UFO fly over Atlantis? It wanted to see the ancient aliens.
21. Why did the aliens visit earth on Halloween? They heard it was out of this world.
22. What kind of music do space explorers listen to on their journeys? Planet rock.
23. Why did the spaceship go to Mars? To find the missing candy bars.
24. What do you get when you cross an astronaut with a candy bar? A life carrier.
25. Why was the astronaut always nervous around aliens? He didn't want to get zapped.
26. What do you call an astronaut that has a lot of acne? A crater-face.
27. Why do aliens always wear helmets? Because they're afraid of space dust.
28. Why did the astronaut go on a diet? He wanted to be a super nova.
29. What is an alien's favorite vegetable? Space-tatoes.
30. Why do alien experts always ask the same question? They're looking for the universal answer.
31. Why did the astronaut bring a towel into space? To wipe out the comet stains.
32. Why are aliens such bad comedians? They always take their jokes to another planet.
33. What do you call a spaceship that's good at hiding? A cloaking device.
34. Why do comets have tails? They need to make an impressive entrance.
35. Why did the spaceship stop at the gas station? It needed to refuel with cosmic coffee.
36. What is an alien's favorite kind of transportation? A flying saucer.
37. Why do aliens always go to college? They want to learn about space.
38. Why was the astronaut always cold in space? Because he was a space cadet.
39. Why do astronauts always carry a first-aid kit? They need to attend to moon booboos.
40. What do you get when you cross a spaceship with a vacuum cleaner? A cosmic dust buster.
41. How does an astronaut keep his hair in place? He uses a space helmet.
42. Why did the astronaut go to space? To see the stars up close.
43. What kind of shampoo do aliens use? Cosmic Clean.
44. What do you call a space engineer that always builds big projects? A stellar giant.
45. Why do aliens always wear sunglasses? They don't want to get stardust in their eyes.
46. What is an astronaut's favorite type of fish? Starfish.
47. Why was the astronaut always happy in space? Because he was a space cowboy.
48. What do you get when you cross an astronaut with a chicken? A lunar eclipse.
49. Why do aliens like to surf? Because the waves are out of this world.
50. What do you call a space tourist that travels in style? A galactic jetsetter.
1. Why does the sun always feel lonely? Because it has no space to hang out with.
2. Have you heard about the astronaut who broke up with his girlfriend? He just needed some space.
3. How come space is so smart? It has all the right formulae.
4. Why was the moon always grumpy? Because it was always full.
5. Why do martians never get bored? Because they have a lot of space to explore.
6. How do you know if an alien is a vegetarian? It has a lot of space greens in its garden.
7. Why did the spaceman get into a fight with his computer? The computer kept telling him he was beyond his orbit.
8. Why did the spaceship refuse to land on Jupiter? Because it was too gassy.
9. How come astronauts sleep so well on their missions? Because they have the whole universe to count sheep.
10. Did you hear about the spacecraft that crashed on earth? It was out of space.
11. What does a spaceman use to keep his hair in place? Rocketgel!
12. Why do comets always travel alone? They are afraid of cosmic breakups.
13. What is an astronaut's favorite candy? Milkyway bars.
14. What was Neil Armstrong's favorite type of bread? Apollo loafs.
15. Why do aliens always listen to rock music? Because it's out of this world.
16. What do you call a space invader that has a lot of charisma? A cosmic charmer.
17. Why was the astronaut always cold in space? Because he was surrounded by moonshine.
18. How do aliens communicate with each other? Via stargram.
19. Why was the astronaut always terrific at poker? Because he knew how to bluff his way through the asteroids.
20. Why did the UFO fly over Atlantis? It wanted to see the ancient aliens.
21. Why did the aliens visit earth on Halloween? They heard it was out of this world.
22. What kind of music do space explorers listen to on their journeys? Planet rock.
23. Why did the spaceship go to Mars? To find the missing candy bars.
24. What do you get when you cross an astronaut with a candy bar? A life carrier.
25. Why was the astronaut always nervous around aliens? He didn't want to get zapped.
26. What do you call an astronaut that has a lot of acne? A crater-face.
27. Why do aliens always wear helmets? Because they're afraid of space dust.
28. Why did the astronaut go on a diet? He wanted to be a super nova.
29. What is an alien's favorite vegetable? Space-tatoes.
30. Why do alien experts always ask the same question? They're looking for the universal answer.
31. Why did the astronaut bring a towel into space? To wipe out the comet stains.
32. Why are aliens such bad comedians? They always take their jokes to another planet.
33. What do you call a spaceship that's good at hiding? A cloaking device.
34. Why do comets have tails? They need to make an impressive entrance.
35. Why did the spaceship stop at the gas station? It needed to refuel with cosmic coffee.
36. What is an alien's favorite kind of transportation? A flying saucer.
37. Why do aliens always go to college? They want to learn about space.
38. Why was the astronaut always cold in space? Because he was a space cadet.
39. Why do astronauts always carry a first-aid kit? They need to attend to moon booboos.
40. What do you get when you cross a spaceship with a vacuum cleaner? A cosmic dust buster.
41. How does an astronaut keep his hair in place? He uses a space helmet.
42. Why did the astronaut go to space? To see the stars up close.
43. What kind of shampoo do aliens use? Cosmic Clean.
44. What do you call a space engineer that always builds big projects? A stellar giant.
45. Why do aliens always wear sunglasses? They don't want to get stardust in their eyes.
46. What is an astronaut's favorite type of fish? Starfish.
47. Why was the astronaut always happy in space? Because he was a space cowboy.
48. What do you get when you cross an astronaut with a chicken? A lunar eclipse.
49. Why do aliens like to surf? Because the waves are out of this world.
50. What do you call a space tourist that travels in style? A galactic jetsetter.