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1. What do you call a spider who's always on the go? A busy-spin.
2. Why did the spider go on a diet? So she could look more fly.
3. What do you call a spider who's trying to gain weight? A butter-spinner.
4. Why did the spider take up yoga? To master the eight legs pose.
5. Why did the spider go to therapy? To spin out her web of emotions.
6. Why did the spider join the circus? She wanted to become a webmaster.
7. What do you call a spider who's great at basketball? LeBron Web.
8. Why did the spider become a referee? She had a lot of experience calling fouls.
9. Why did the spider become a DJ? She liked to spin the webs.
10. What do you call a spider who moves to Hollywood? A star-web.
11. Why did the spider take a cooking class? She wanted to learn how to make a web soufflé.
12. Why did the spider leave her job at the bank? She got caught spinning a web of lies.
13. Why did the spider join the Resistance? She wanted to spin the web of revolution.
14. What do you call a spider who's really into fashion? A web designer.
15. Why did the spider become a detective? She had a good eye for catching flies.
16. Why did the spider go to art school? She wanted to learn how to spin a web masterpiece.
17. What do you call a spider who's always nosy? A web peeper.
18. Why did the spider become a therapist? She knew how to spin a good yarn.
19. Why did the spider go on a road trip? She wanted to spin the web of adventure.
20. What do you call a spider who's really into hip hop? Lil Weavernaut.
21. Why did the spider become a scientist? She had a gift for spider-mental analysis.
22. Why did the spider become a stand-up comedian? She had a lot of web-tastic jokes.
23. What do you call a spider who's always up for a good time? A web-party animal.
24. Why did the spider become a firefighter? She loved to put out webs.
25. Why did the spider become a pilot? She wanted to spin the web-friendly skies.
26. What do you call a spider who's really into surfing? A web-slinger.
27. Why did the spider become a motivational speaker? She knew how to spin positive webs.
28. Why did the spider go to acting school? She wanted to spin a web of drama.
29. What do you call a spider who's great at skateboarding? Tony Spiderr.
30. Why did the spider become a teacher? She knew how to spin a web of knowledge.
31. Why did the spider become a chef? She loved to spin a good meal.
32. What do you call a spider who's really into gardening? A web-green thumb.
33. Why did the spider become a plumber? She knew how to fix webs.
34. Why did the spider become a personal trainer? She knew how to spin a web of fitness.
35. What do you call a spider who's really into soccer? Lionel Arachnid.
36. Why did the spider become a writer? She knew how to spin a good tale.
37. Why did the spider become a barber? She knew how to spin a good hairstyle.
38. What do you call a spider who's obsessed with social media? A web-influencer.
39. Why did the spider become a wedding planner? She knew how to spin a web of love.
40. Why did the spider become a magician? She knew how to spin a web of illusion.
41. What do you call a spider who's really into politics? A web-leaning journalist.
42. Why did the spider become a musician? She knew how to spin a web of melodies.
43. Why did the spider become a bartender? She knew how to spin a web of cocktails.
44. What do you call a spider who's great at painting? Vincent van Spin.
45. Why did the spider become a dentist? She knew how to spin a web of healthy teeth.
46. Why did the spider become a pilot? She loves to spin a web of adventure.
47. What do you call a spider who prefers country music? Dolly Parton Web.
48. Why did the spider become a fashion model? She knew how to spin a web of style.
49. Why did the spider become a painter? She knew how to spin a web of colors.
50. What do you call a spider who's great at rapping? Jay Spida.
1. What do you call a spider who's always on the go? A busy-spin.
2. Why did the spider go on a diet? So she could look more fly.
3. What do you call a spider who's trying to gain weight? A butter-spinner.
4. Why did the spider take up yoga? To master the eight legs pose.
5. Why did the spider go to therapy? To spin out her web of emotions.
6. Why did the spider join the circus? She wanted to become a webmaster.
7. What do you call a spider who's great at basketball? LeBron Web.
8. Why did the spider become a referee? She had a lot of experience calling fouls.
9. Why did the spider become a DJ? She liked to spin the webs.
10. What do you call a spider who moves to Hollywood? A star-web.
11. Why did the spider take a cooking class? She wanted to learn how to make a web soufflé.
12. Why did the spider leave her job at the bank? She got caught spinning a web of lies.
13. Why did the spider join the Resistance? She wanted to spin the web of revolution.
14. What do you call a spider who's really into fashion? A web designer.
15. Why did the spider become a detective? She had a good eye for catching flies.
16. Why did the spider go to art school? She wanted to learn how to spin a web masterpiece.
17. What do you call a spider who's always nosy? A web peeper.
18. Why did the spider become a therapist? She knew how to spin a good yarn.
19. Why did the spider go on a road trip? She wanted to spin the web of adventure.
20. What do you call a spider who's really into hip hop? Lil Weavernaut.
21. Why did the spider become a scientist? She had a gift for spider-mental analysis.
22. Why did the spider become a stand-up comedian? She had a lot of web-tastic jokes.
23. What do you call a spider who's always up for a good time? A web-party animal.
24. Why did the spider become a firefighter? She loved to put out webs.
25. Why did the spider become a pilot? She wanted to spin the web-friendly skies.
26. What do you call a spider who's really into surfing? A web-slinger.
27. Why did the spider become a motivational speaker? She knew how to spin positive webs.
28. Why did the spider go to acting school? She wanted to spin a web of drama.
29. What do you call a spider who's great at skateboarding? Tony Spiderr.
30. Why did the spider become a teacher? She knew how to spin a web of knowledge.
31. Why did the spider become a chef? She loved to spin a good meal.
32. What do you call a spider who's really into gardening? A web-green thumb.
33. Why did the spider become a plumber? She knew how to fix webs.
34. Why did the spider become a personal trainer? She knew how to spin a web of fitness.
35. What do you call a spider who's really into soccer? Lionel Arachnid.
36. Why did the spider become a writer? She knew how to spin a good tale.
37. Why did the spider become a barber? She knew how to spin a good hairstyle.
38. What do you call a spider who's obsessed with social media? A web-influencer.
39. Why did the spider become a wedding planner? She knew how to spin a web of love.
40. Why did the spider become a magician? She knew how to spin a web of illusion.
41. What do you call a spider who's really into politics? A web-leaning journalist.
42. Why did the spider become a musician? She knew how to spin a web of melodies.
43. Why did the spider become a bartender? She knew how to spin a web of cocktails.
44. What do you call a spider who's great at painting? Vincent van Spin.
45. Why did the spider become a dentist? She knew how to spin a web of healthy teeth.
46. Why did the spider become a pilot? She loves to spin a web of adventure.
47. What do you call a spider who prefers country music? Dolly Parton Web.
48. Why did the spider become a fashion model? She knew how to spin a web of style.
49. Why did the spider become a painter? She knew how to spin a web of colors.
50. What do you call a spider who's great at rapping? Jay Spida.