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1. What did the toy horse say to the toy duck? Hay quackers!

2. Why did the teddy bear refuse to eat his vegetables? Because he was already stuffed!

3. How do you catch a squirrel with a toy car? Put it in park!

4. Why did the toy robot break up with his girlfriend? Because she said he was too mechanical!

5. What kind of music do toys listen to? Jingle bells!

6. Why did the toy dinosaur cross the road? To get to the jurassic park!

7. Why wouldn't the toy elephant quit his job? It paid peanuts!

8. How does a toy stay fit? By lifting tiny weights!

9. Where did the toy store detective hide to catch the thief? In plain sight, he was undercover bear!

10. What did the toy miss when he was in trouble? His best defense, his rubber band!

11. What do you call a group of toys on a mission? An action figure unit!

12. Why did the toy frog call off the relationship? The chemistry just wasn't ribbiting!

13. What do you get when you mix a toy car and a drum? A beat up vehicle!

14. Why did the toy mouse need a therapist? He had a squeaky personality disorder!

15. How does a toy train communicate? By smoke signals!

16. What's a toy's favorite vegetable? Peaz and caratops!

17. Why did the toy truck stop at the red light? To show off his brake-dancing skills!

18. What did the toy bird say when it flew into the wall? Tweet everyone just stay calm!

19. How does a toy astronaut eat his cereal? With Milky-Way!

20. Why did the toy chef refuse to cook on the beach? He didn't want to grill and bear it!

21. What would you call a toy snake that gives motivational speeches? An inspirattler!

22. Why did the toy airplane join the military? He wanted to soar above the rest!

23. What did the toy lion say to his maid? I'm roarly sorry but it was an accident!

24. How do toys form a band? They start jamming with their action figures!

25. What do you get when you mix a toy boat and a fruit? A banana boat!

26. Why did the toy chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

27. What happened when the toy car and toy horse raced each other? The horse won by a nose!

28. How does a toy fisherman catch his fish? By casting his net!

29. Why did the toy cat need a vacation? She was feeling Hot, whisker and bothered!

30. What did the toy hiker say when he got lost? "I'm all strapped up, and nowhere to go".

31. Why did the toy bee struggle to fly? He kept buzzlighter!

32. How do you get a toy crab to stop biting? Sand him to time out!

33. What happened when the toy chicken got arrested? He was charged with egg-stortion!

34. How do toys clean their house? By putting their dust bunnies in the bunny bank!

35. What do you call a group of toys manufacturing duck-shaped products? The quack team!

36. What did the toy lumberjack say to the other toy? "I'm feeling board, let's see what's for break!".

37. Why did the toy clam blush? He saw the pearls on the toy oyster's necklace!

38. What did the toy ghost say to the other toy? "You're just a little sheet like me!".

39. How does a toy learn to play the piano? By using keynotes!

40. Why did the toy mailbox get jealous? The phone booth kept ringing off the hook!

41. How did the toy turtle become a superhero? By coming out of his shell!

42. What do you get when you mix a toy dog and a barbecue? A hot dog!

43. Why did the toy spaceship need a theme song? To blast off!

44. Why did the toy donut quit his job? He was filling a little fried!

45. How does a toy gym motivate its clients to work out? By letting them know they're stupendous in their own scale!

46. Why did the toy magician fail his act? He lost his wand!

47. What did the toy farmer name his horse that knew karate? Blackeye!

48. How does a toy plumber fix a leaky faucet? By using Pipes and adapters!

49. What did the toy owl say when he got stuck in the carrot patch? "Lettuce out meow!".

50. Why did the toy bear feel insecure? He couldn't stomach his weight!
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