From Town To Town Riddle
Trains travel from one town to another town all day, always on the same track, always going nonstop and at the same speed. The noon train took 80 minutes to complete the trip, but the 4 PM train took an hour and 20 minutes. Why?
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Florida Train Wreck
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The Claustrophobic Train Ride
A train just leaves a station and enters a tunnel. Where is the best place for a claustrophobic person to sit?
Hint:
In the back. See, the train is still accelerating as it is leaving the station so the train will be moving faster when the back of the train enters the tunnel. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Two Trains In A Tunnel
Two trains both enter a one way tunnel at different ends exactly on 9:00, but they both come out the other end unharmed 5 minutes later, how is this possible?
Hint:
One train entered the tunnel at 9:00am and the other at 9:00pm Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. What do you get when you cross a train with a garbage can? Trash-express!
2. Why did the conductor go to the therapist? He had a locomotive disorder!
3. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!
4. Why don't trains like to gossip? They prefer to keep the rail-road clear!
5. What do you call a train full of bubble gum? Chew-chew train!
6. Why do trains make terrible chefs? They always over-coal their dishes!
7. What do you call a train that carries cows? Moo-choo express!
8. Why do trains love romance novels? They are always on-track for a happy ending!
9. What do trains wear to the beach? Tracksuits!
10. How does a train ask a question? Rail-ly, do you know the answer?
11. Why did the train break up with the engineer? He was too controlling!
12. What do you call a train that's late? A delayed-engine express!
13. Why did the train driver get into an accident? He couldn't steer his life on track!
14. What do you call a train that carries sleeping passengers? Snooze-cruise express!
15. Why do trains never go out of style? They have perpetual motion!
16. What does a sassy train say? I choo-choose my own destiny!
17. Why do trains make good actors? They are always on time for their cues!
18. What do you call a train that carries elephants? Trunk-line express!
19. Why did the train's wheels break up with the rest of the train? They needed some space to roll around!
20. What do you call a train with a sweet tooth? Choco-choo express!
21. Why do trains love playing hide and seek? It's a good way to locomotive attention!
22. What do you call a train that's good at fixing things? Tool-express!
23. Why did the train's conductor get arrested? He was caught using too many rail-passes!
24. What do you call a train that carries sushi? Roll-ing express!
25. Why did the train rob the bank? It was tired of caboose-ing along!
26. What do you call a train that carries chickens? Cluck-cluck express!
27. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of Hershey's chocolates? It didn't want a choo-collate overload!
28. What do you call a train that travels to outer space? Astro-loco express!
29. Why do trains always smile? They have a track-record of happiness!
30. What do you call a train that's always cold? Chilled-out express!
31. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ghosts? It didn't want to be haunted by its cargo!
32. What do you call a train that loves jazz music? Choo-choo charlie and his all-steam band!
33. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of cheese? It didn't want a grate overload!
34. What do you call a train that carries artists? Paint-express!
35. Why did the train choose to live a minimalist lifestyle? It was tired of excess baggage!
36. What do you call a train that carries superheroes? The superhero express!
37. Why do trains love to dance? It's in their loco-motions!
38. Why did the train break up with the railway? It was tired of the same old tracks!
39. What do you call a train that runs on vegetables? Veg-choo express!
40. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of gasoline? It didn't want a fuel overload!
41. What do you call a train that carries magicians? Abracadabra express!
42. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of monkeys? It didn't want to go bananas!
43. What do you call a train that loves winter sports? Ski-choo express!
44. Why did the train choose to become a vegan? It was tired of meat-ing passengers!
45. What do you call a train that carries horses? Neigh-borhood express!
46. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of fireworks? It didn't want to be explosive!
47. What do you call a train that carries politicians? The expressway to corruption!
48. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ice cream? It didn't want a melt-down!
49. What do you call a train that carries surfers? Wave-choo express!
50. Why did the train become a detective? It wanted to track down its true identity!
1. What do you get when you cross a train with a garbage can? Trash-express!
2. Why did the conductor go to the therapist? He had a locomotive disorder!
3. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!
4. Why don't trains like to gossip? They prefer to keep the rail-road clear!
5. What do you call a train full of bubble gum? Chew-chew train!
6. Why do trains make terrible chefs? They always over-coal their dishes!
7. What do you call a train that carries cows? Moo-choo express!
8. Why do trains love romance novels? They are always on-track for a happy ending!
9. What do trains wear to the beach? Tracksuits!
10. How does a train ask a question? Rail-ly, do you know the answer?
11. Why did the train break up with the engineer? He was too controlling!
12. What do you call a train that's late? A delayed-engine express!
13. Why did the train driver get into an accident? He couldn't steer his life on track!
14. What do you call a train that carries sleeping passengers? Snooze-cruise express!
15. Why do trains never go out of style? They have perpetual motion!
16. What does a sassy train say? I choo-choose my own destiny!
17. Why do trains make good actors? They are always on time for their cues!
18. What do you call a train that carries elephants? Trunk-line express!
19. Why did the train's wheels break up with the rest of the train? They needed some space to roll around!
20. What do you call a train with a sweet tooth? Choco-choo express!
21. Why do trains love playing hide and seek? It's a good way to locomotive attention!
22. What do you call a train that's good at fixing things? Tool-express!
23. Why did the train's conductor get arrested? He was caught using too many rail-passes!
24. What do you call a train that carries sushi? Roll-ing express!
25. Why did the train rob the bank? It was tired of caboose-ing along!
26. What do you call a train that carries chickens? Cluck-cluck express!
27. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of Hershey's chocolates? It didn't want a choo-collate overload!
28. What do you call a train that travels to outer space? Astro-loco express!
29. Why do trains always smile? They have a track-record of happiness!
30. What do you call a train that's always cold? Chilled-out express!
31. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ghosts? It didn't want to be haunted by its cargo!
32. What do you call a train that loves jazz music? Choo-choo charlie and his all-steam band!
33. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of cheese? It didn't want a grate overload!
34. What do you call a train that carries artists? Paint-express!
35. Why did the train choose to live a minimalist lifestyle? It was tired of excess baggage!
36. What do you call a train that carries superheroes? The superhero express!
37. Why do trains love to dance? It's in their loco-motions!
38. Why did the train break up with the railway? It was tired of the same old tracks!
39. What do you call a train that runs on vegetables? Veg-choo express!
40. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of gasoline? It didn't want a fuel overload!
41. What do you call a train that carries magicians? Abracadabra express!
42. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of monkeys? It didn't want to go bananas!
43. What do you call a train that loves winter sports? Ski-choo express!
44. Why did the train choose to become a vegan? It was tired of meat-ing passengers!
45. What do you call a train that carries horses? Neigh-borhood express!
46. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of fireworks? It didn't want to be explosive!
47. What do you call a train that carries politicians? The expressway to corruption!
48. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ice cream? It didn't want a melt-down!
49. What do you call a train that carries surfers? Wave-choo express!
50. Why did the train become a detective? It wanted to track down its true identity!