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From Town To Town Riddle

Hint:
80 minutes is the same as an hour and 20 minutes.
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Florida Train Wreck

Hint:
They wouldn't need to, the survivors are still alive!
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The Claustrophobic Train Ride

Hint:
In the back. See, the train is still accelerating as it is leaving the station so the train will be moving faster when the back of the train enters the tunnel.
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Two Trains In A Tunnel

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One train entered the tunnel at 9:00am and the other at 9:00pm
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1. What do you get when you cross a train with a garbage can? Trash-express!

2. Why did the conductor go to the therapist? He had a locomotive disorder!

3. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!

4. Why don't trains like to gossip? They prefer to keep the rail-road clear!

5. What do you call a train full of bubble gum? Chew-chew train!

6. Why do trains make terrible chefs? They always over-coal their dishes!

7. What do you call a train that carries cows? Moo-choo express!

8. Why do trains love romance novels? They are always on-track for a happy ending!

9. What do trains wear to the beach? Tracksuits!

10. How does a train ask a question? Rail-ly, do you know the answer?

11. Why did the train break up with the engineer? He was too controlling!

12. What do you call a train that's late? A delayed-engine express!

13. Why did the train driver get into an accident? He couldn't steer his life on track!

14. What do you call a train that carries sleeping passengers? Snooze-cruise express!

15. Why do trains never go out of style? They have perpetual motion!

16. What does a sassy train say? I choo-choose my own destiny!

17. Why do trains make good actors? They are always on time for their cues!

18. What do you call a train that carries elephants? Trunk-line express!

19. Why did the train's wheels break up with the rest of the train? They needed some space to roll around!

20. What do you call a train with a sweet tooth? Choco-choo express!

21. Why do trains love playing hide and seek? It's a good way to locomotive attention!

22. What do you call a train that's good at fixing things? Tool-express!

23. Why did the train's conductor get arrested? He was caught using too many rail-passes!

24. What do you call a train that carries sushi? Roll-ing express!

25. Why did the train rob the bank? It was tired of caboose-ing along!

26. What do you call a train that carries chickens? Cluck-cluck express!

27. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of Hershey's chocolates? It didn't want a choo-collate overload!

28. What do you call a train that travels to outer space? Astro-loco express!

29. Why do trains always smile? They have a track-record of happiness!

30. What do you call a train that's always cold? Chilled-out express!

31. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ghosts? It didn't want to be haunted by its cargo!

32. What do you call a train that loves jazz music? Choo-choo charlie and his all-steam band!

33. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of cheese? It didn't want a grate overload!

34. What do you call a train that carries artists? Paint-express!

35. Why did the train choose to live a minimalist lifestyle? It was tired of excess baggage!

36. What do you call a train that carries superheroes? The superhero express!

37. Why do trains love to dance? It's in their loco-motions!

38. Why did the train break up with the railway? It was tired of the same old tracks!

39. What do you call a train that runs on vegetables? Veg-choo express!

40. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of gasoline? It didn't want a fuel overload!

41. What do you call a train that carries magicians? Abracadabra express!

42. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of monkeys? It didn't want to go bananas!

43. What do you call a train that loves winter sports? Ski-choo express!

44. Why did the train choose to become a vegan? It was tired of meat-ing passengers!

45. What do you call a train that carries horses? Neigh-borhood express!

46. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of fireworks? It didn't want to be explosive!

47. What do you call a train that carries politicians? The expressway to corruption!

48. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ice cream? It didn't want a melt-down!

49. What do you call a train that carries surfers? Wave-choo express!

50. Why did the train become a detective? It wanted to track down its true identity!
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