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Riddles and Answers © 2023
Here we have curated one of the freshest and most complex lists of riddles about and related to trains, known to the internet!
Each question listed may have a unique style, but many of them will be traditional train riddles with answers. Meaning, they will give you clues about when a train leaves, and it's speed plus other pertinent information. From this information you are expected to analyze, the most intelligent challengers will be able to solve each answer correctly. If you need to check your answer against the actual answer, click the button that says "Show Answer" underneath the question.
A Train Leaves From Halifax Riddle
Hint:
Both trains would be at the same spot when they meet therefore they are both equally close to Halifax. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
The Craziest Way To Travel
Hint:
An Electric Train Riddle
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
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Railroad To Freedom
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Cold Transportation Riddle
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Electric Train Travel Riddle
If an electric train is going east at 60 miles an hour and there is a strong westerly wind, which way does the smoke from the train drift?
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The Woman On The Train
Who was this mysterious woman?
Hint:
The person is a train driver and the woman jumped in front of his train. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Machines With Ears Riddle
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Train To Cuba Riddle
If one train in New York is going 1206 mph and one in Florida goes 305 mph which one will get to Cuba first?
Hint:
The Whistle Of A Train
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Train Full Of Gum Riddle
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Engineers And Teachers Riddle
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The Locomotive Love Riddle
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Found In A Subway Riddle
I have seats but I'm not a living room
I have an engine but I'm not a car
I'm a mode of transport but I'm not an airplane
I'm sometimes a bullet but I'm not fired out of a gun
I can be found in a subway but Im not a sandwich.
What could I be?
I have an engine but I'm not a car
I'm a mode of transport but I'm not an airplane
I'm sometimes a bullet but I'm not fired out of a gun
I can be found in a subway but Im not a sandwich.
What could I be?
Hint:
A Riddle About Transport
Here is a riddle about transport
So it is time to use your brain
This has an engine and carriages
And runs on rails it's a_______?
So it is time to use your brain
This has an engine and carriages
And runs on rails it's a_______?
Hint:
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1. What do you get when you cross a train with a garbage can? Trash-express!
2. Why did the conductor go to the therapist? He had a locomotive disorder!
3. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!
4. Why don't trains like to gossip? They prefer to keep the rail-road clear!
5. What do you call a train full of bubble gum? Chew-chew train!
6. Why do trains make terrible chefs? They always over-coal their dishes!
7. What do you call a train that carries cows? Moo-choo express!
8. Why do trains love romance novels? They are always on-track for a happy ending!
9. What do trains wear to the beach? Tracksuits!
10. How does a train ask a question? Rail-ly, do you know the answer?
11. Why did the train break up with the engineer? He was too controlling!
12. What do you call a train that's late? A delayed-engine express!
13. Why did the train driver get into an accident? He couldn't steer his life on track!
14. What do you call a train that carries sleeping passengers? Snooze-cruise express!
15. Why do trains never go out of style? They have perpetual motion!
16. What does a sassy train say? I choo-choose my own destiny!
17. Why do trains make good actors? They are always on time for their cues!
18. What do you call a train that carries elephants? Trunk-line express!
19. Why did the train's wheels break up with the rest of the train? They needed some space to roll around!
20. What do you call a train with a sweet tooth? Choco-choo express!
21. Why do trains love playing hide and seek? It's a good way to locomotive attention!
22. What do you call a train that's good at fixing things? Tool-express!
23. Why did the train's conductor get arrested? He was caught using too many rail-passes!
24. What do you call a train that carries sushi? Roll-ing express!
25. Why did the train rob the bank? It was tired of caboose-ing along!
26. What do you call a train that carries chickens? Cluck-cluck express!
27. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of Hershey's chocolates? It didn't want a choo-collate overload!
28. What do you call a train that travels to outer space? Astro-loco express!
29. Why do trains always smile? They have a track-record of happiness!
30. What do you call a train that's always cold? Chilled-out express!
31. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ghosts? It didn't want to be haunted by its cargo!
32. What do you call a train that loves jazz music? Choo-choo charlie and his all-steam band!
33. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of cheese? It didn't want a grate overload!
34. What do you call a train that carries artists? Paint-express!
35. Why did the train choose to live a minimalist lifestyle? It was tired of excess baggage!
36. What do you call a train that carries superheroes? The superhero express!
37. Why do trains love to dance? It's in their loco-motions!
38. Why did the train break up with the railway? It was tired of the same old tracks!
39. What do you call a train that runs on vegetables? Veg-choo express!
40. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of gasoline? It didn't want a fuel overload!
41. What do you call a train that carries magicians? Abracadabra express!
42. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of monkeys? It didn't want to go bananas!
43. What do you call a train that loves winter sports? Ski-choo express!
44. Why did the train choose to become a vegan? It was tired of meat-ing passengers!
45. What do you call a train that carries horses? Neigh-borhood express!
46. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of fireworks? It didn't want to be explosive!
47. What do you call a train that carries politicians? The expressway to corruption!
48. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ice cream? It didn't want a melt-down!
49. What do you call a train that carries surfers? Wave-choo express!
50. Why did the train become a detective? It wanted to track down its true identity!
1. What do you get when you cross a train with a garbage can? Trash-express!
2. Why did the conductor go to the therapist? He had a locomotive disorder!
3. How does a train eat? It goes chew, chew!
4. Why don't trains like to gossip? They prefer to keep the rail-road clear!
5. What do you call a train full of bubble gum? Chew-chew train!
6. Why do trains make terrible chefs? They always over-coal their dishes!
7. What do you call a train that carries cows? Moo-choo express!
8. Why do trains love romance novels? They are always on-track for a happy ending!
9. What do trains wear to the beach? Tracksuits!
10. How does a train ask a question? Rail-ly, do you know the answer?
11. Why did the train break up with the engineer? He was too controlling!
12. What do you call a train that's late? A delayed-engine express!
13. Why did the train driver get into an accident? He couldn't steer his life on track!
14. What do you call a train that carries sleeping passengers? Snooze-cruise express!
15. Why do trains never go out of style? They have perpetual motion!
16. What does a sassy train say? I choo-choose my own destiny!
17. Why do trains make good actors? They are always on time for their cues!
18. What do you call a train that carries elephants? Trunk-line express!
19. Why did the train's wheels break up with the rest of the train? They needed some space to roll around!
20. What do you call a train with a sweet tooth? Choco-choo express!
21. Why do trains love playing hide and seek? It's a good way to locomotive attention!
22. What do you call a train that's good at fixing things? Tool-express!
23. Why did the train's conductor get arrested? He was caught using too many rail-passes!
24. What do you call a train that carries sushi? Roll-ing express!
25. Why did the train rob the bank? It was tired of caboose-ing along!
26. What do you call a train that carries chickens? Cluck-cluck express!
27. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of Hershey's chocolates? It didn't want a choo-collate overload!
28. What do you call a train that travels to outer space? Astro-loco express!
29. Why do trains always smile? They have a track-record of happiness!
30. What do you call a train that's always cold? Chilled-out express!
31. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ghosts? It didn't want to be haunted by its cargo!
32. What do you call a train that loves jazz music? Choo-choo charlie and his all-steam band!
33. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of cheese? It didn't want a grate overload!
34. What do you call a train that carries artists? Paint-express!
35. Why did the train choose to live a minimalist lifestyle? It was tired of excess baggage!
36. What do you call a train that carries superheroes? The superhero express!
37. Why do trains love to dance? It's in their loco-motions!
38. Why did the train break up with the railway? It was tired of the same old tracks!
39. What do you call a train that runs on vegetables? Veg-choo express!
40. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of gasoline? It didn't want a fuel overload!
41. What do you call a train that carries magicians? Abracadabra express!
42. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of monkeys? It didn't want to go bananas!
43. What do you call a train that loves winter sports? Ski-choo express!
44. Why did the train choose to become a vegan? It was tired of meat-ing passengers!
45. What do you call a train that carries horses? Neigh-borhood express!
46. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of fireworks? It didn't want to be explosive!
47. What do you call a train that carries politicians? The expressway to corruption!
48. Why did the train refuse to carry a shipment of ice cream? It didn't want a melt-down!
49. What do you call a train that carries surfers? Wave-choo express!
50. Why did the train become a detective? It wanted to track down its true identity!