The Pet Shop Parrot
A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?
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Husband, Wife And Mailman Riddle
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He was asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it.
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try out for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch. What happened?
The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try out for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well.
Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer all the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch. What happened?
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The machine transfers the pain to the baby's father. The wife cheated on her husband with the mailman and it was his baby. It never mentions that the husband is the baby's father. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Signing The Declaration Of Independence
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A Knife And A Dinner Party Riddle
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Long Neck Giraffes Riddle
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Politician Diapers Riddle
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Because they should be changed often, and for the same reasons Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Politician And A Snail Riddle
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One is slimy, a pest, and leaves a trail everywhere and the other is a snail. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Happy Marriage Riddle
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Facebook Jail Riddle
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You have a profile picture, you sit around all day writing on walls, and you get poked by guys you don't really know! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Mascara Men Riddle
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Refrigerated Bedpan Riddle
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Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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New Year's Jog Riddle
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You Cant See Me Riddle
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Small And Yellow
This is a type of fruit
Whose shape is an oval
Its color is yellow
And it is fairly small
What type of fruit is it?
Whose shape is an oval
Its color is yellow
And it is fairly small
What type of fruit is it?
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Flipping Heads And Tails
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