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## Small Mannequin Riddle

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A doll
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## Bristles Not Whistles Riddle

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A toothbrush
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## Put Me In A Binder Riddle

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Paper
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## Always Riding Piggy Back Riddle

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A backpack.
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## Covered In Lines Riddle

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I am paper!
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## I'm A Yellow Fellow Riddle

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I am a pencil.
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## Made From A Tree Riddle

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I am a desk.
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## Find Me In The Classroom Riddle

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I am a clock!
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## Half Of 2+2 Riddle

Hint:
3. Half of 2 is 1. Add 2 more to get 3!
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## Poke Your Fingers In My Eyes

Hint:
A pair of scissors.
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## Big Mouth Riddle

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A river.
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## Flying Mammal Riddle

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Humans, They can fly on an airplane.
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## I Am 92 Minus 1

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91.
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## Eight Tens Ridde

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89.
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## One More Than 85 Riddle

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86.
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1. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark? Frostbite!

2. Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well!

3. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick!

4. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!

6. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!

7. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!

8. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly!

9. What do you call a train carrying bubblegum? Chew chew train!

10. Why did the pencil break up with the eraser? It said it was tired of making mistakes!

11. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!

12. Why did the frog call his insurance company? His car got toad!

13. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine!

14. Why don't scientists trust atoms? They make up everything!

15. Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!

16. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!

17. Why did the bee go to the hairdresser? It needed a buzz cut!

18. Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? Because he was a fungi to be with!

19. Why was the football depressed? It was constantly getting kicked around!

20. Why don't oysters share their pearls? They're shellfish!

21. Why was the painter arrested? He was framed!

22. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investi-gator!

23. Why did the banana go to the doctor again? It was still peeling unwell!

24. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite, with a bite!

25. Why was the orange feeling shy? Because it wasn't feeling particularly zesty!

26. What do you call a tiny alligator? A crockling!

27. Why did the mushroom go to the party solo? It wasn't able to find a fungi to go with!

28. What do you get when you cross a spider and a computer? A website!

29. Why was the frog so bad at organizing its time? It was constantly jumping around!

30. What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear!

31. Why did the tomato feel embarrassed? It saw the salad dressing again!

32. What do you get when you mix a snowman and a chili pepper? A winter warmer!

33. Why was the teacher happy when the students weren't listening? It was music to their ears!

34. What do you call a chicken who loves to meditate? A zen hen!

35. Why did the goat call the handyman? It needed to get its house goat-proofed!

36. What does a snail say when it catches a ride on the back of a tortoise? "Wheeee!"

37. Why did the robot go on a diet? It was gaining too many megabytes!

38. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit? An astronaut!

39. Why did the pencil think it was hot? It had a rubber band around its middle!

40. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea!

41. Why did the witch turn into a snowman? She was feeling a little frosty!

42. What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "Dam!"

43. Why was the ghost always on the Internet? To haunt the web!

44. Why was the duck unhappy on its birthday? It felt a little down quacked!

45. What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? Swimming trunks!

46. Why did the tree take a nap? It was sappy!

47. What do you call a cat that loves to bowl? A strike-purr!

48. Why did the owl cross the playground? To get to the hootenanny!

49. What did the grape say to the elephant? Nothing, it was too busy raisin around!

50. Why did the tree go to the dentist? To get its root canal!