CAT RIDDLES

Who are cats going to vote for in November?

What did the girl cat say to the boy cat on Valentine's Day?

Why shouldnt you play soccer in the jungle?

What is the nearest thing to a cat with it's nose pressed to the window watching a bird?

This is a kind of animal
You might see in someones house
Because they are a common pet
That might help to catch a mouse
What is it?

What do you call a cat with a lions roar?

Why did the lion loose at poker?

What is a French cat's favorite dessert?

What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?

How do tigers describe themselves?

What's a tiger running a copy machine called?

What cat discovered America?

What do you call a cat that likes to dig in the beach?

Why do you need a license for a dog but not for a cat?

What do you call a cat that digs in the sand?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Cat Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the cat join the Red Cross? Because she wanted to save kitties in distress.



2. Why did the cat attend art class? Because she wanted to learn how to draw purrrfect pictures.



3. Why did the cat decide to become a DJ? Because she wanted to spread some paws-itive vibes.



4. Why did the cat volunteer at a soup kitchen? Because she believed that every living being should have a fair share of meowalicious meals.



5. Why did the cat decide to become a fashion designer? Because she knew the paw-fect way to dress up a fur-bulous feline.



6. Why did the cat join the gym? Because she wanted to get into pawsome shape.



7. Why did the cat audition for a Shakespearean play? Because she wanted to show off her mew-sical theater talent.



8. Why did the cat decide to become a magician? Because she wanted to pull some meow-velous tricks out of her hat.



9. Why did the cat decide to join a choir? Because she wanted to sing her heart out in a meow-ful harmony.



10. Why did the cat start a podcast? Because she had a lot to meow about.