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Riddles and Answers © 2023
Be prepared for a plethora of puzzles about everything that Catholicism encompasses. From priests to mass, there are many humorous brain teasers here. Due to the importance of this religion to so many people around the world, there is a great variety of riddles with answers throughout this selection. Some give clues that are very descriptive and confusing.
Others placed inside of this selection are a bit more relaxed and for fun's sake only. With a bit of humor, they would be exceptional for use in lessons to keep children engaged.
We hope you enjoy this thrilling set of riddles. Please share this wondrous set of questions with anyone that you think would appreciate them.
Roman Catholicism Riddle
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The correct answer is 7 - Baptism, Penance, Eucharist, Confirmation, Marriage, Holy Orders, and Anointing of the Sick (Last Rites). Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Mysteries Of The Rosary
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Joseph was present for the Nativity, the Presentation, & the Finding of Jesus in the Temple. (See Luke 2) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Solved: 72%
The Apostle's Name Riddle
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Solved: 77%
Virgin Mary's Roommates Riddle
The Blessed Virgin Mary lived with at least eight other people at various times on earth.
How many of them can you name?
How many of them can you name?
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Marys housemates included her parents (traditionally, Joachim & Anne), Zachariah, Elizabeth, & John the Baptist, Joseph & Jesus, & the Beloved Disciple (traditionally, John the Apostle. See John 19:27.) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Non-mythical Animals Riddle
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The Walls Of Jericho
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None. Moses died outside the Promised Land, but Joshua took them for 13 laps around the city in one week. (See Joshua 6) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Very First Baseball Game
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In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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No Parents Riddle
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Noah's Ducks Riddle
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Marrying Boaz Riddle
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The Fastest Runner Riddle
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The Smartest Man Riddle
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Noah's Coffee Riddle
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No Fishing For Noah
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Solomon's Temple Riddle
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1. Why did the Catholic priest go to the dentist? To get a little Jesuit!
2. Why did the choir director quit? Because he couldn't choir-rect his behavior!
3. Why did the nun go to the computer store? To get a CTRL + ALT + NOPE!
4. Why did the bishop cross the road? To get to the other ecclesiastical province!
5. Why did the Pope wear sandals to the beach? Because he refused to be called a "Sandaledict"!
6. What do you call a nun who's gone rogue? Sister Act III: Breaking Habits!
7. What do you call a church that's taped together? A chapel-ture of the Blessed Sacrament!
8. Why did the priest confess to robbing a bank? He wanted to make a Ctrl+Alt+Debt!
9. What do you call a Catholic who always has the answer? A Holy Ghostbuster!
10. Why did the nun refuse to eat ice cream? Because she swore off the Vatican-illa!
11. What do you call a group of nuns who are into martial arts? The Sisters of No Mercy!
12. Why did the Pope refuse to go to space? He didn't want to be known as the Holy See!
13. What do you call a priest who tells bad jokes? A father funny-bone!
14. Why did the Catholic astronaut bring a prayer book to space? In case he needed to orbit-uary!
15. What do you call a group of mourners who are also mathematicians? A subtract of the Holy Ghost!
16. Why did the priest go on tour with his guitar? To spread the Good Chord!
17. What do you call a Catholic pirate? Ahoy Father!
18. Why did the nun turn down the job at the brewery? She refused to be a "hopless" abbot-ess!
19. What do you call a priest who's a nature photographer? A father zoom-in!
20. Why did the Catholic convert to Judaism? He wanted to have a Bar Mitzvah meal!
21. What do you call a Catholic who forgets birthdays? An amnesi-acolyte!
22. Why did the bishop refuse to ride in a limousine? He refused to be a chalice-bearer!
23. What do you call a group of nuns going on a cross-country road trip? The Sisterhood of the Traveling Brethren!
24. Why did the Catholic chef insist on using only holy water in his cooking? So he could baptize his dishes!
25. What do you call a church that always has a big fish fry? The Congregation of the Holy Ling Cod!
26. Why did the priest fail his driving test? He couldn't pass the "Hail Mary" section!
27. What do you call a group of nuns who are also beekeepers? The Sister Act of the Bumblebees!
28. Why did the Catholic monk never leave the monastery? He was in a perpetual abbey-sence!
29. What do you call a Catholic who's always on time? A Holy Clockwise!
30. Why did the nun refuse to watch scary movies? She didn't want to end up in the habit of being scared!
31. What do you call a Catholic who's also an Olympic athlete? A Miracle Runner!
32. Why did the bishop get lost in the desert? He forgot to bring his compass-ion!
33. What do you call a group of Catholic cowboys? The Holy Rollers of the West!
34. Why did the priest have trouble with his TV reception? He couldn't find the good chan-EL!
35. What do you call a Catholic hockey team? The Holy Slapshots!
36. Why did the nun refuse to use the internet? She didn't want to use impure brows-ers!
37. What do you call a Catholic who's also a firefighter? A Holy Flame Extinguisher!
38. Why did the bishop refuse to take a shortcut through the cemetery? He didn't want to cut like a ghost through the graveyard!
39. What do you call a group of nuns who are also synchronized swimmers? The Sisterhood of the Wet Habits!
40. Why did the Catholic pilot refuse to land the plane? He couldn't find the holy landing gear!
41. What do you call a Catholic who's also a magician? A Holy Wand-erer!
42. Why did the priest refuse to go to the beach? He didn't want to be a Son of a Beach!
43. What do you call a Catholic who's always running late? A Holy Slow-mo!
44. Why did the nun refuse to dance? She didn't want to break Habit!
45. What do you call a group of nuns who are also skydivers? The Sisterhood of the Free-Falling Habits!
46. Why did the Catholic refuse to swim in the ocean? He didn't want to be called a Holy Mackerel!
47. What do you call a Catholic who's also a chef? A Holy Griller!
48. Why did the bishop refuse to wear a hat at the beach? He didn't want to be called a "Bishop of Suburbia"!
49. What do you call a group of Catholic bakers? The Holy Rollers of the Oven!
50. Why did the priest refuse to go to the gym? He didn't want to be a Lent-il soup!
1. Why did the Catholic priest go to the dentist? To get a little Jesuit!
2. Why did the choir director quit? Because he couldn't choir-rect his behavior!
3. Why did the nun go to the computer store? To get a CTRL + ALT + NOPE!
4. Why did the bishop cross the road? To get to the other ecclesiastical province!
5. Why did the Pope wear sandals to the beach? Because he refused to be called a "Sandaledict"!
6. What do you call a nun who's gone rogue? Sister Act III: Breaking Habits!
7. What do you call a church that's taped together? A chapel-ture of the Blessed Sacrament!
8. Why did the priest confess to robbing a bank? He wanted to make a Ctrl+Alt+Debt!
9. What do you call a Catholic who always has the answer? A Holy Ghostbuster!
10. Why did the nun refuse to eat ice cream? Because she swore off the Vatican-illa!
11. What do you call a group of nuns who are into martial arts? The Sisters of No Mercy!
12. Why did the Pope refuse to go to space? He didn't want to be known as the Holy See!
13. What do you call a priest who tells bad jokes? A father funny-bone!
14. Why did the Catholic astronaut bring a prayer book to space? In case he needed to orbit-uary!
15. What do you call a group of mourners who are also mathematicians? A subtract of the Holy Ghost!
16. Why did the priest go on tour with his guitar? To spread the Good Chord!
17. What do you call a Catholic pirate? Ahoy Father!
18. Why did the nun turn down the job at the brewery? She refused to be a "hopless" abbot-ess!
19. What do you call a priest who's a nature photographer? A father zoom-in!
20. Why did the Catholic convert to Judaism? He wanted to have a Bar Mitzvah meal!
21. What do you call a Catholic who forgets birthdays? An amnesi-acolyte!
22. Why did the bishop refuse to ride in a limousine? He refused to be a chalice-bearer!
23. What do you call a group of nuns going on a cross-country road trip? The Sisterhood of the Traveling Brethren!
24. Why did the Catholic chef insist on using only holy water in his cooking? So he could baptize his dishes!
25. What do you call a church that always has a big fish fry? The Congregation of the Holy Ling Cod!
26. Why did the priest fail his driving test? He couldn't pass the "Hail Mary" section!
27. What do you call a group of nuns who are also beekeepers? The Sister Act of the Bumblebees!
28. Why did the Catholic monk never leave the monastery? He was in a perpetual abbey-sence!
29. What do you call a Catholic who's always on time? A Holy Clockwise!
30. Why did the nun refuse to watch scary movies? She didn't want to end up in the habit of being scared!
31. What do you call a Catholic who's also an Olympic athlete? A Miracle Runner!
32. Why did the bishop get lost in the desert? He forgot to bring his compass-ion!
33. What do you call a group of Catholic cowboys? The Holy Rollers of the West!
34. Why did the priest have trouble with his TV reception? He couldn't find the good chan-EL!
35. What do you call a Catholic hockey team? The Holy Slapshots!
36. Why did the nun refuse to use the internet? She didn't want to use impure brows-ers!
37. What do you call a Catholic who's also a firefighter? A Holy Flame Extinguisher!
38. Why did the bishop refuse to take a shortcut through the cemetery? He didn't want to cut like a ghost through the graveyard!
39. What do you call a group of nuns who are also synchronized swimmers? The Sisterhood of the Wet Habits!
40. Why did the Catholic pilot refuse to land the plane? He couldn't find the holy landing gear!
41. What do you call a Catholic who's also a magician? A Holy Wand-erer!
42. Why did the priest refuse to go to the beach? He didn't want to be a Son of a Beach!
43. What do you call a Catholic who's always running late? A Holy Slow-mo!
44. Why did the nun refuse to dance? She didn't want to break Habit!
45. What do you call a group of nuns who are also skydivers? The Sisterhood of the Free-Falling Habits!
46. Why did the Catholic refuse to swim in the ocean? He didn't want to be called a Holy Mackerel!
47. What do you call a Catholic who's also a chef? A Holy Griller!
48. Why did the bishop refuse to wear a hat at the beach? He didn't want to be called a "Bishop of Suburbia"!
49. What do you call a group of Catholic bakers? The Holy Rollers of the Oven!
50. Why did the priest refuse to go to the gym? He didn't want to be a Lent-il soup!