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While some of these are specifically for students to learn things like this question for example "I am the book that starts with: In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. What book am I?" Others are more for humor, for example: "Who was the fastest person in the bible? Adam, because he was the first person in the human race."
There is a wide array of church riddles that appear here, and we will continue to keep this list updated consistently.
Noah's Lights Riddle
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The Most Talkative People In The Bible
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Without A Father Riddle
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The Walls Of Jericho
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None. Moses died outside the Promised Land, but Joshua took them for 13 laps around the city in one week. (See Joshua 6) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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No Parents Riddle
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The Smartest Man Riddle
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The Bible Financier Riddle
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Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Tennis In The Bible Riddle
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A Sharks Favorite Story
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Out Of The Eater Riddle
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The honey produced by bees nestled in the carcass of the lion he defeated. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Leaving Eden Riddle
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Untrustworthy Animals Riddle
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The Day Before Christmas Riddle
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No Longer In Eden Riddle
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A Date With Adam Widdle
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Why was Noah the best businessman in the ark?
Because he knew how to float his stock.
2. Why did the tomato turn red when it was thrown against the wall?
Because it saw the wall-salvation.
3. Why did Moses invest in the stock market?
Because he knew how to part the bull and bear markets.
4. Why did Adam and Eve avoid social media?
Because they didn't want to be tempted by the forbidden Facebook.
5. Why did Jesus hate playing hide and seek?
Because nobody ever found him on the third day.
6. Why was Samson always so strong?
Because he lifted heavy weights, like the Jaw-bone of an ass.
7. Why did the Israelites love their enemies?
Because they knew how to Serve the LORD as SPYs.
8. Why did the Pharisees hate getting email from Jesus?
Because they always went directly to their Spam mailbox.
9. Why was David a lousy cook?
Because he never had the Thyme to finish the Shepherd's pie.
10. Why did the disciples go fishing on the Sea of Galilee?
Because they heard that it was a great place to cast their nets wide.
11. Why did Jonah hate the sushi bar?
Because he didn't want to be reminded of his three-day vacation in the belly of a whale.
12. Why didn't the leper play poker?
Because he was always showing his hand.
13. Why did Paul leave his tent-making business?
Because he realized that he could make more tents and better nets as an apostle.
14. Why did King Solomon have the messiest palace ever?
Because he had 700 wives and 300 mother-in-laws.
15. Why did Abraham love to play golf?
Because he always had a hole in one.
16. Why did the prophet Elijah hate bees?
Because he kept getting stung by the prophets' bees.
17. Why did the priests always wear white clothes?
Because they wanted to look holy.
18. Why did Noah hate the ark's toilets?
Because he had to deal with so much crap.
19. Why did Jacob have the worst headache ever?
Because he wrestled with his pillow all night long.
20. Why did Saul become a fashionista?
Because he was head and shoulders above everyone else.
21. Why was Cain's garden the most popular one in the Bible?
Because it had the first gardener.
22. Why did Jesus refuse to play cards with his disciples?
Because he didn't want to deal with the sinners' hands.
23. Why were the Israelites afraid of Gideon?
Because he stacked the odds in his favor.
24. Why did the Israelites hate the Philistines so much?
Because they always occupied their territories.
25. Why did Isaac like to go on road trips?
Because he loved to go on Jacob's ladder.
26. Why did Joseph love to wear his coat of many colors?
Because he always wanted to look fly.
27. Why did Sarah organize the first baby shower in the Bible?
Because she wanted to celebrate the birth of Isaac.
28. Why did the Israelites love the Book of Exodus?
Because it had the best plot twists.
29. Why did the Canaanites avoid Joshua's army?
Because he always marched around their city walls.
30. Why did the Israelites love to sing in the desert?
Because they had the best worship leader: Moses.
31. Why was Isaiah a lousy volleyball player?
Because he always served deliverance.
32. Why did the Israelites love to march around the tabernacle?
Because they had the best marching band.
33. Why did Daniel love to meditate?
Because he had the best lion's den.
34. Why did Peter deny knowing Jesus three times?
Because he was afraid of getting crucified.
35. Why was Abraham a lousy chef?
Because he always overcooked his offerings.
36. Why was Lot a lousy builder?
Because he always built his house on sinking sand.
37. Why was Samson a lousy stand-up comedian?
Because he always lost his humor after he lost his hair.
38. Why did the Israelites love to eat manna?
Because it was the best lunch box meal ever.
39. Why did the Israelites hate to eat quail?
Because it gave them indigestion.
40. Why did David hate the Philistines?
Because they always stole his flock.
41. Why was Jeremiah a lousy motivational speaker?
Because he always cried when he spoke.
42. Why was Esther a lousy actress?
Because she always played Queen of Persia.
43. Why did the Israelites love to eat unleavened bread during Passover?
Because it was the best thing to come out of Egypt.
44. Why was Nehemiah a lousy gardener?
Because he always had to deal with the ruined walls.
45. Why did King David love to dance?
Because he always had the best music: Psalms.
46. Why did Jesus love to walk on water?
Because he didn't want to mess up his sandals.
47. Why did St. Peter like to fish from the shore?
Because he could walk on water to retrieve them.
48. Why did the Israelites hate the Amorites?
Because they always embodied bad vibes.
49. Why was Joseph a lousy psychologist?
Because he always interpreted other people's dreams.
50. Why did the Israelites love to celebrate Hanukkah?
Because they had the best temple dedication ever.
Why was Noah the best businessman in the ark?
Because he knew how to float his stock.
2. Why did the tomato turn red when it was thrown against the wall?
Because it saw the wall-salvation.
3. Why did Moses invest in the stock market?
Because he knew how to part the bull and bear markets.
4. Why did Adam and Eve avoid social media?
Because they didn't want to be tempted by the forbidden Facebook.
5. Why did Jesus hate playing hide and seek?
Because nobody ever found him on the third day.
6. Why was Samson always so strong?
Because he lifted heavy weights, like the Jaw-bone of an ass.
7. Why did the Israelites love their enemies?
Because they knew how to Serve the LORD as SPYs.
8. Why did the Pharisees hate getting email from Jesus?
Because they always went directly to their Spam mailbox.
9. Why was David a lousy cook?
Because he never had the Thyme to finish the Shepherd's pie.
10. Why did the disciples go fishing on the Sea of Galilee?
Because they heard that it was a great place to cast their nets wide.
11. Why did Jonah hate the sushi bar?
Because he didn't want to be reminded of his three-day vacation in the belly of a whale.
12. Why didn't the leper play poker?
Because he was always showing his hand.
13. Why did Paul leave his tent-making business?
Because he realized that he could make more tents and better nets as an apostle.
14. Why did King Solomon have the messiest palace ever?
Because he had 700 wives and 300 mother-in-laws.
15. Why did Abraham love to play golf?
Because he always had a hole in one.
16. Why did the prophet Elijah hate bees?
Because he kept getting stung by the prophets' bees.
17. Why did the priests always wear white clothes?
Because they wanted to look holy.
18. Why did Noah hate the ark's toilets?
Because he had to deal with so much crap.
19. Why did Jacob have the worst headache ever?
Because he wrestled with his pillow all night long.
20. Why did Saul become a fashionista?
Because he was head and shoulders above everyone else.
21. Why was Cain's garden the most popular one in the Bible?
Because it had the first gardener.
22. Why did Jesus refuse to play cards with his disciples?
Because he didn't want to deal with the sinners' hands.
23. Why were the Israelites afraid of Gideon?
Because he stacked the odds in his favor.
24. Why did the Israelites hate the Philistines so much?
Because they always occupied their territories.
25. Why did Isaac like to go on road trips?
Because he loved to go on Jacob's ladder.
26. Why did Joseph love to wear his coat of many colors?
Because he always wanted to look fly.
27. Why did Sarah organize the first baby shower in the Bible?
Because she wanted to celebrate the birth of Isaac.
28. Why did the Israelites love the Book of Exodus?
Because it had the best plot twists.
29. Why did the Canaanites avoid Joshua's army?
Because he always marched around their city walls.
30. Why did the Israelites love to sing in the desert?
Because they had the best worship leader: Moses.
31. Why was Isaiah a lousy volleyball player?
Because he always served deliverance.
32. Why did the Israelites love to march around the tabernacle?
Because they had the best marching band.
33. Why did Daniel love to meditate?
Because he had the best lion's den.
34. Why did Peter deny knowing Jesus three times?
Because he was afraid of getting crucified.
35. Why was Abraham a lousy chef?
Because he always overcooked his offerings.
36. Why was Lot a lousy builder?
Because he always built his house on sinking sand.
37. Why was Samson a lousy stand-up comedian?
Because he always lost his humor after he lost his hair.
38. Why did the Israelites love to eat manna?
Because it was the best lunch box meal ever.
39. Why did the Israelites hate to eat quail?
Because it gave them indigestion.
40. Why did David hate the Philistines?
Because they always stole his flock.
41. Why was Jeremiah a lousy motivational speaker?
Because he always cried when he spoke.
42. Why was Esther a lousy actress?
Because she always played Queen of Persia.
43. Why did the Israelites love to eat unleavened bread during Passover?
Because it was the best thing to come out of Egypt.
44. Why was Nehemiah a lousy gardener?
Because he always had to deal with the ruined walls.
45. Why did King David love to dance?
Because he always had the best music: Psalms.
46. Why did Jesus love to walk on water?
Because he didn't want to mess up his sandals.
47. Why did St. Peter like to fish from the shore?
Because he could walk on water to retrieve them.
48. Why did the Israelites hate the Amorites?
Because they always embodied bad vibes.
49. Why was Joseph a lousy psychologist?
Because he always interpreted other people's dreams.
50. Why did the Israelites love to celebrate Hanukkah?
Because they had the best temple dedication ever.