Gift To One, Poison To Others
I was a gift to the one but poison to the others
I was a favored sign but also a hated symbol
Some say that of many I was not short
While others talk of two that were far too long
I was stolen and then torn
And became something to mourn
I am in the Bible - what am I?
I was a favored sign but also a hated symbol
Some say that of many I was not short
While others talk of two that were far too long
I was stolen and then torn
And became something to mourn
I am in the Bible - what am I?
Hint: Genesis 37
A World's Best Seller Riddle
I am old but also new
I may seem rather strange but all of me is true
I am 66 inside but really only 1
I can be pocket sized or sometimes weigh a ton!
All of me is about a person you really ought to meet
He often signs his name and each story is his treat
I am a world best-seller but sadly seldom read
Perhaps you've seen me on a shelf or lying by a bed?
What am I?
I may seem rather strange but all of me is true
I am 66 inside but really only 1
I can be pocket sized or sometimes weigh a ton!
All of me is about a person you really ought to meet
He often signs his name and each story is his treat
I am a world best-seller but sadly seldom read
Perhaps you've seen me on a shelf or lying by a bed?
What am I?
Hint:
Cards On The Ark Riddle
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Bible Comedian Riddle
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German Pastors Riddle
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Bible Study Riddle
Hint:
New Testament Cars Riddle
Hint:
Medicine In The Bible Riddle
Hint:
Chickens On The Ark
Hint:
Cain And His Brother Riddle
Hint:
Man Before Woman Riddle
Hint:
Adam And Eve Riddle
Hint:
Making Holy Water Riddle
Hint:
Moses And The Ark
Hint:
Greater Than God More Evil Than The Devil
It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it youll die. What is it?
Hint:
Nothing. Nothing is greater than God, nothing is more evil than the devil, the poor have nothing, the rich need nothing and if you eat nothing youll die. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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1. Why did the pastor carry a bell at all times? Because he was always "praying through" the noise!
2. Why did the choir sing so well together? Because they were "in harmony" with the Lord!
3. Why did the Christian comedian always make jokes about the Bible? Because he was "scripturally funny"!
4. Why did the Sunday school teacher have a sore nose? Because she was always "picking up the sins" of her students!
5. Why did the worship leader always have a smile on his face? Because he had "joyful noise" to make!
6. Why did the pastor always prepare his sermons with a pencil? Because he was "drawing from the Word"!
7. Why did the Christian farmer pray for good crops? Because he wanted to "reap what he sows" in the Kingdom of God!
8. Why did the deacon have a black eye? Because he was "knocked out" by the Holy Spirit!
9. Why did the church elders always have tissues in their pockets? Because they were "weeping for the lost"!
10. Why did the church members always arrive early on Sunday mornings? Because they wanted to "beat the devil to the sanctuary"!
11. Why was the preacher always calm during his sermons? Because he had "peace like a river" in his heart!
12. Why did the choir director always have a baton in his hand? Because he was "leading the heavenly band"!
13. Why did the church janitor always have a broom in his hand? Because he was "sweeping souls" into the Kingdom of God!
14. Why did the youth pastor always have a guitar on his back? Because he wanted to "strum for the Son"!
15. Why did the worship team always have a piano player? Because they wanted to "praise the Lord with keys"!
16. Why did the Christian fisherman always pray before casting his line? Because he wanted to "hook a soul for Jesus"!
17. Why did the missionary pack a Bible in his suitcase? Because he wanted to "spread the Word" around the world!
18. Why did the Christian artist paint pictures of Jesus? Because he wanted to "capture the Savior's likeness"!
19. Why did the Sunday school class always listen to the Bible stories so intently? Because they wanted to "absorb the Gospel truth"!
20. Why did the church treasurer always balance the budget so well? Because he had "faithful accounting skills"!
21. What kind of boat did Jesus take his disciples on? The Ark of Salvation!
22. What do you call a group of singing angels? A heavenly choir-tus!
23. Why don't giraffes go to church? Because they already have their "high heaven" perspective!
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a "wine of suffering"!
25. What did Noah say when he closed the door of the ark? "This is a boat time to be alive!"
26. What did the caterpillar say when he became a butterfly? "I have been 'transformed' by the power of God!"
27. Why did the pastor change his phone number? Because he wanted to give "glory to God in the highest"!
28. What did Moses say when he saw the burning bush? "Holy smokes, that's a miracle!"
29. What do you call a church that's always growing? A "blessed congregation"!
30. Why did the Israelites cross the Red Sea on foot? Because God "parted the waves" for them!
31. Why did the donkey get a role in the Nativity play? Because he was "stable"!
32. What did one angel say to the other after the birth of Jesus? "It's a Christmas miracle!"
33. Why did the wise men bring gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh? Because they wanted to "worship like royalty"!
34. Why did the Christian athlete always pray before a game? Because he wanted to "score one for the Lord"!
35. What did Jonah say when the whale spit him out on the shore? "I'm 'shore' glad to be alive!"
36. Why did the farmer give thanks for the harvest? Because he had a "corny" sense of humor!
37. What do you call a sheep that plays the guitar? A "woolly be baa'd" musician!
38. Why did the pastor have a hard time with keeping secrets? Because he loved to "preach the word"!
39. What did John the Baptist say before baptizing Jesus? "Are you 'water' you waiting for?"
40. Why don't pastors do well in gymnastics? Because they're always "church flipping"!
41. What do you call a bear with a Bible? A "grizzly soul"!
42. Why did Jesus feed the 5,000 with fish and bread? Because he wanted to "multiply the loaves and fishes"!
43. What do you call a camel that knows the Bible inside and out? A "scripture hump"!
44. Why did God create dogs? To teach us about unconditional "puppy love"!
45. What did David say when he conquered Goliath? "It's sling time for my Savior"!
46. Why did the caterpillar choose to become a butterfly? Because he knew it was "butterfly effect" for the Kingdom of God!
47. What do you call a penguin that goes to church every Sunday? A "devout bird"!
48. Why did the church members always get excited for Easter Sunday? Because they had a "hoppy" time at church!
49. What did the Christian rapper say after his performance? "I'm spitting 'holy fire' for the Lord!"
50. Why did the Christian artist paint portraits of the apostles? Because he wanted to "make a Saint-ment with his art"!
1. Why did the pastor carry a bell at all times? Because he was always "praying through" the noise!
2. Why did the choir sing so well together? Because they were "in harmony" with the Lord!
3. Why did the Christian comedian always make jokes about the Bible? Because he was "scripturally funny"!
4. Why did the Sunday school teacher have a sore nose? Because she was always "picking up the sins" of her students!
5. Why did the worship leader always have a smile on his face? Because he had "joyful noise" to make!
6. Why did the pastor always prepare his sermons with a pencil? Because he was "drawing from the Word"!
7. Why did the Christian farmer pray for good crops? Because he wanted to "reap what he sows" in the Kingdom of God!
8. Why did the deacon have a black eye? Because he was "knocked out" by the Holy Spirit!
9. Why did the church elders always have tissues in their pockets? Because they were "weeping for the lost"!
10. Why did the church members always arrive early on Sunday mornings? Because they wanted to "beat the devil to the sanctuary"!
11. Why was the preacher always calm during his sermons? Because he had "peace like a river" in his heart!
12. Why did the choir director always have a baton in his hand? Because he was "leading the heavenly band"!
13. Why did the church janitor always have a broom in his hand? Because he was "sweeping souls" into the Kingdom of God!
14. Why did the youth pastor always have a guitar on his back? Because he wanted to "strum for the Son"!
15. Why did the worship team always have a piano player? Because they wanted to "praise the Lord with keys"!
16. Why did the Christian fisherman always pray before casting his line? Because he wanted to "hook a soul for Jesus"!
17. Why did the missionary pack a Bible in his suitcase? Because he wanted to "spread the Word" around the world!
18. Why did the Christian artist paint pictures of Jesus? Because he wanted to "capture the Savior's likeness"!
19. Why did the Sunday school class always listen to the Bible stories so intently? Because they wanted to "absorb the Gospel truth"!
20. Why did the church treasurer always balance the budget so well? Because he had "faithful accounting skills"!
21. What kind of boat did Jesus take his disciples on? The Ark of Salvation!
22. What do you call a group of singing angels? A heavenly choir-tus!
23. Why don't giraffes go to church? Because they already have their "high heaven" perspective!
24. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a "wine of suffering"!
25. What did Noah say when he closed the door of the ark? "This is a boat time to be alive!"
26. What did the caterpillar say when he became a butterfly? "I have been 'transformed' by the power of God!"
27. Why did the pastor change his phone number? Because he wanted to give "glory to God in the highest"!
28. What did Moses say when he saw the burning bush? "Holy smokes, that's a miracle!"
29. What do you call a church that's always growing? A "blessed congregation"!
30. Why did the Israelites cross the Red Sea on foot? Because God "parted the waves" for them!
31. Why did the donkey get a role in the Nativity play? Because he was "stable"!
32. What did one angel say to the other after the birth of Jesus? "It's a Christmas miracle!"
33. Why did the wise men bring gifts of gold, frankincense, and myrrh? Because they wanted to "worship like royalty"!
34. Why did the Christian athlete always pray before a game? Because he wanted to "score one for the Lord"!
35. What did Jonah say when the whale spit him out on the shore? "I'm 'shore' glad to be alive!"
36. Why did the farmer give thanks for the harvest? Because he had a "corny" sense of humor!
37. What do you call a sheep that plays the guitar? A "woolly be baa'd" musician!
38. Why did the pastor have a hard time with keeping secrets? Because he loved to "preach the word"!
39. What did John the Baptist say before baptizing Jesus? "Are you 'water' you waiting for?"
40. Why don't pastors do well in gymnastics? Because they're always "church flipping"!
41. What do you call a bear with a Bible? A "grizzly soul"!
42. Why did Jesus feed the 5,000 with fish and bread? Because he wanted to "multiply the loaves and fishes"!
43. What do you call a camel that knows the Bible inside and out? A "scripture hump"!
44. Why did God create dogs? To teach us about unconditional "puppy love"!
45. What did David say when he conquered Goliath? "It's sling time for my Savior"!
46. Why did the caterpillar choose to become a butterfly? Because he knew it was "butterfly effect" for the Kingdom of God!
47. What do you call a penguin that goes to church every Sunday? A "devout bird"!
48. Why did the church members always get excited for Easter Sunday? Because they had a "hoppy" time at church!
49. What did the Christian rapper say after his performance? "I'm spitting 'holy fire' for the Lord!"
50. Why did the Christian artist paint portraits of the apostles? Because he wanted to "make a Saint-ment with his art"!