Coffee On The Titanic
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The Cost Of Coffee Riddle
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Sad Coffee Riddle
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Beatles Song Riddle
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One Bad Cup Of Coffee Riddle
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Jewish Coffee Riddle
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Driven Through The Day Riddle
People are driven through the day by me
Late nights I do inspire
If not contained I run wild
What am I?
Late nights I do inspire
If not contained I run wild
What am I?
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Coffee Axe Riddle
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Soda Or Coffee Riddle
George, Helen, and Steve are drinking coffee. Bert, Karen, and Dave are drinking soda.
Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
Using logic, is Elizabeth drinking coffee or soda?
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Elizabeth is drinking coffee. The letter E appears twice in her name, as it does in the names of the others that are drinking coffee. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Coffee Diner Riddle
A man walks into a diner and sits down. There's a new waitress working that he's never seen before. When she comes to his table to take his order, he says "Just a cup of coffee please." A few minutes later the waitress brings the man his coffee and heads back to the kitchen. A short while later, the man notices that there is a fly in his coffee and calls the waitress back. He asks her nicely to bring him another cup. The waitress brings the man's cup of coffee back to the kitchen and returns a few moments later. "Here you are, I poured you a new cup of coffee, no fly this time" she says and hands him the cup. The waitress turns around and starts to head back to the kitchen. She only takes a few steps before she hears the man shout out "Hey, this is the same cup of coffee, all you did was remove the fly!"
Assuming the coffee was still hot, how did the man know it was the same cup of coffee?
Assuming the coffee was still hot, how did the man know it was the same cup of coffee?
Hint: A man walks into a diner and sits down. There's a new waitress working that he's never seen before. When she comes to his table to take his order, he says "Just a cup of coffee please." A few minutes later the waitress brings the man his coffee and heads
Because the coffee was sweet. The man had added sugar to his coffee before noticing the fly. When the waitress brought him the "new" cup of coffee, he took a sip (to check whether it was in fact a newly poured cup of coffee) and noticed that the coffee was "already" sweet. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Drink That Keeps You Up
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Hot All Day Riddle
Something you might think is angry because it is hot all day, but turning it off in the afternoons will help you sleep well is a..?
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Ida's Microwaved Coffee Riddle
Ida puts her coffee into the microwave, as she does every morning, for exactly two minutes. When the microwave goes off, she opens the door, but then closes the door again and sets the microwave for two more seconds. What good would two more seconds be?
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To rotate the handle on the mug so she can comfortably remove it. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Coffee Representation Riddle
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Coffee break. The word coffee is broken into two pieces. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Savor The Flavor Riddle
Discovered in Africa, I spread like a tide to become a hot staple known the world wide.
A necessity to some, a treasure to many, I'm best enjoyed among pleasant company.
Some take me straight, while some like to savor, my essence to which has been added a flavor.
So put down your cares and sit awhile with me; I'll send you back refreshed and full of energy.
What am I?
A necessity to some, a treasure to many, I'm best enjoyed among pleasant company.
Some take me straight, while some like to savor, my essence to which has been added a flavor.
So put down your cares and sit awhile with me; I'll send you back refreshed and full of energy.
What am I?
Hint: This doesn't need a hint, but in case you peeked: I'll have a grande latte!
Coffee. It was first discovered in the area of Africa now called Ethiopia. Legend has it that a goat herder observed his goats acting unusually frisky after eating berries from a bush. When he tried them himself, his energy was renewed. And the rest is history. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Coffee Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Coffee Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the espresso go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little latte.
2. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
3. Why don't coffee beans like to talk about themselves? Because they're always roasted.
4. What do you call an Australian coffee brewer? A downpournder.
5. How do you know if you've had too much coffee? You're shaking like a bean in a can.
6. What do you call a lazy coffee maker? A drip off.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
8. What did the coffee say when it was feeling overwhelmed? "I can't espresso how I'm feeling."
9. I don't always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer to grind it myself.
10. Why did the coffee go to the doctor? Because it was feeling roasted.
11. What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a cup of coffee? A force brew.
12. Why did the coffee break up with the tea? Because it found a steamier partner.
13. What's a pirate's favorite type of coffee? Aaaaargh-presso.
14. How do you know if a coffee is religious? It goes to church 7 days a week.
15. Why did the politician switch to decaf? He didn't want to be jittery in front of the voters.
16. What do you call a cat that loves coffee? A java-lover.
17. Why did the coffee take a road trip? To see the bean fields.
18. What do you call a coffee-drinking detective? A brew-sleuth.
19. Why don't vampires drink coffee? It keeps them up all night.
20. How does a coffee bean compliment its friend? "You brew-tiful."
21. Why was the coffee so popular in high school? Because it brewed just right.
22. What do you call a coffee that's scared of heights? A low-altitude brew.
23. Why was the coffee always late? It liked to brew up some trouble.
24. What do you get when you cross a coffee with a math class? A latte problem.
25. What does a coffee call its friend who always forgets their wallet? A beans mooch.
26. How did the coffee bean find a relationship? It ground out the perfect match.
27. Why did the coffee go to the gym? To work on its latte muscles.
28. What did the doctor prescribe for a coffee addiction? A venti-step program.
29. Why did the coffee go to the airport? To get a double shot of espresso.
30. What's a carpenter's favorite type of coffee? A saw-nay brew.
31. Why did the coffee need a social media account? To bean-stalk its friends.
32. What do you call a coffee that's always running late? A slow-brew.
33. What did the coffee say to the donut? "You're the cream in my coffee."
34. Why did the coffee go to the party? It was ready to brew down.
35. How does a coffee ask for a raise at work? "I bean hoping for a bigger salary."
36. What do you call an eco-conscious coffee drinker? A sustainable sipper.
37. Why did the coffee refuse to jump on the bandwagon? It preferred to brew its own path.
38. What did the caffeine addict say when they couldn't find their mugs? "I'm losing my cup-acity."
39. Why do coffee beans have trouble making friends? Because they're always roasted.
40. Why don't aliens drink coffee? They prefer a little more space in their beverages.
41. What does a coffee say when it's feeling dramatic? "I'm a grande damsel in distress."
42. Why did the coffee join a dating site? It was looking for a steamy connection.
43. What do you call a coffee that runs marathons? A Perk-Up Sprinter.
44. How does a coffee make plans with a friend? They sips on it.
45. Why did the coffee go to the opera? To hear the high bean vocals.
46. What does a coffee say when it comes across a perfect match? "This brew-tiful moment is just icing on the cake."
47. Why did the coffee refuse to apologize? It brewtally honest.
48. What did the coffee say to the muffin? "We're the perfect blend."
49. How does a coffee like to travel? Shots, shots, shots.
50. Why did the coffee decide to start a business? It was tired of giving its brew away for beans.
1. Why did the espresso go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little latte.
2. What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.
3. Why don't coffee beans like to talk about themselves? Because they're always roasted.
4. What do you call an Australian coffee brewer? A downpournder.
5. How do you know if you've had too much coffee? You're shaking like a bean in a can.
6. What do you call a lazy coffee maker? A drip off.
7. Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
8. What did the coffee say when it was feeling overwhelmed? "I can't espresso how I'm feeling."
9. I don't always drink coffee, but when I do, I prefer to grind it myself.
10. Why did the coffee go to the doctor? Because it was feeling roasted.
11. What do you get when you cross a Jedi with a cup of coffee? A force brew.
12. Why did the coffee break up with the tea? Because it found a steamier partner.
13. What's a pirate's favorite type of coffee? Aaaaargh-presso.
14. How do you know if a coffee is religious? It goes to church 7 days a week.
15. Why did the politician switch to decaf? He didn't want to be jittery in front of the voters.
16. What do you call a cat that loves coffee? A java-lover.
17. Why did the coffee take a road trip? To see the bean fields.
18. What do you call a coffee-drinking detective? A brew-sleuth.
19. Why don't vampires drink coffee? It keeps them up all night.
20. How does a coffee bean compliment its friend? "You brew-tiful."
21. Why was the coffee so popular in high school? Because it brewed just right.
22. What do you call a coffee that's scared of heights? A low-altitude brew.
23. Why was the coffee always late? It liked to brew up some trouble.
24. What do you get when you cross a coffee with a math class? A latte problem.
25. What does a coffee call its friend who always forgets their wallet? A beans mooch.
26. How did the coffee bean find a relationship? It ground out the perfect match.
27. Why did the coffee go to the gym? To work on its latte muscles.
28. What did the doctor prescribe for a coffee addiction? A venti-step program.
29. Why did the coffee go to the airport? To get a double shot of espresso.
30. What's a carpenter's favorite type of coffee? A saw-nay brew.
31. Why did the coffee need a social media account? To bean-stalk its friends.
32. What do you call a coffee that's always running late? A slow-brew.
33. What did the coffee say to the donut? "You're the cream in my coffee."
34. Why did the coffee go to the party? It was ready to brew down.
35. How does a coffee ask for a raise at work? "I bean hoping for a bigger salary."
36. What do you call an eco-conscious coffee drinker? A sustainable sipper.
37. Why did the coffee refuse to jump on the bandwagon? It preferred to brew its own path.
38. What did the caffeine addict say when they couldn't find their mugs? "I'm losing my cup-acity."
39. Why do coffee beans have trouble making friends? Because they're always roasted.
40. Why don't aliens drink coffee? They prefer a little more space in their beverages.
41. What does a coffee say when it's feeling dramatic? "I'm a grande damsel in distress."
42. Why did the coffee join a dating site? It was looking for a steamy connection.
43. What do you call a coffee that runs marathons? A Perk-Up Sprinter.
44. How does a coffee make plans with a friend? They sips on it.
45. Why did the coffee go to the opera? To hear the high bean vocals.
46. What does a coffee say when it comes across a perfect match? "This brew-tiful moment is just icing on the cake."
47. Why did the coffee refuse to apologize? It brewtally honest.
48. What did the coffee say to the muffin? "We're the perfect blend."
49. How does a coffee like to travel? Shots, shots, shots.
50. Why did the coffee decide to start a business? It was tired of giving its brew away for beans.