Catching A Cold Riddle
Hint:
20 Flights Of Stairs Riddle
The man takes the elevator down to go to work he goes down 20 flights of stairs and when he comes back from work he goes up to the 7th floor and walks the rest why?
Hint:
He is a midgit and his hands can not reach 20 on the dile. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The 100th Floor Riddle
A man lives on the 100th floor of his apartment building. Every day he takes the elevator down from his apartment to the lobby. After work, he takes the elevator from the lobby to the 50th floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way. On rainy days he takes the elevator all the way from the lobby to the 100th floor. Why?
Hint:
The man was a dwarf. On rainy days he had an umbrella to help him press the button 100. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Elevator Button Riddle
A man enters a building. He presses the elevator button and he suddenly realizes that his wife is dead. How?
Hint:
By pressing the elevator button, he realizes that the electricity has gone off. His wife was connected to an electrical device for health issues, so he realizes that his wife is dead. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The 30th Floor Riddle
Mr. Smith lives on the 30th floor of his apartment building. Every day he takes the elevator down from his apartment to the lobby. After work, he takes the elevator from the lobby to the 15th floor and walks up the stairs the rest of the way. On rainy days he takes the elevator all the way from the lobby to the 30th floor. Why?
Hint:
Mr. Smith is a midget. He cant usually reach the button to the 30th floor. On rainy days he has his umbrella with him. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Elevator Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Elevator Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What did the genie say when he got stuck in the elevator? "Looks like I'm going up and down for a while!"
2. Why did the tomato take the elevator? It didn't want to take the stairs and get all sauced.
3. What do you call an elevator that only goes up? A disappoint-mint dispenser.
4. Why did the elevator break up with the escalator? It felt like they were always going in different directions.
5. What do you call an elevator full of clowns? A lift full of jesters.
6. What do you call an elevator that's always happy? An uplift!
7. What did the figure skater say when he got stuck in the elevator? "Looks like I'm taking a lift break!"
8. Why did the pizza slice take the elevator? It didn't want to be topped by stairs.
9. What do you call a haunted elevator? The lift that's really a ghost!
10. What did the chicken say when it got stuck in the elevator? "I should have taken the stairs...but I'm not a poultry-geist!"
11. Why did the flower refuse to take the elevator? It was afraid it would wilt under the pressure.
12. What do you call an elevator that's always flirting? A love lift!
13. Why did the astronaut take the elevator to the moon? It was too far to take the stairs.
14. What do you call a lazy elevator? A "stop"-id lift.
15. What did the computer say when it got stuck in the elevator? "I guess I'm taking a byte out of the elevator music."
16. Why did the musician refuse to take the elevator? He wanted to stairway to heaven.
17. What do you call a claustrophobic elevator? A lift with close encounter!
18. Why did the movie star take the elevator? He wanted to make an elevator pitch to the director.
19. What do you call an elevator that cheats on its diet? A weigh-gain elevator.
20. Why did the detective take the elevator? He was investigating a lift crime.
21. What do you call an elevator that's always arguing? A lift that's full of ups and downs!
22. Why did the bird refuse to take the elevator? It wanted to fly up the stairs.
23. What do you call an elevator that's always quoting Shakespeare? A lift of the bard.
24. Why did the athlete refuse to take the elevator? He wanted to get a step closer to his fitness goals.
25. What do you call an elevator that's always sticking to the rules? A lift that's always on the straight and narrow.
26. Why did the cat refuse to take the elevator? It was afraid it would be stuck with a dog on the ride.
27. What do you call an elevator that's always giving advice? A lift coach.
28. Why did the CEO take the elevator to the top floor? It was the best way to reach his goals.
29. What do you call an elevator that's always afraid of heights? A lift with low altitude!
30. Why did the farmer take the elevator to his farm? He wanted to harvest a crop of elevator puns.
31. What do you call an elevator that's always rude? A lift that's going down in reputation.
32. Why did the magician take the elevator? He wanted to make himself disappear.
33. What do you call an elevator that's always hiding something? A lift with a secret.
34. Why did the acrobat take the elevator? She wanted to show off her balancing act.
35. What do you call an elevator that's always procrastinating? A rise-and-delay lift.
36. Why did the actor take the elevator to the stage? It was his elevator to stardom.
37. What do you call an elevator that's always taking selfies? A pictorial lift.
38. Why did the vampire refuse to take the elevator? He needed the exercise to keep his blood pumping.
39. What do you call an elevator that's always telling jokes? A lift that's full of punchlines.
40. Why did the musician take the elevator to the orchestra? He wanted to take a musical lift.
41. What do you call an elevator that's always breaking down? A lift with low stats.
42. Why did the lawyer take the elevator to court? He wanted to raise his winning chances.
43. What do you call an elevator that's always late? A slow-moving lift.
44. Why did the scientist take the elevator to the lab? She wanted to experiment with elevator physics.
45. What do you call an elevator that's always late to pick people up? A tardy lift.
46. Why did the fitness coach take the elevator? She needed to elevate her stress levels.
47. What do you call an elevator that's always dizzy? A whirl-lift.
48. Why did the king take the elevator to the castle? It was the royal ascent.
49. What do you call an elevator that's always impressing people? A lift that's full of awe.
50. Why did the gambler take the elevator? He wanted to ride his luck all the way up.
1. What did the genie say when he got stuck in the elevator? "Looks like I'm going up and down for a while!"
2. Why did the tomato take the elevator? It didn't want to take the stairs and get all sauced.
3. What do you call an elevator that only goes up? A disappoint-mint dispenser.
4. Why did the elevator break up with the escalator? It felt like they were always going in different directions.
5. What do you call an elevator full of clowns? A lift full of jesters.
6. What do you call an elevator that's always happy? An uplift!
7. What did the figure skater say when he got stuck in the elevator? "Looks like I'm taking a lift break!"
8. Why did the pizza slice take the elevator? It didn't want to be topped by stairs.
9. What do you call a haunted elevator? The lift that's really a ghost!
10. What did the chicken say when it got stuck in the elevator? "I should have taken the stairs...but I'm not a poultry-geist!"
11. Why did the flower refuse to take the elevator? It was afraid it would wilt under the pressure.
12. What do you call an elevator that's always flirting? A love lift!
13. Why did the astronaut take the elevator to the moon? It was too far to take the stairs.
14. What do you call a lazy elevator? A "stop"-id lift.
15. What did the computer say when it got stuck in the elevator? "I guess I'm taking a byte out of the elevator music."
16. Why did the musician refuse to take the elevator? He wanted to stairway to heaven.
17. What do you call a claustrophobic elevator? A lift with close encounter!
18. Why did the movie star take the elevator? He wanted to make an elevator pitch to the director.
19. What do you call an elevator that cheats on its diet? A weigh-gain elevator.
20. Why did the detective take the elevator? He was investigating a lift crime.
21. What do you call an elevator that's always arguing? A lift that's full of ups and downs!
22. Why did the bird refuse to take the elevator? It wanted to fly up the stairs.
23. What do you call an elevator that's always quoting Shakespeare? A lift of the bard.
24. Why did the athlete refuse to take the elevator? He wanted to get a step closer to his fitness goals.
25. What do you call an elevator that's always sticking to the rules? A lift that's always on the straight and narrow.
26. Why did the cat refuse to take the elevator? It was afraid it would be stuck with a dog on the ride.
27. What do you call an elevator that's always giving advice? A lift coach.
28. Why did the CEO take the elevator to the top floor? It was the best way to reach his goals.
29. What do you call an elevator that's always afraid of heights? A lift with low altitude!
30. Why did the farmer take the elevator to his farm? He wanted to harvest a crop of elevator puns.
31. What do you call an elevator that's always rude? A lift that's going down in reputation.
32. Why did the magician take the elevator? He wanted to make himself disappear.
33. What do you call an elevator that's always hiding something? A lift with a secret.
34. Why did the acrobat take the elevator? She wanted to show off her balancing act.
35. What do you call an elevator that's always procrastinating? A rise-and-delay lift.
36. Why did the actor take the elevator to the stage? It was his elevator to stardom.
37. What do you call an elevator that's always taking selfies? A pictorial lift.
38. Why did the vampire refuse to take the elevator? He needed the exercise to keep his blood pumping.
39. What do you call an elevator that's always telling jokes? A lift that's full of punchlines.
40. Why did the musician take the elevator to the orchestra? He wanted to take a musical lift.
41. What do you call an elevator that's always breaking down? A lift with low stats.
42. Why did the lawyer take the elevator to court? He wanted to raise his winning chances.
43. What do you call an elevator that's always late? A slow-moving lift.
44. Why did the scientist take the elevator to the lab? She wanted to experiment with elevator physics.
45. What do you call an elevator that's always late to pick people up? A tardy lift.
46. Why did the fitness coach take the elevator? She needed to elevate her stress levels.
47. What do you call an elevator that's always dizzy? A whirl-lift.
48. Why did the king take the elevator to the castle? It was the royal ascent.
49. What do you call an elevator that's always impressing people? A lift that's full of awe.
50. Why did the gambler take the elevator? He wanted to ride his luck all the way up.