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The Vampire Flirt Riddle

Hint:
She bats her eyes.
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Volcano Valentines Riddle

Hint:
Do you lava me like I lava you!!?
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Dracula's Girlfriend Riddle

Hint:
It was love at first bite!
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A Painters Love Riddle

Hint:
I love you with all my art.
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Man With The Broken Leg

Hint:
I have a crutch on you.
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Ram Love Songs

Hint:
I Only Have Eyes For Ewe.
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Lightbulbs Of Love

Hint:
Oh I love ya a whole watt honey!
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Stuck With Me Forever Riddle

Hint:
A ring!
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1. I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

3. I'm not a photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

4. Excuse me, do you have a name or can I call you mine?

5. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.

6. I must be lost because heaven is a long way from here.

7. Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I'm down under.

8. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

9. If you were a pirate, would you want your parrot on this shoulder or this shoulder? (hold out your arms and let them choose)

10. Are you from Tennessee? Because you are the only 10 I see!

11. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

12. Do you believe in love at first swipe?

13. Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.

14. I must be a snowman because I've been staring at you for hours.

15. Are you a dictionary? Because you give meaning to my life.

16. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knees falling for you.

17. My love for you is like a fruit salad, with lots of sweetness and a little tang.

18. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

19. You must be a beaver, because daaaaam.

20. Are you a pirate? Because I'd love to check out your booty.

21. Do you have a sunburn or are you always this hot?

22. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

23. You must be a magician because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

24. Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.

25. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.

26. Excuse me, miss, can I have a moment of your time? (What?) I’d like to steal a kiss.

27. You must be a Snickers bar because you satisfy me.

28. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.

29. Do you have a Band-Aid? I just scraped my knees falling for you.

30. Excuse me, miss, can I have a moment of your time? (What?) I’d like to steal a kiss.

31. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.

32. If I were a cat I’d spend all 9 lives with you.

33. Is your last name Gillette? Because you are the best a man can get.

34. Excuse me, miss? Can I have a moment of your time? (What?) I’d like to introduce myself. I’m the man of your dreams.

35. You know what’s beautiful? Read the first word.

36. Excuse me, miss? Can I have a moment of your time? (What?) Will you go out with me?

37. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

38. Are you an omelette? Because you’re making me egg-cited.

39. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

40. You must be a ninja because you stole my heart without me even noticing.

41. Is your name Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours on end.

42. Excuse me, miss? Can I have a moment of your time? (What?) I’ve lost my phone number… Can I have yours?

43. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

44. Excuse me, miss? Can I have a moment of your time? (What?) I need to steal a kiss, …and I promise I’ll give it back.

45. I think you dropped something… my jaw.

46. Excuse me, miss? Can I have a moment of your time? (What?) You’re the one that I want… to spend the rest of my day with.

47. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.

48. Do you have a twin sister? Because you’re twice as nice as anyone I’ve ever met.

49. You must be a keyboard because you’re just my type.

50. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
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