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Taking A Vacation Riddle

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The beach
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Dentist In Panama Riddle

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Looking for the Root Canal!
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Man On A Hill

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Cliff!
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Hot Lava Below Riddle

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A volcano
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The Laziest Mountain Ever

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Mt Everest.
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Largest Island In The World

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Australia
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1. Why did the geography teacher break up with the history teacher? Because the geography teacher found him to be too "past"-oriented and not "present"-minded.



2. Why did the geologist break up with the cartographer? Because the geologist found him to be too flat and not "rocky" enough.



3. Why do geographers love to study maps? Because it's a "compass"-ionate way to learn about the world.



4. What did the globe say to the map when they met? "I've got the whole world in my hands!"



5. What's a geographer's favorite mode of transportation? A "map"-bicycle.



6. Why don't geographers like to drive? Because they prefer to "longitude"-distance and "latitude"-itude.



7. Why did the geographer get lost in his own city? Because he was "urban" blind.



8. What do geographers use to measure angles? A "geo-meter" stick.



9. Why did the geographer name his pet rock Atlas? Because it carried the weight of the world on its shoulders.



10. Why did the geographer become a vegetarian? Because he felt it was wrong to eat "continents" and "oceans".



11. How did the geography student do on their test? They "aced" it!



12. What do you call a geography teacher who is always right? A "map"-stronomer.



13. Why did the geography student go on a field trip to the Arctic? To learn how to "ice"-olate different land formations.



14. What country has the most reptiles? "Croak"-ia!



15. Why did the geography student study river deltas? So they could "read" the lay of the land.



16. How do you know if a geography pun is good? It makes you "geogiggle".



17. Why do geographers love to eat sushi? Because it helps them "orient"-ate themselves.



18. Why did the geography student put a globe on their head? So that they could "see" the world from a new perspective.



19. How do geographers celebrate the New Year? With a big "geo-party"!



20. What is a geographer's favorite way to relax? By watching "GPS"-ified TV shows.



21. Why did the geography teacher refuse to take a day off? Because they wanted to "stay-in"-formed about the ever-changing world.



22. How do geographers stay organized? By "continent"-ually sorting out their notes.



23. Why do geographers love to do puzzles? Because it helps them "piece" together the world.



24. Why do geographers hate to play hide-and-seek? Because they always "latitude" down their teammates.



25. Why did the geography student become a magician? So they could "map" out the tricks of the trade.



26. What does a geography professor wear to the beach? A "geo"-bikini.



27. How do geographers measure mountains? They use "peaks"-ometers.



28. Why did the geography student study islands? To learn how to "coast" along the shorelines.



29. What does a geography classroom need to be perfect? A "globe"-al warming heater.



30. Why did the geography teacher love telling jokes? Because it was a "terrain"-endous way to engage the class.



31. How do you make a geography student happy? Give them a "geo"-graph.



32. What do geographers use to pick fruit? A "map"-leberry.



33. Why did the geography student study the Sahara desert? So they could "sand" out from the crowd.



34. What kind of music do geographers like to listen to? "Rocky" Mountain tunes.



35. Why do geographers love to play video games? Because they get to "explore" new worlds.



36. How do geographers get to the top of a mountain? They "alti-tude" their way up.



37. Why do geographers love to travel? Because it helps them "latitude"-en their horizons.



38. What did the geography teacher do on their vacation? They went on a "geo"-caching adventure.



39. Why did the geography student study earthquakes? So they could "shake" up their knowledge.



40. What did the geographer say when they realized they were lost? "I'm way over my "con"-tinent here!"



41. How do geographers keep track of time? With a "clock"-wise navigation tool.



42. What does a geography bee need to be successful? A "geo"-queen.



43. How do you become a geography professor? By "mapping" out your career path.



44. Why did the geography student study volcanoes? So they could "erupt" with knowledge.



45. What does a geography class need to be fun? Some "geo"-logy experiments.



46. How do geographers keep track of their travels? With a "geo"-logbook.



47. Why do geographers love to dance? Because it helps them "geo"-graph their movements.



48. Why did the geography student study rivers? So they could "flow" with the currents.



49. What does a geography-themed wedding need? A "geo"-unity ceremony.



50. How do geographers stay cool in the summer? They find some "geo"-thermal hot springs to relax in.
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