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Cool Joker Riddles From Batman

Joker Riddles
The Joker is a super-villain and the archenemy of Batman. He was first introduced in Batman #1 (Spring 1940) and has remained consistently popular. The Joker is a master criminal with a clown-like appearance. Initially portrayed as a violent sociopath who murders people for his own amusement, the Joker later in the 1940s began to be written as a goofy trickster-thief. That characterization continued through the late-1950s and 1960s before the character became again depicted as a vicious, calculating, psychopathic killer. The Joker has been responsible for numerous tragedies in Batman's life, including the paralysis of Barbara Gordon (Batgirl/Oracle) and the murders of Jason Todd (the second Robin) and Jim Gordon's second wife Sarah Essen.

I Can Be Cracked Made Told And Played

Hint:
A joke
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Eggy Jokes Riddle

Hint:
Egg yolks!
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A Dog In July Riddle

Hint:
Shoot him in June
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Mink Skins Riddle

Hint:
To hold minks together
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1. Why did the Joker break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn't handle his wild "card" antics!

2. How does the Joker keep his hair perfectly green? He's always "dyin' to laugh!"

3. How did the Joker make his fortune? He invested in "laugh-ing" stock!

4. Why did the Joker hate the carnival? It was too "freakin'" normal!

5. What did the Joker say to his psychiatrist? "Why so serious?"

6. How did the Joker get away from Batman? He "Joked" up on him!

7. Why did the Joker refuse to get a tattoo? He didn't want to "ink"-riminate himself!

8. What did the Joker say when he saw his reflection in the mirror? "You complete me!"

9. How did the Joker get his scars? He fell "head over heels" for chaos!

10. Why did the Joker refuse to use the elevator? He preferred "taking" the stairs!

11. What's the Joker's favorite type of car? The "Joker-mobile"!

12. Why did the Joker refuse to play card games? He hated being "decked" out!

13. What did the Joker say when he crashed his bike? "Why so cycle-ous?"

14. How did the Joker win the lottery? He had the winning "joke"!

15. Why did the Joker refuse to wear a watch? He was always running "late"!

16. What did the Joker say when he opened a can of soda? "Here's to bubbly-ness!"

17. Why did the Joker refuse to ride a rollercoaster? He didn't want to "be-ridin'" himself of his clown makeup!

18. How did the Joker get his name? He "Joked" his way into it!

19. Why did the Joker refuse to go to the beach? He didn't want to get "sand-wiched" in by all the tourists!

20. What did the Joker say when he fell off a cliff? "That's a "Jok-er" of a drop!"

21. How did the Joker keep his bank vault safe? With a "Jok-lock"!

22. Why did the Joker refuse to wear a tie? He preferred being "un-Jok-ered"!

23. What did the Joker say when he was surrounded by police officers? "We've got a real "Jok-er" situation here!"

24. How did the Joker prepare for a party? He put on his best "card"igan!

25. Why did the Joker refuse to get a haircut? He loved being a "hair-raising" villain!

26. What did the Joker say when he broke his leg? "This is no Joker!

27. How did the Joker get his workout in? By doing "Jokercises"!

28. Why did the Joker refuse to go to the circus? He couldn't stand all the "clowning" around!

29. What did the Joker say when he pushed Batman off a building? "That's one "Bat-tle" won!"

30. How did the Joker win a cooking competition? With his "Jok-er spice"!

31. Why did the Joker go to the dentist? He needed to get his "Jok-teeth" cleaned!

32. How did the Joker try to make amends with Batman? By sending him a "Jok-er apology" card!

33. Why did the Joker refuse to ride a skateboard? He didn't want to be a "Jok-er" in the ER!

34. What did the Joker say when he saw a clown car? "Now that's a "Jok-er" of a ride!"

35. How did the Joker stay organized? With his "Jok-er planner"!

36. Why did the Joker refuse to ride a horse? He didn't want to be a "Jok-er" in the saddle!

37. What did the Joker say when he saw a detective? "Looks like we have a "Jok-er" opponent!"

38. How did the Joker become a magician? He learned to "Jok-strut" his stuff!

39. Why did the Joker refuse to go on a date? He didn't want to be a "Jok-er" in love!

40. What did the Joker say when he saw a clown fish? "That's one "Jok-er" of a fish!"

41. How did the Joker stay hydrated? With his "Jok-er juice"!

42. Why did the Joker refuse to go to the zoo? He didn't want to be a "Jok-er" in the enclosure!

43. What did the Joker say when he saw a circus performer? "Now that's a "Jok-er" act!"

44. How did the Joker stay positive? With his "Jok-er" attitude!

45. Why did the Joker refuse to play ping pong? He didn't want to be a "bad-Jok-er"!

46. What did the Joker say when he stole a diamond? "That's one "Jok-er" of a score!"

47. How did the Joker try to convince Batman to join him? With a "Jok-er" of an argument!

48. Why did the Joker refuse to go swimming? He didn't want to be a "Jok-er" in the current!

49. What did the Joker say when he saw a clown statue? "That's one "Jok-er" of an ornament!"

50. How did the Joker try to prank Batman? With a "Jok-er" of a trap!
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