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Football Judges Riddle
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A Widow's Sister Riddle
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Of course not. If he has a widow then he's dead. And dead people can't get married. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Defendant Under Oath Riddle
The defendant testified, "The attorney is my brother," but the attorney took the stand and denied having a brother under oath. Who is lying?
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Neither one of them lied. The defendant was the attorneys sister. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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IQ Of 50 Riddle
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Attacking Lawyers Riddle
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Something To Have But Nothing To Lose
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Lawyers And UFOs
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Learning To Suck Blood Riddle
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Vacationing Lawyers Riddle
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Because theyre used to doing all of their lying indoors. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Dead Lawyers Riddle
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