Albatross Boat Riddle
Two men walk into a restaurant by the sea and sit at the bar. Both men are covered in water. Both men order a plate of Albatross and take one bite. After chewing and swallowing, the first man stands up, walks outside, and shoots himself, while the other finishes his meal.
Hint:
The two men were stranded out in the ocean with a third man when they were beginning to stave. When an albatross landed on their life boat and died they finally had food but it was not enough to feed all three of them. They drew straws and the looser was killed and eaten. They mixed up the human meat and the albatross meat so neither person would know what they were eating. After being rescued, the friends went to eat real Albatross and the man who killed himself realized that he was the one that ate his friend. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Wind-slave Riddle
Many-manned scud-thumper, Maker of worn wood, Shrub-ruster, Sky-mocker, Rave! Portly pusher, Wind-slave.
What am I?
What am I?
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Breaking On The Ocean
Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will.
What am I?
What am I?
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Fear Of The Ocean
Three men sitting in a small motorboat one mile from the shoreline. The first is afraid of water, the second afraid of drowning, and the third afraid of sharks. The boats motor is not operational and there is nothing to row with. How do they get to the shoreline?
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Hidden Realms I Shelter
I look flat, but I am deep,
Hidden realms I shelter.
Lives I take, but food I offer.
At times I am beautiful.
I can be calm, angry and turbulent.
I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death.
No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have.
What am I?
Hidden realms I shelter.
Lives I take, but food I offer.
At times I am beautiful.
I can be calm, angry and turbulent.
I have no heart, but offer pleasure as well as death.
No man can own me, yet I encompass what all men must have.
What am I?
Hint:
I Am The Ocean And I Am The Sea
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Swimming In The Ocean
Imagine you are swimming in the ocean and a bunch of hungry sharks surround you. How do you get out alive?
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Never Wetter Riddle
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A New Town By The Ocean
A man moved into a new town by the ocean
in the middle of his first night he woke up and made himself a sandwich on his way back to bed he realized that the lights were on so he turned off all of the lights and went to sleeping the morning when he looked out of his window there were dead people all the way to the horizon (hundreds dead)...
How did they die?
in the middle of his first night he woke up and made himself a sandwich on his way back to bed he realized that the lights were on so he turned off all of the lights and went to sleeping the morning when he looked out of his window there were dead people all the way to the horizon (hundreds dead)...
How did they die?
Hint:
On the mans way back to bed he turned the power off to the light house. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Race Between Waves
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Sleeping Fish Riddle
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High Tide
Hint:
I Cover The Planet
I have a floor but I'm not a room
I wave but have no hand
I'm wet but I'm not a towel
I have currents but no electricity
I contain fish but I'm not a tank
I cover a lot of the planet but I'm not land
I wave but have no hand
I'm wet but I'm not a towel
I have currents but no electricity
I contain fish but I'm not a tank
I cover a lot of the planet but I'm not land
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Post Your Ocean Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Ocean Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a crab that plays the drums? A rock lobster.
2. Why did the lobster refuse to share its food? Because shellfish-taken.
3. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
4. Why did the starfish go to the bank? To get a sand-dollar.
5. What is a mermaid's favorite night of the week? Fry-day.
6. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
7. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
8. How do you know if a fish is red? It's always blushing.
9. What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite.
10. Why do whales make bad detectives? Because they always blow their cover.
11. Why did the sea turtle refuse to take a selfie? Because it has a shell-fie.
12. What do you call a fish that wears a cowboy hat? A rodeo-cod.
13. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
14. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was armed with eight weapons.
15. How do you catch a squirrel fish? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
16. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
17. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
18. What did the ocean say to the beachgoer? Please don't leave me, you mean the world to shrimp.
19. What do you call a fish that wears a necktie? A salmon-suit.
20. Why did the stingray go to school? To get a degree in electric-tricity.
21. What do you call a fish that plays tennis? A sea-servator.
22. How does a fish on crutches say, "Hello"? Limps and wishes.
23. Why don't lobsters share their toys? Because they're shellfish.
24. What did the angry ocean say to the storm? I'm seeing waves, thunder.
25. Why did the octopus blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
26. What do you call a fish that finishes in second place? A silverfish.
27. What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? "Long time no sea."
28. Why do crabs never pay bills? Because they're shell-avoiders.
29. What do you call a crab who's a magician? Shell-dini.
30. How do you tell the difference between a shark and a lawyer? One is a cold-blooded predator, and the other is a shark.
31. Why did the shrimp break up with the oyster? It was a relationship that never clammed up.
32. What is a crab's favorite musical instrument? A shell-of-a-phone.
33. Why did the salmon blush? Because it saw the ocean's kelp.
34. What do you call a fish that plays basketball? A slam-jellyfish.
35. Why do lobsters hate to share their food? Because they're shellfish.
36. What did the beach say to the tide? You float my boat.
37. Why do oysters never complain? Because they don't have a shell-phone.
38. What do you call a shrimp that's the king of the sea? A royal peeler.
39. Why did the lobster go to the movies alone? Because all his buddies were shell-shocked.
40. What do you call a crab that's a comedian? A crabby-patty.
41. Why do crabs never invite friends over? Because they're shell-abate.
42. What do you call a fish that tells jokes? A clown-fish.
43. Why did the ocean feel sad? It had a deep blue thought.
44. What do you call a group of fish that play instruments? A tuna band.
45. What do you call a crab that's good at math? A calc-yum.
46. Why do whales shop at the mall? Because they need blubber clothes.
47. What do you call a fish that likes to read books? A book-cod.
48. How do you make a shrimp happy? Give it a part you-lobster seat.
49. Why did the shark take a personal day? To get a-fin-tment with its therapist.
50. What do you get when you cross a fish and a calculator? A math-angler.
1. What do you call a crab that plays the drums? A rock lobster.
2. Why did the lobster refuse to share its food? Because shellfish-taken.
3. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sofishticated.
4. Why did the starfish go to the bank? To get a sand-dollar.
5. What is a mermaid's favorite night of the week? Fry-day.
6. Why don't oysters share their pearls? Because they're shellfish.
7. Why did the dolphin cross the ocean? To get to the other tide.
8. How do you know if a fish is red? It's always blushing.
9. What do you get when you cross a shark and a snowman? Frostbite.
10. Why do whales make bad detectives? Because they always blow their cover.
11. Why did the sea turtle refuse to take a selfie? Because it has a shell-fie.
12. What do you call a fish that wears a cowboy hat? A rodeo-cod.
13. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.
14. Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was armed with eight weapons.
15. How do you catch a squirrel fish? Climb a tree and act like a nut.
16. What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
17. Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they're shellfish.
18. What did the ocean say to the beachgoer? Please don't leave me, you mean the world to shrimp.
19. What do you call a fish that wears a necktie? A salmon-suit.
20. Why did the stingray go to school? To get a degree in electric-tricity.
21. What do you call a fish that plays tennis? A sea-servator.
22. How does a fish on crutches say, "Hello"? Limps and wishes.
23. Why don't lobsters share their toys? Because they're shellfish.
24. What did the angry ocean say to the storm? I'm seeing waves, thunder.
25. Why did the octopus blush? Because it saw the ocean's bottom.
26. What do you call a fish that finishes in second place? A silverfish.
27. What did the ocean say when it saw the beach? "Long time no sea."
28. Why do crabs never pay bills? Because they're shell-avoiders.
29. What do you call a crab who's a magician? Shell-dini.
30. How do you tell the difference between a shark and a lawyer? One is a cold-blooded predator, and the other is a shark.
31. Why did the shrimp break up with the oyster? It was a relationship that never clammed up.
32. What is a crab's favorite musical instrument? A shell-of-a-phone.
33. Why did the salmon blush? Because it saw the ocean's kelp.
34. What do you call a fish that plays basketball? A slam-jellyfish.
35. Why do lobsters hate to share their food? Because they're shellfish.
36. What did the beach say to the tide? You float my boat.
37. Why do oysters never complain? Because they don't have a shell-phone.
38. What do you call a shrimp that's the king of the sea? A royal peeler.
39. Why did the lobster go to the movies alone? Because all his buddies were shell-shocked.
40. What do you call a crab that's a comedian? A crabby-patty.
41. Why do crabs never invite friends over? Because they're shell-abate.
42. What do you call a fish that tells jokes? A clown-fish.
43. Why did the ocean feel sad? It had a deep blue thought.
44. What do you call a group of fish that play instruments? A tuna band.
45. What do you call a crab that's good at math? A calc-yum.
46. Why do whales shop at the mall? Because they need blubber clothes.
47. What do you call a fish that likes to read books? A book-cod.
48. How do you make a shrimp happy? Give it a part you-lobster seat.
49. Why did the shark take a personal day? To get a-fin-tment with its therapist.
50. What do you get when you cross a fish and a calculator? A math-angler.