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Riddles and Answers © 2023
Something Youll Find On A Desk
This is something youll find on a desk
Its used to fix one sheet to another sheet
Put the paper in it and push down
And itll bend around two metal feet
What is it?
Its used to fix one sheet to another sheet
Put the paper in it and push down
And itll bend around two metal feet
What is it?
Hint:
Size Can Matter
One inch, three inch, five inch
Choosing one is not a breeze
Because size can matter
When using one of these
What is this?
Choosing one is not a breeze
Because size can matter
When using one of these
What is this?
Hint:
Brown And Black Stuff
Filling these items with brown/black stuff
I am sure you will be agreeing
Ensures everyone in the office
Starts the day as a human being
What is this?
I am sure you will be agreeing
Ensures everyone in the office
Starts the day as a human being
What is this?
Hint:
I Help With Your Paperwork
My name sounds as though I like to fight
But you will actually find Im kinder
Because I help with your paperwork
By ensuring it goes in a binder
What is this?
But you will actually find Im kinder
Because I help with your paperwork
By ensuring it goes in a binder
What is this?
Hint:
Always On A Roll
If youre needing something adhesive
As attaching stuff is your goal
Then make sure you come looking for me
As I am always on a roll
I am?
As attaching stuff is your goal
Then make sure you come looking for me
As I am always on a roll
I am?
Hint:
I Am Not A Queen
Contrary to my name
I am not a queen
Hold me up to things though
And their length is seen
What could I be?
I am not a queen
Hold me up to things though
And their length is seen
What could I be?
Hint:
I Have A Blade
Hint:
Fill Me Up With Metal
Fill me up with metal
And let me do my thing
Get some sheets of paper
Ill have them attaching
I am a?
And let me do my thing
Get some sheets of paper
Ill have them attaching
I am a?
Hint:
Meeting In The Office
If you have a meeting in the office
Youll need to know the time and place
Something that can help with one of these things
Has two or three hands over its face
What is this?
Youll need to know the time and place
Something that can help with one of these things
Has two or three hands over its face
What is this?
Hint:
The 30th Floor Office Riddle
This guys office is on the 30th floor of the building. Everyday,he gets off at the 25th floor and walks the extra 5 floors up stairs. Why does he walk the extra 5 floors rather then taking the elevator?
Hint:
He is a midget. He is to small to reach any higher then the 25 button! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
100 Offices Riddle
A new medical building containing 100 offices had just been completed. Mark was hired to paint the numbers 1 to 100 on the doors. How many times will Mark have to paint the number nine?
Hint:
Did you say three? The correct answer is twenty (29, 39, and so on). Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
The Office Building Riddle
A woman walked into an office building, looked at the guard, and said her name was Jenny. The next day she walked into the same building, looked at the same guard and said her name was Julie. What is going on?
Hint:
The woman has Multiple Personality Disorder. This happens when a traumatic experience causes so much pain that they make another personality to cope with the situation. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Dead Desk Riddle
A man is discovered dead sitting at his desk, alone in the locked office. He did not commit suicide and there was no weapons in the room. The only clue is a sealed envelope on the desk in front of him.
How did he die?
How did he die?
Hint:
The envelope glue was poisoned and when the man licked the envelope to seal it, he died. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
The Murder Of Ray Whitcombe
Ray Whitcombe is found dead in his office at his desk. The police have narrowed the suspects down to three people: Mrs. Barbara Whitcombe, Ray's wife; Mr. Jason McCubbins, Ray's business partner; and Mr. Harold Nichols, Ray's best friend. All three visited Mr. Whitcombe the day of his murder, but all three provide the police with stories of explanation as to the reason for their visit. Police found Mr. Whitcombe with his wrist watch still on his right arm, a torn up picture of his wife laying on the floor beside the trash can, and an ink pen in his right hand. On the desk, the police found a name plate, a telephone that was off the hook, and a personal calendar turned to the July 5th page with 7B91011 written on it. After examining this evidence, the police knew their suspect. Who was it?
Hint:
Jason McCubbins, Ray's business partner. The calendar is the clue to solving this murder. The police realized that since Mr. Whitcombe was wearing his watch on his right arm, he must be left handed. But the pen was found in his right hand. Realizing that the number on the calendar was written in a hurry and with his opposite hand, police matched the written number with the months of the year. So the B was an 8, thereby giving us 7-8-9-10-11: July, August, September, October, November. Use the first letter of each month and it spells J-A-S-O-N. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
The Office Window
Brad stared through the dirty soot-smeared window on the 22nd floor of the office tower. Overcome with depression he slid the window open and jumped through it. It was a sheer drop outside the building to the ground. Miraculously after he landed he was completely unhurt. Since there was nothing to cushion his fall or slow his descent, how could he have survived the fall?
Hint:
Brad was so sick and tired of window washing, he opened the window and jumped inside. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Post Your Office Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Office Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the office worker staple his hand? Because he wanted to get a grip on his work!
2. Why did the copier break up with the printer? Because it wasn't his type!
3. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to dance? The Cha Cha-ing Champions!
4. Why did the boss buy a new chair? Because he wanted to be on the seat of power!
5. What do you call a meeting with lots of donuts? A brainstorming session!
6. What did the computer say to the coffee maker? "I can't function without you!"
7. Why did the paperclip refuse to hold the paper? Because it was too attached to the stapler!
8. Why did the chicken lose his job at the office? Because he was always on social media, pecking away!
9. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to knit? The Stitchin' Squad!
10. Why did the office worker get sick of his job? Because it was copy and paste all day long!
11. Why did the office manager hire a cook? So that they could have a productive catering team!
12. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to sing? The Harmony Hounds!
13. Why did the office worker write with a hot pen? Because he wrote the hottest memos!
14. Why did the ruler feel dejected? Because he felt like he couldn't measure up!
15. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to solve puzzles? The Mind Melders!
16. Why did the employee get a new desk? Because his old one was pinned up against a wall!
17. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to play video games? The Gaming Gladiators!
18. Why did the accountant break up with his calculator? Because it didn't add up!
19. Why did the coffee machine break up with the water cooler? Because it was too hot to handle!
20. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to take long walks? The Trailblazers!
21. Why did the calendar quit his job? Because his days were numbered!
22. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to watch sports? The Scorekeepers!
23. Why did the office worker get angry at his pencil? Because it had a broken lead!
24. Why did the employee get a new phone? Because his old one was all-tapped out!
25. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to cook? The Food Fighters!
26. Why did the desk tell the chair to move? Because it needed some leg room!
27. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to run? The Marathon Masters!
28. Why did the employee go to the gym during lunch? Because he was trying to bulk up the company!
29. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to read? The Page-Turners!
30. Why did the office worker get a new clock? Because his old one was a minute too slow!
31. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to take photos? The Shutterbugs!
32. Why did the employee get a new computer screen? Because his old one was pixelated!
33. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to hike? The Trail Blazers!
34. Why did the office worker get a new stapler? Because his old one had a staple personality!
35. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to swim? The Water Warriors!
36. Why did the employee get a new mouse pad? Because his old one had a hairball!
37. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to hike in the mountains? The Peak Performers!
38. Why did the desk lamp go to the gym? Because it wanted to tone up its shade!
39. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to paint? The Brush Strokes!
40. Why did the employee get a new set of headphones? Because his old ones were tone-deaf!
41. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to bike? The Pedal Pushers!
42. Why did the office worker get a new desk lamp? Because his old one was too dim-witted!
43. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to travel? The Jet Setters!
44. Why did the employee get a new keyboard? Because his old one was rusty!
45. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to garden? The Green Thumbs!
46. Why did the calendar stay the same every year? Because it was twelve months nine-to-five!
47. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to camp? The Outdoor Adventurers!
48. Why did the employee get a new chair? Because his old one was too low-down!
49. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to golf? The Fairway Fanatics!
50. Why did the office worker get a new pencil sharpener? Because his old one was too dull!
1. Why did the office worker staple his hand? Because he wanted to get a grip on his work!
2. Why did the copier break up with the printer? Because it wasn't his type!
3. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to dance? The Cha Cha-ing Champions!
4. Why did the boss buy a new chair? Because he wanted to be on the seat of power!
5. What do you call a meeting with lots of donuts? A brainstorming session!
6. What did the computer say to the coffee maker? "I can't function without you!"
7. Why did the paperclip refuse to hold the paper? Because it was too attached to the stapler!
8. Why did the chicken lose his job at the office? Because he was always on social media, pecking away!
9. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to knit? The Stitchin' Squad!
10. Why did the office worker get sick of his job? Because it was copy and paste all day long!
11. Why did the office manager hire a cook? So that they could have a productive catering team!
12. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to sing? The Harmony Hounds!
13. Why did the office worker write with a hot pen? Because he wrote the hottest memos!
14. Why did the ruler feel dejected? Because he felt like he couldn't measure up!
15. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to solve puzzles? The Mind Melders!
16. Why did the employee get a new desk? Because his old one was pinned up against a wall!
17. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to play video games? The Gaming Gladiators!
18. Why did the accountant break up with his calculator? Because it didn't add up!
19. Why did the coffee machine break up with the water cooler? Because it was too hot to handle!
20. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to take long walks? The Trailblazers!
21. Why did the calendar quit his job? Because his days were numbered!
22. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to watch sports? The Scorekeepers!
23. Why did the office worker get angry at his pencil? Because it had a broken lead!
24. Why did the employee get a new phone? Because his old one was all-tapped out!
25. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to cook? The Food Fighters!
26. Why did the desk tell the chair to move? Because it needed some leg room!
27. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to run? The Marathon Masters!
28. Why did the employee go to the gym during lunch? Because he was trying to bulk up the company!
29. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to read? The Page-Turners!
30. Why did the office worker get a new clock? Because his old one was a minute too slow!
31. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to take photos? The Shutterbugs!
32. Why did the employee get a new computer screen? Because his old one was pixelated!
33. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to hike? The Trail Blazers!
34. Why did the office worker get a new stapler? Because his old one had a staple personality!
35. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to swim? The Water Warriors!
36. Why did the employee get a new mouse pad? Because his old one had a hairball!
37. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to hike in the mountains? The Peak Performers!
38. Why did the desk lamp go to the gym? Because it wanted to tone up its shade!
39. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to paint? The Brush Strokes!
40. Why did the employee get a new set of headphones? Because his old ones were tone-deaf!
41. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to bike? The Pedal Pushers!
42. Why did the office worker get a new desk lamp? Because his old one was too dim-witted!
43. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to travel? The Jet Setters!
44. Why did the employee get a new keyboard? Because his old one was rusty!
45. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to garden? The Green Thumbs!
46. Why did the calendar stay the same every year? Because it was twelve months nine-to-five!
47. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to camp? The Outdoor Adventurers!
48. Why did the employee get a new chair? Because his old one was too low-down!
49. What do you call a group of coworkers who love to golf? The Fairway Fanatics!
50. Why did the office worker get a new pencil sharpener? Because his old one was too dull!