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Talking Penny Riddle

Hint:
We make perfect cents
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A Shiny New Penny

Hint:
24 cents
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2 Coins Riddle

Hint:
A penny and a nickel, the penny isn't a nickel
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Brown With No Legs

Hint:
A penny
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1968 Penny

Hint:
Its one more penny. $19.68 is more than $19.67.
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No More Pennies Riddle

Hint:
He was walking around a SQUARE lot! It was like a circle.
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8 Dimes And 4 Pennies

Hint:
84.
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1. I'm not rich, but I'm not poor, I'm just a little penny who loves to explore!



2. What do you get when you cross a penny with a frog? A croak-a-knee!



3. Why did the penny go to the doctor? To get a cent-sational check-up!



4. How do you make a penny smile? Put a mustache on it!



5. What do you call a group of pennies that love to dance? A tap-dance troupe!



6. Why was the penny afraid of the dark? Because it thought it might lose its shine!



7. What happened to the penny when it fell in love? It became a centimental fool!



8. Why did the penny cross the road? To prove it wasn't money that was afraid of getting crushed!



9. What do you call a penny with a hole in it? A worthless holey penny!



10. Why do people always pick up pennies? Because they're cents-ible!



11. What do you call a penny that's been flattened by a car? A tire-d penny!



12. Why did the penny refuse to be spent? It wanted to save itself for a rainy day!



13. What do you call a penny that's been cursed? A hex-a-penny!



14. Why did the penny become a nurse? It wanted to care for its fellow coins!



15. What do you call a penny that's been crushed by a steamroller? A flat-broke penny!



16. Why was the penny so happy? Because it had a penny for its thoughts!



17. What do you call a penny that's been run over by a train? A derail-a-penny!



18. Why was the penny always so generous? Because it knew it had to share the wealth!



19. What do you call a penny that's been dipped in gold? A richy-rich penny!



20. Why was the penny so excited to see a dime? Because it thought it had found its soul-mate!



21. What do you call a penny that's been scratched out of existence? A non-c-centsical penny!



22. Why did the penny go to the beach? To get a tan that wouldn't cost a pretty penny!



23. What do you call a penny that's been lost in a couch cushion for years? A couch potato penny!



24. Why did the penny go to jail? Because it was caught trying to counterfeit itself!



25. What do you call a penny that's been melted down and turned into a necklace? A penny for your necklace!



26. Why did the penny hide in a piggy bank? To save itself from getting spent!



27. What do you call a penny that's been mistaken for a quarter? A mini-money penny!



28. Why did the penny get called into the boss's office? To discuss a raise in cents!



29. What do you call a penny that's been made into a bracelet? A cent-sational arm piece!



30. Why did the penny get a job at a circus? To be a penny performer!



31. What do you call a penny that's been turned into a keychain? A key to cents-sation!



32. Why did the penny go to therapy? To work out its feelings of being undervalued!



33. What do you call a penny that's been used for good luck? A lucky penny!



34. Why did the penny decide to throw a party? To celebrate its 100th birthday!



35. What do you call a penny that's been tossed in a wishing well? A hopeful penny!



36. Why did the penny decide to start singing? To showcase its two cents worth of talent!



37. What do you call a penny that's been used as a guitar pick? A penny picker!



38. Why did the penny decide to become a pirate? To search for pieces of eight!



39. What do you call a penny that's been lost in a fountain? A wishful penny!



40. Why did the penny become a detective? To solve the case of the missing coins!



41. What do you call a penny that's been turned into a paperweight? A heavy-duty penny!



42. Why did the penny become a famous author? Because it had a million cents worth of stories to tell!



43. What do you call a penny that's been used to fix a wobbly table? A stabilizing penny!



44. Why did the penny decide to go bungee jumping? To prove that it's not just a little coin!



45. What do you call a penny that's been used as a post-it note holder? A penny reminder!



46. Why did the penny become a pilot? To take flight without costing a fortune!



47. What do you call a penny that's been used as a guitar slide? A penny slider!



48. Why did the penny become a chef? To cook up a storm and serve up a few cents-ational meals!



49. What do you call a penny that's been used as a vase filler? A penny posy!



50. Why did the penny become a superhero? To prove that even the smallest change can make a big impact!
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