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A Bear And A Pig

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1. Why was the pig bad at poker? Because he always boar-ed everyone with his hand.

2. What did the pig say when it saw the farmer harvesting the crop? Hay, that's sow-weet!

3. Why did the pig go on a diet? To get a lean, mean bacon machine!

4. What do you call a pig that's good at karate? A pork chop.

5. Why did the pig refuse to get in the mud? Because he was afraid to be hog-tied.

6. Did you hear about the pig that opened a bakery? It's a ham-made business!

7. What do pigs use to write letters? Pen-sow-manship.

8. Why did the pig join a rock band? Because he had a natural oink-clination for music.

9. What is a pig's favorite cartoon character? Porky Pig!

10. Why did the pig become an architect? Because he wanted to build some hog-heavenly houses.

11. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork-chop.

12. Why did the pig wear glasses? Because he was a little see-nile.

13. What do you call a group of pigs playing instruments? A jam-boree.

14. What does a pig use to keep its skin soft? Oink-ment.

15. Why did the pig visit the art museum? To brush up on his Van Gogh-ink skills.

16. Why did the pig try to join the army? To fight for ham-erica.

17. What do you call a pig that makes pottery? Ham-dora the Explorer.

18. Why couldn't the pig go to the beach? Because he was afraid of getting sun-swine burns.

19. What do you call a pig that makes coffee? A brew-hog.

20. What is a pig's favorite ice cream flavor? Sow-berry.

21. Why was the pig happy when he finally got a promotion? Because it meant he was bringing home the bacon.

22. What do you call a pig that's been caught stealing? A ham-burglar.

23. Why did the pig get a tattoo? Because he wanted to make a boar-d statement.

24. What did the pig say to the farmer when he got a pedicure? This little piggy went to the salon!

25. What do you call a pig that's an online influencer? An in-pig-tuencer.

26. Why was the piglet afraid to cross the road? Because it was swine's city traffic.

27. What do you call a pig who loves to travel? A globetrotter.

28. What do you call a pig you borrow money from? A loan hog.

29. Why was the pig's house full of smoke? Because he was bacon breakfast!

30. What does a pig say after a long day at work? "I'm beat, let's ham it up and relax".

31. What do you call a pig with a bad case of gastroenteritis? A ham-headed.

32. Why was the pig hired at the bank? Because he was good with piggy bank!

33. What did the pig say when the farmer gave him a medal? "T-ham-k you!"

34. Why did the pig run away from the circus? Because he was tired of trotting.

35. What do you call a pig who is always first in line? A hoity-toity hog.

36. Why did the piggy visit the orthodontist? To get his teeth oinked out.

37. What do you call a pig with a pet turtle? A turtle-hogger.

38. Why did the pig refuse to ride in the car? Because he was afraid of getting bacon-ed.

39. What do you call a pig that loves jazz music? A swing-wine.

40. Why did the pig join the police department? Because he wanted to ham-vest justice.

41. What do you call a pig that's good at gardening? A rootin'-tootin' hog.

42. Why did the pig break up with his girlfriend? She was a real pork chop.

43. What do you call a pig that's always on the move? A ham-bassador.

44. What do you call a pig with a rocket launcher? Porky Boom.

45. Why did the pig hire a private investigator? To get to the bottom of illegal ham-smuggling business.

46. What does a pig use for exercise? Swine-ups and pig-outs.

47. Why was the pig jumping up and down? Because he was feeling hog-wild.

48. What do you call a pig that's always happy? Grin and pork it.

49. Why did the pig get into politics? He wanted to improve the pork-chestra of the country.

50. What do you call a pig that's a master chef? Chef Boa R. Dee.
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