The President's Army Riddle
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Presidential Slugger Riddle
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Lincoln's Beard Riddle
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He wanted to look like that guy on the five-dollar bill. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Gorilla President Riddle
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George Washington Riddle
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Honest Rotten Crooks Riddle
I was born in the 18th century, yet still live on today. Appearing on TV when I have something to say. Called everything from "honest" to a dirty rotten "crook", I used to wear a wig, but have had several looks. I've always had a party, but never disturb the neighbors. I've been shot at many times - major stories for the papers. What am I?
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A List Of Names Riddle
Lennie was cleaning up some old papers in his office and found a list with the following names:
Washington
Jefferson
Lincoln
Hamilton
Jackson
Grant
The last name on the list was mostly worn away and he couldnt make it out. What was the last name and why?
Washington
Jefferson
Lincoln
Hamilton
Jackson
Grant
The last name on the list was mostly worn away and he couldnt make it out. What was the last name and why?
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Franklin. Its a list of the men on U.S. currency, $1, $2, $5, $10, $20 and $50. The $100 bill has Franklin. And an interesting tidbit is that Hamilton, along with Franklin, are the only two men in the list who did not serve as president. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Presidential Promises Riddle
Ronald has a rare opportunity to meet the President of the United States. During his visit the president gives him a gift but tells Ronald he is never to sell it unless he sees the president again. Ronald consents, but the president dies later that year. Years later a man offers to buy the Presidents gift for $1000. Ronald agrees and exchanges the gift for 20 crisp $50 bills. Did he keep his promise?
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Yes. The president was Ulysses S. Grant, who died in 1885 and whose face has been on the $50 bill since 1913. He saw the president on the bills before he made the exchange. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The President's Name Riddle
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Two Presidents Riddle
The 22nd and 24th Presidents had the same biological mother and father, but weren't brothers. They were both male, and were never female. Neither were adopted or "switched at birth". How is this possible?
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They were the same person. The 22nd President was Grover Cleveland. After his first term, Benjamin Harrison was voted into office. Once Harrison was voted out of office, Cleveland was voted back in, becoming the 23rd President. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Head Of State Riddle
I work in an office that is oval, not square
People might recognize me anywhere
After an election I will take my place
As the man known as the Head of State
Who am I?
People might recognize me anywhere
After an election I will take my place
As the man known as the Head of State
Who am I?
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Donald Trump Immigrant Riddle
Classic hangman joke with Donald Trump as our victim. Can you save Mr. Trump from being hanged?
Hint: He definitely plans on doing it per individual.
Colorful House Riddle
You can see a beautiful red house on your left and a mesmeric green house on your right, a warming and attractive pink house on your front. Then where is the white house?
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Who Lives There?
Mr. Black lives in a black house, Mr. Brown lives in the brown house and Mr. Green lives in the green house. Who do you think lives in the white house?
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Presidents Of The United States Riddle
The 22nd and 24th presidents of the United States of America had the same parents, but were not brothers. How can this be possible?
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They were the same man. Grover Cleveland served two terms as president of the United States, but the terms were not consecutive. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your President Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever President Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What did President Lincoln say when he won the lottery? "Four-score and seven dollars!"
2. How does President Clinton order his burger? "Extra sax-a-mayo, please!"
3. Why did President Nixon go to the airport? To see if he could Watergate through security!
4. How did President Obama like his eggs? Well-done, with a side of Obamacare!
5. What did President Kennedy say when he hit a hole-in-one? "Ask not what your scorecard can do for you, ask what you can do for your scorecard!"
6. What was President Trump's favorite dish at McDonald's? The Electoral McFlurry!
7. Why did President Reagan cross the road? To get to the other side of the Iron Curtain!
8. What did President Bush say when he found out he was going to be a grandfather? "Read my lips: 'I'm going to be a grandpa!'"
9. Why did President Roosevelt wear a cape? To Superman-age the New Deal!
10. What did President Taylor say when he was asked if he wanted seconds? "I'll take all of the Fillmore, please!"
11. What did President Madison say when he lost his wallet? "I guess I'll have to Monticello-some more money!"
12. Why did President Adams get kicked out of the library? He was over-reading the Jay Treaty!
13. How did President Harding like his coffee? With a side of scandal and corruption!
14. What did President Cleveland say when he saw a baby cow? "Moo, we don't need another heifer!"
15. Why didn't President Buchanan ever get married? He was too busy vetoing his dates!
16. How did President Jackson like his steak? With a side of Trail of Tears!
17. What did President Hoover say when asked about the Great Depression? "I'm on vacation, I don't want to talk about work!"
18. What did President Garfield say when he had a bad day? "I guess you could say today was shot in the Blaine!"
19. Why did President Harrison wear a hat all the time? To cover up his bad hair-day-tonal policies!
20. How did President Pierce like his pancakes? With a side of enforcement of the Fugitive Slave Law!
21. What did President McKinley say when he heard the verdict in the Dreyfus Affair? "I guess you could say it's a Dreyfus-case scenario!"
22. Why did President Coolidge wear sunglasses at night? To block out the bright lights of the roaring twenties!
23. How did President Taft like his bathtub? Extra-large, for maximum buoyancy!
24. What did President Polk say when his wife asked him to help with the housework? "I'm sorry, my dear, I'm too busy with manifest destiny!"
25. Why did President Tyler cross the road? To get to the other annexation!
26. How did President Fillmore like his ice cream? With a side of Compromise of 1850!
27. What did President Monroe say when he saw a big hill? "I guess you could say it's Monroe-tainous!"
28. Why did President Johnson always call his wife Lady Bird? To show his support for the environment!
29. How did President Truman like his cheeseburger? Well-done, with a side of Cold War tensions!
30. What did President Pierce say when he got lost in the woods? "I guess I'll have to Pierce through this thicket!"
31. Why did President Ford always wear his seatbelt? To avoid any accidental pardons!
32. How did President Carter like his peanuts? Extra-salty, just like his foreign policies!
33. What did President Grant say when he saw a flying pig? "I guess you could say pigs CAN fly-deral budgets!"
34. Why did President Wilson always carry a dictionary with him? To look up the League of Nations!
35. How did President Hayes like his pancakes? With a side of Reconstruction!
36. What did President Johnson say when he saw a big cloud in the sky? "I guess you could say it's a Gulf of Tonkin cloud!"
37. Why did President Harrison always wear a top hat? To keep up with his high-tariff policies!
38. How did President Van Buren like his coffee? With a side of Whig-and-cheese sandwiches!
39. What did President Jefferson say when asked if he liked turkey? "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to the Alien and Sedition Acts!"
40. Why did President Adams always carry a walking stick? To beat off any potential challengers to his presidency!
41. How did President McKinley like his apple pie? With a side of imperialism!
42. What did President Johnson say when he saw a big elephant? "I guess you could say it's a White House-republican elephant!"
43. Why did President Pierce always wear a cravat? To show off his dashing good looks!
44. How did President Buchanan like his tea? With a side of secession!
45. What did President Tyler say when he heard a good joke? "I guess you could say it's annex-ce-lent!"
46. Why did President Nixon always carry a tape recorder? To keep his conversations with the ghost of JFK!
47. How did President Reagan like his jelly beans? With a side of trickle-down economics!
48. What did President Roosevelt say when he saw a big wave? "I guess you could say it's a New Deal-tsunami!"
49. Why did President Eisenhower always wear a golf hat? To show off his putting skills!
50. How did President Kennedy like his Cuban cigars? With a side of Bay of Pigs invasion!
1. What did President Lincoln say when he won the lottery? "Four-score and seven dollars!"
2. How does President Clinton order his burger? "Extra sax-a-mayo, please!"
3. Why did President Nixon go to the airport? To see if he could Watergate through security!
4. How did President Obama like his eggs? Well-done, with a side of Obamacare!
5. What did President Kennedy say when he hit a hole-in-one? "Ask not what your scorecard can do for you, ask what you can do for your scorecard!"
6. What was President Trump's favorite dish at McDonald's? The Electoral McFlurry!
7. Why did President Reagan cross the road? To get to the other side of the Iron Curtain!
8. What did President Bush say when he found out he was going to be a grandfather? "Read my lips: 'I'm going to be a grandpa!'"
9. Why did President Roosevelt wear a cape? To Superman-age the New Deal!
10. What did President Taylor say when he was asked if he wanted seconds? "I'll take all of the Fillmore, please!"
11. What did President Madison say when he lost his wallet? "I guess I'll have to Monticello-some more money!"
12. Why did President Adams get kicked out of the library? He was over-reading the Jay Treaty!
13. How did President Harding like his coffee? With a side of scandal and corruption!
14. What did President Cleveland say when he saw a baby cow? "Moo, we don't need another heifer!"
15. Why didn't President Buchanan ever get married? He was too busy vetoing his dates!
16. How did President Jackson like his steak? With a side of Trail of Tears!
17. What did President Hoover say when asked about the Great Depression? "I'm on vacation, I don't want to talk about work!"
18. What did President Garfield say when he had a bad day? "I guess you could say today was shot in the Blaine!"
19. Why did President Harrison wear a hat all the time? To cover up his bad hair-day-tonal policies!
20. How did President Pierce like his pancakes? With a side of enforcement of the Fugitive Slave Law!
21. What did President McKinley say when he heard the verdict in the Dreyfus Affair? "I guess you could say it's a Dreyfus-case scenario!"
22. Why did President Coolidge wear sunglasses at night? To block out the bright lights of the roaring twenties!
23. How did President Taft like his bathtub? Extra-large, for maximum buoyancy!
24. What did President Polk say when his wife asked him to help with the housework? "I'm sorry, my dear, I'm too busy with manifest destiny!"
25. Why did President Tyler cross the road? To get to the other annexation!
26. How did President Fillmore like his ice cream? With a side of Compromise of 1850!
27. What did President Monroe say when he saw a big hill? "I guess you could say it's Monroe-tainous!"
28. Why did President Johnson always call his wife Lady Bird? To show his support for the environment!
29. How did President Truman like his cheeseburger? Well-done, with a side of Cold War tensions!
30. What did President Pierce say when he got lost in the woods? "I guess I'll have to Pierce through this thicket!"
31. Why did President Ford always wear his seatbelt? To avoid any accidental pardons!
32. How did President Carter like his peanuts? Extra-salty, just like his foreign policies!
33. What did President Grant say when he saw a flying pig? "I guess you could say pigs CAN fly-deral budgets!"
34. Why did President Wilson always carry a dictionary with him? To look up the League of Nations!
35. How did President Hayes like his pancakes? With a side of Reconstruction!
36. What did President Johnson say when he saw a big cloud in the sky? "I guess you could say it's a Gulf of Tonkin cloud!"
37. Why did President Harrison always wear a top hat? To keep up with his high-tariff policies!
38. How did President Van Buren like his coffee? With a side of Whig-and-cheese sandwiches!
39. What did President Jefferson say when asked if he liked turkey? "I'm sorry, I'm allergic to the Alien and Sedition Acts!"
40. Why did President Adams always carry a walking stick? To beat off any potential challengers to his presidency!
41. How did President McKinley like his apple pie? With a side of imperialism!
42. What did President Johnson say when he saw a big elephant? "I guess you could say it's a White House-republican elephant!"
43. Why did President Pierce always wear a cravat? To show off his dashing good looks!
44. How did President Buchanan like his tea? With a side of secession!
45. What did President Tyler say when he heard a good joke? "I guess you could say it's annex-ce-lent!"
46. Why did President Nixon always carry a tape recorder? To keep his conversations with the ghost of JFK!
47. How did President Reagan like his jelly beans? With a side of trickle-down economics!
48. What did President Roosevelt say when he saw a big wave? "I guess you could say it's a New Deal-tsunami!"
49. Why did President Eisenhower always wear a golf hat? To show off his putting skills!
50. How did President Kennedy like his Cuban cigars? With a side of Bay of Pigs invasion!