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There are over 3.7 million full time teachers in the United States.
The first public school in America opened in Boston in 1821.
Studies show that students who are regularly challenged with riddles in math and other forms are more likely to test higher than those who are taught solely using more conventional methods.
Solving riddles while thinking aloud is a great tool for kids to learn in a more ambiguous way.
Riddles have been used from ancient times to essentially motivate audiences to think in different ways.
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The Quilt On The Bed
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Talking To A Monster Riddle
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Fixing A Pumpkin Riddle
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Gourmet Ghosts Riddle
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Cinderella At The Beach
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I'm Rainbow Colors
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I'm It Riddle
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Hopping Up And Back Riddle
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Jumping To The Beat Riddle
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Wearing Rings Riddle
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Hanging Behind A Horse
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Body Parts Riddle
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Big Mouth Riddle
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Flying Mammal Riddle
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The Mime Riddle
A mime artist falls through a broken grating on a busy sidewalk into a dark locked cellar. How does she let people know she is there?
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1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus-rex!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
5. Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
6. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
8. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. Why did the balloon go near the needle? To get popped up!
11. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey, bud!"
12. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
13. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
14. What do you call a train carrying gum? A chew-chew train!
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
16. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
17. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
18. Why did the gardener quit? Because his celery wasn't rising to the occasion!
19. What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-bees!
20. Why don't ghosts go to the beach? Because they don't like to be in the "sand-witch" zone!
21. Why did the skeleton read a book? Because it wanted to get the "inside" story!
22. What do you call a squirrel that can pick locks? A lockipick!
23. Why don't oysters give to charity? They're shellfish!
24. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
25. What do you call a baby owl who is always getting into trouble? A hootlum!
26. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
27. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
28. What do you call a horse that lives next to your house? A neighbor-nay!
29. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go!
30. Why did the duck join a band? Because it had a quackin' voice!
31. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
32. Why did the banana wear sunglasses? Because it didn't want to become a split personality!
33. What do you call a crab who plays baseball? A pinch hitter!
34. Why did the tomato go to the dance? Because it heard it was going to be a salsa party!
35. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
36. Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer to use a whisker list!
37. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed more space!
38. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent!
39. Why did the cheese go to the doctor? It had a bad case of mold school!
40. What do you call a monkey who loves toast and jam? A jammie chimp!
41. Why don't zebras use computers? They prefer to work in black and white!
42. What do you call a lion who is always at the gym? A protein predator!
43. Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge its batteries!
44. What do you call a turtle who loves to play video games? A shell-shocker!
45. Why did the firefly fail math class? It never knew how to light up the room!
46. What do you call a bee who is always buzzing around? A honey worker!
47. Why did the pirate go to the doctor? He had a case of the scurvy-dos!
48. What do you call a dog who loves to sing opera? A pooper-goaler!
49. Why did the rabbit get in trouble? He burrowed his way into the wrong neighborhood!
50. What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, apples can't speak!
1. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus-rex!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well.
4. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
5. Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny!
6. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
7. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
8. What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener!
9. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
10. Why did the balloon go near the needle? To get popped up!
11. What did the big flower say to the little flower? "Hey, bud!"
12. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
13. Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
14. What do you call a train carrying gum? A chew-chew train!
15. What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!
16. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crummy.
17. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
18. Why did the gardener quit? Because his celery wasn't rising to the occasion!
19. What do you call bees that produce milk? Boo-bees!
20. Why don't ghosts go to the beach? Because they don't like to be in the "sand-witch" zone!
21. Why did the skeleton read a book? Because it wanted to get the "inside" story!
22. What do you call a squirrel that can pick locks? A lockipick!
23. Why don't oysters give to charity? They're shellfish!
24. What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment!
25. What do you call a baby owl who is always getting into trouble? A hootlum!
26. Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert? Because it was already stuffed!
27. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
28. What do you call a horse that lives next to your house? A neighbor-nay!
29. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she'll let it go!
30. Why did the duck join a band? Because it had a quackin' voice!
31. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
32. Why did the banana wear sunglasses? Because it didn't want to become a split personality!
33. What do you call a crab who plays baseball? A pinch hitter!
34. Why did the tomato go to the dance? Because it heard it was going to be a salsa party!
35. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop!
36. Why don't cats like online shopping? They prefer to use a whisker list!
37. Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? He needed more space!
38. What do you call a snake that works for the government? A civil serpent!
39. Why did the cheese go to the doctor? It had a bad case of mold school!
40. What do you call a monkey who loves toast and jam? A jammie chimp!
41. Why don't zebras use computers? They prefer to work in black and white!
42. What do you call a lion who is always at the gym? A protein predator!
43. Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge its batteries!
44. What do you call a turtle who loves to play video games? A shell-shocker!
45. Why did the firefly fail math class? It never knew how to light up the room!
46. What do you call a bee who is always buzzing around? A honey worker!
47. Why did the pirate go to the doctor? He had a case of the scurvy-dos!
48. What do you call a dog who loves to sing opera? A pooper-goaler!
49. Why did the rabbit get in trouble? He burrowed his way into the wrong neighborhood!
50. What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, apples can't speak!