SAD RIDDLES

What can be broken but is never held?

I used to have a little brother. The only memory I have of him is when I used share the boiled sweets I bought at the shop with him. My little brother still lives on in our hearts, even though he was only one month old when he died. I still miss him.

What happened to his little brother?

A single mother had a baby, but she was poor so the baby didn't have food, clothes, shoes. What else didn't the baby have?

A girl was crying because her boyfriend left her, she broke a bottle and a chair... what broke first?

I can fill a room or just one heart. Others can have me, but I can't be shared. What am I?

How can you tell when a wedding is very emotional?

How do you know when a computer monitor is sad?

There was a man that was all red. Everything was red on him but...how is he still blue?

What's the world's saddest animal?

What do teeth give their teeth friends when they are sad?

When is a math book sad?

Right now everyone in the world, no matter where they are, is doing the exactly same thing. What is it?

What are you feeling if you are :( ?

When you are sad
You tear out my insides
When I am finished
You crush my outsides
You choose my insides
Whatever feels good
Picking out my outsides
Thinking about yourself

What am I?

What do you call a watermelon that can't stop crying?

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Sad Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the tree feel depressed? Because it had a severe case of leaf-it-all.



2. Why did the grape feel so down? Because its raisin for being sad was justified.



3. What did the clock say when it was feeling miserable? "I'm tick-tocked off."



4. Why did the fish feel blue? Because it was stuck in a tank with no-see-cumstances.



5. What do you call a chicken that's feeling low? A fowl mood.



6. Why did the pen feel so sad? Because it felt like it couldn't write anything right.



7. Why did the frog feel like jumping into a river? To put some ribbit back into his life.



8. What did the dog say when it felt down? "I'm paw-ly and paw-window."



9. Why did the plant feel depressed? Because it had a chronic lack of sun-flower and attention.



10. What did the bee say when it felt down? "Hive got a sting of sadness in me."



11. Why did the burger feel low? Because it was feeling too pattiotic.



12. Why did the pencil feel sad? Because it couldn't lead a satisfying life.



13. What do you call a lizard that's feeling blue? A reptile dysfunction.



14. Why did the boat feel depressed? Because it had a sinking feeling.



15. What did the ant say when it felt down? "I feel like some-ant stepped on my parade."



16. Why did the computer feel sad? Because it had too many windows and too many bugs.



17. What do you call a horse that's feeling low? A mare-down.



18. Why did the gym feel sad? Because all of its gains were wiped away.



19. What did the tomato say when it felt down? "I need to ketchup on some happiness."



20. Why did the bird feel displeased? Because it was feathered up with its mundane routine.



21. Why did the traffic cone feel low? Because its job was to cone-off depressing areas.



22. What do you call a rabbit that's feeling sad? A bunted mood.



23. Why did the lamp feel sad? Because its light was fading away.



24. What did the elevator say when it felt down? "Looks like I'm heading verti-dence."



25. Why did the vending machine feel blue? Because it gave all its lifesavers away.



26. What do you call a deer that's feeling down? A doe-little.



27. Why did the locker feel sad? Because all of its belongings were long gone.



28. What did the shampoo say when it felt down? "Lather, rinse, repeat...my life is a rinse-and-repeat cycle."



29. Why did the compass feel depressed? Because it couldn't find its way around the world.



30. What do you call a truck that's feeling low? A depress-hauler.



31. Why did the lightbulb feel sad? Because it had a sudden break of filament.



32. What did the washing machine say when it felt down? "I'm agitat-ed by my lack of emotions."



33. Why did the book feel low? Because it lost its cover page.



34. What do you call a pig that's feeling sad? A hamdrevais.



35. Why did the tree feel low? Because it lost its root in life.



36. What did the toothbrush say when it felt down? "I'm bristling with depression."



37. Why did the chair feel sad? Because no one gave it any seat of love.



38. What do you call a donkey that's feeling blue? A grumbly ass.



39. Why did the fence feel miserable? Because it got no privacy.



40. What did the stapler say when it felt down? "I'm in a bind with my emotions."



41. Why did the glove feel sad? Because it lost its other half.



42. What do you call a monkey that's feeling low? A monkey wrench.



43. Why did the balloon feel down? Because it was full of hot helium.



44. What did the toaster say when it felt down? "Looks like I'm on a downward slice."



45. Why did the piano feel sad? Because it couldn't find a single note of happiness.



46. What do you call a cow that's feeling blue? A moo-derer.



47. Why did the rug feel sad? Because it was walked all over.



48. What did the headphones say when it felt down? "You can't hear me, but I'm crying inside."



49. Why did the sun feel sad? Because it had a dark night of the soul.



50. What do you call a turtle that's feeling low? A shell-shocked mood.