Sinking Ship Riddle
On a fine sunny day a ship was in the harbor. All of a sudden the ship began to sink. There was no storm and nothing wrong with the ship yet it sank right in front of the spectators eyes.
What caused the ship to sink?
What caused the ship to sink?
Hint:
Leaving A Port Riddle
You will need this type of transport
To be able to leave a port
You can then float upon the water
And cast nets for fish to be caught
What am I?
To be able to leave a port
You can then float upon the water
And cast nets for fish to be caught
What am I?
Hint:
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1. What do you call a ship that's addicted to coffee? The S.S. Espresso Yourself!
2. Why did the pirate refuse to walk the plank? He was afraid he'd be board-ed.
3. How does a ship stay in shape? With anchor management.
4. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a snowman? Frostbite.
5. What did one boat say to the other? "Are you hull-ucinating?"
6. Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the beach? To climb aboard the oar-fice.
7. Why did the boat go to the doctor? It was feeling a little buoy-nt.
8. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a parrot? Squawk and awe.
9. Why was the sailor afraid to answer the phone? He didn't want to be roped in to a long distance call.
10. What do you call a ship that's always late? The Tardi-sailing.
11. Why did the pirate build a new ship? Because the old one was on its last dock legs.
12. Why do boats make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always a little ship-lap-sided.
13. What did the beached ship say to the shore? "I'm shore glad to see you!"
14. Why did the sailor get lost in the sea? He didn't have a compass-ionate captain.
15. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a firefighter? A swashbuckling hose jockey.
16. Why did the sailor refuse to wear a lifejacket? He didn't want to be buoy-ed down.
17. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a kangaroo? A buccaneer with a hop in their step.
18. Why did the captain refuse to let the ship leave the dock? It was anchor-chores.
19. What do you call a ship that can play an instrument? The Musical Cruiser.
20. What did the grape say when the ship hit it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
21. Why don't ships ever argue? They prefer to cruise through life peacefully.
22. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a comedian? A jokester who always makes you arrr-ol with laughter.
23. Why did the sailor get a tattoo of an anchor? It reminded him of the times he felt grounded.
24. What do you call a ship that loves to dance? The Shimmy Ship.
25. What did the sailor do when they got lost at sea? They took a left at the lighthouse and found their way to shore.
26. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a dolphin? A buccaneer who always keeps their flippers crossed.
27. Why did the boat cross the river? To get to the oar side.
28. What did the pirate say when they lost their sword? "Well, that sucks cutlass."
29. What do you call a ship that's always in a hurry? The Fast and the Ferryous.
30. Why did the sailor decide to become a musician? They wanted to sail along to the rhythm of the sea.
31. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a snake? A swashbuckling sidewinder.
32. Why did the boat decide to stop at the island? It was tired of being marooned at sea.
33. What do you call a ship with a sense of humor? The Laughing Gull.
34. Why did the sailor carry a wrench with them everywhere? They liked to be screwn in any situation.
35. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a ninja? A swashbuckling stealth attack.
36. Why did the boat refuse to dock at the crowded pier? It was afraid it would get pier-pressured.
37. What did the sailor say when they saw the storm clouds approaching? "We're in for a rough sea-t."
38. What do you call a ship with a big ego? The Titanic 2.0.
39. Why did the pirate stop at the dessert island? They were craving some sweet booty.
40. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a chef? A buccaneer who can pillage and sauté with the best of them.
41. Why did the boat feel relieved when it finally reached the harbor? It was finally able to port its feelings.
42. What do you call a ship that's into yoga? The Zen Boat.
43. Why did the sailor refuse to eat the fish they caught? It was a sea-food allergy.
44. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a surfer? A buccaneer who rides the waves with style.
45. Why did the boat captain always wear a light bulb necklace? They liked to have bright ideas at sea.
46. What do you call a ship that's always breaking down? The S.S. Problematic.
47. Why did the sailor decide to become a painter? They wanted to capture the beauty of the sea on canvas.
48. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a bird? A swashbuckling wingman.
49. Why did the boat refuse to leave the dock? It was tied up with other offers.
50. What do you call a ship with a lot of attitude? The S.S. Sassy Pants.
1. What do you call a ship that's addicted to coffee? The S.S. Espresso Yourself!
2. Why did the pirate refuse to walk the plank? He was afraid he'd be board-ed.
3. How does a ship stay in shape? With anchor management.
4. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a snowman? Frostbite.
5. What did one boat say to the other? "Are you hull-ucinating?"
6. Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the beach? To climb aboard the oar-fice.
7. Why did the boat go to the doctor? It was feeling a little buoy-nt.
8. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a parrot? Squawk and awe.
9. Why was the sailor afraid to answer the phone? He didn't want to be roped in to a long distance call.
10. What do you call a ship that's always late? The Tardi-sailing.
11. Why did the pirate build a new ship? Because the old one was on its last dock legs.
12. Why do boats make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always a little ship-lap-sided.
13. What did the beached ship say to the shore? "I'm shore glad to see you!"
14. Why did the sailor get lost in the sea? He didn't have a compass-ionate captain.
15. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a firefighter? A swashbuckling hose jockey.
16. Why did the sailor refuse to wear a lifejacket? He didn't want to be buoy-ed down.
17. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a kangaroo? A buccaneer with a hop in their step.
18. Why did the captain refuse to let the ship leave the dock? It was anchor-chores.
19. What do you call a ship that can play an instrument? The Musical Cruiser.
20. What did the grape say when the ship hit it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
21. Why don't ships ever argue? They prefer to cruise through life peacefully.
22. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a comedian? A jokester who always makes you arrr-ol with laughter.
23. Why did the sailor get a tattoo of an anchor? It reminded him of the times he felt grounded.
24. What do you call a ship that loves to dance? The Shimmy Ship.
25. What did the sailor do when they got lost at sea? They took a left at the lighthouse and found their way to shore.
26. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a dolphin? A buccaneer who always keeps their flippers crossed.
27. Why did the boat cross the river? To get to the oar side.
28. What did the pirate say when they lost their sword? "Well, that sucks cutlass."
29. What do you call a ship that's always in a hurry? The Fast and the Ferryous.
30. Why did the sailor decide to become a musician? They wanted to sail along to the rhythm of the sea.
31. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a snake? A swashbuckling sidewinder.
32. Why did the boat decide to stop at the island? It was tired of being marooned at sea.
33. What do you call a ship with a sense of humor? The Laughing Gull.
34. Why did the sailor carry a wrench with them everywhere? They liked to be screwn in any situation.
35. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a ninja? A swashbuckling stealth attack.
36. Why did the boat refuse to dock at the crowded pier? It was afraid it would get pier-pressured.
37. What did the sailor say when they saw the storm clouds approaching? "We're in for a rough sea-t."
38. What do you call a ship with a big ego? The Titanic 2.0.
39. Why did the pirate stop at the dessert island? They were craving some sweet booty.
40. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a chef? A buccaneer who can pillage and sauté with the best of them.
41. Why did the boat feel relieved when it finally reached the harbor? It was finally able to port its feelings.
42. What do you call a ship that's into yoga? The Zen Boat.
43. Why did the sailor refuse to eat the fish they caught? It was a sea-food allergy.
44. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a surfer? A buccaneer who rides the waves with style.
45. Why did the boat captain always wear a light bulb necklace? They liked to have bright ideas at sea.
46. What do you call a ship that's always breaking down? The S.S. Problematic.
47. Why did the sailor decide to become a painter? They wanted to capture the beauty of the sea on canvas.
48. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a bird? A swashbuckling wingman.
49. Why did the boat refuse to leave the dock? It was tied up with other offers.
50. What do you call a ship with a lot of attitude? The S.S. Sassy Pants.