Sinking Submarine
There is a submarine that will only operate if there are exactly 20 passengers on the ship. If the first 19 seats were taken by averaged sized men and the last seat was taken by a fat over weighted lady, how come the submarine sank?
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On The Deck Of A Ship
Imagine you are on the deck of a ship in the middle of the ocean and a lady walks by you, stops, and pushes you overboard. SPLASH! By the time you realized where you were, the ship was out of sight. You struggle to keep your head above water, but when you look around you see a shark coming straight towards you. What do you do?
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In The Middle Of The Ocean
You are on a sail boat and your in the middle of the ocean... the boat has four boards on the side that are 2 feet wide each... if the water level rises 4 feet, which board will the water reach?
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Cruise Ship Riddle
One night, the king and queen go on a cruise ship. The next day, 3 people get off the ship. Who's the 3rd person?
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My Spreading Wings
I fly to any foreign parts,
Assisted by my spreading wings:
My body holds an hundred hearts,
Nay, I will tell you stranger things:
When I am not in haste I ride,
And then I mend my pace anon;
I issue fire out from my side
Ye witty youths, this riddle con.
I'm a?
Assisted by my spreading wings:
My body holds an hundred hearts,
Nay, I will tell you stranger things:
When I am not in haste I ride,
And then I mend my pace anon;
I issue fire out from my side
Ye witty youths, this riddle con.
I'm a?
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Sailing The Seas For Money
I sail the seas for money
As I attack another ship
Then I take the spoils of the battle
The enemy is in my grip
What am I?
As I attack another ship
Then I take the spoils of the battle
The enemy is in my grip
What am I?
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Sailing On The Ocean
Once there was a man and his wife and son. They were out sailing on the ocean when they got ship wrecked on an island. There was little on the island, few coconuts, small amount of clean water, and some pineapple. There were also quite a few pelicans, which the man thought was strange cause there was so little food on the island. Well one day his son died. They were devastated. The man and his wife tried to survive by eating the pineapples and trying to catch a pelican but never could catch one. When the man was close to death his wife had brought him some meat from a pelican that she had caught. He loved it and that saved his life. He was rescued by a helicopter and brought back to his city without his wife cause she had died before. So one day back in the city he went into a bar and he ordered a pelican sandwich to remind him of his wife. He took one bite and he went outside and shot himself. Why did he kill himself?
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He took one bite of it but it was not the same meat that his wife had given to him on the island. He realized that the meat she had given him on the island was really her dead son. So he went out and killed himself because he couldn't live with himself after he ate his own son. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Single Ship Riddle
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What Happened To This Ship
A ship sank in perfect weather. If the weather had been worse the ship probably would not have sank. What happened?
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The ship was the Titanic which hit an iceberg on a flat sea. If the weather was worse the ship's lookouts would have seen the waves hitting the side of it or heard it(icebergs make groaning noises when they move). Unfortunately the iceberg was not seen and the rest is history. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Smashing Ships Riddle
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Robbing Ships At Night
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Sick Pirate Riddle
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Vegetable Ship Riddle
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Crossing The Equator
Susy is traveling by ship from south of the equator to the north. She has a nice little cabin with a bathroom, but no window. Sally has no compass nor other instruments. Just the general luggage one brings on board a long cruise. Yet, without leaving her room or talking with anyone, Susy will be able to tell when the ship has crossed the equator. How?
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Susy can fill the sink and watch it drain. When the water reverses direction when going down the drain, she will know they have crossed the equator. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Rungs Of A 10 Foot Ladder
The rungs of a 10 foot ladder attached to a ship are 1 foot apart. If the water is rising at the rate of one foot an hour, how long will it take until the water covers over the ladder?
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It will never cover the ladder because as the water rises, so will the floating ship. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Ship Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Ship Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you call a ship that's addicted to coffee? The S.S. Espresso Yourself!
2. Why did the pirate refuse to walk the plank? He was afraid he'd be board-ed.
3. How does a ship stay in shape? With anchor management.
4. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a snowman? Frostbite.
5. What did one boat say to the other? "Are you hull-ucinating?"
6. Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the beach? To climb aboard the oar-fice.
7. Why did the boat go to the doctor? It was feeling a little buoy-nt.
8. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a parrot? Squawk and awe.
9. Why was the sailor afraid to answer the phone? He didn't want to be roped in to a long distance call.
10. What do you call a ship that's always late? The Tardi-sailing.
11. Why did the pirate build a new ship? Because the old one was on its last dock legs.
12. Why do boats make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always a little ship-lap-sided.
13. What did the beached ship say to the shore? "I'm shore glad to see you!"
14. Why did the sailor get lost in the sea? He didn't have a compass-ionate captain.
15. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a firefighter? A swashbuckling hose jockey.
16. Why did the sailor refuse to wear a lifejacket? He didn't want to be buoy-ed down.
17. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a kangaroo? A buccaneer with a hop in their step.
18. Why did the captain refuse to let the ship leave the dock? It was anchor-chores.
19. What do you call a ship that can play an instrument? The Musical Cruiser.
20. What did the grape say when the ship hit it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
21. Why don't ships ever argue? They prefer to cruise through life peacefully.
22. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a comedian? A jokester who always makes you arrr-ol with laughter.
23. Why did the sailor get a tattoo of an anchor? It reminded him of the times he felt grounded.
24. What do you call a ship that loves to dance? The Shimmy Ship.
25. What did the sailor do when they got lost at sea? They took a left at the lighthouse and found their way to shore.
26. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a dolphin? A buccaneer who always keeps their flippers crossed.
27. Why did the boat cross the river? To get to the oar side.
28. What did the pirate say when they lost their sword? "Well, that sucks cutlass."
29. What do you call a ship that's always in a hurry? The Fast and the Ferryous.
30. Why did the sailor decide to become a musician? They wanted to sail along to the rhythm of the sea.
31. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a snake? A swashbuckling sidewinder.
32. Why did the boat decide to stop at the island? It was tired of being marooned at sea.
33. What do you call a ship with a sense of humor? The Laughing Gull.
34. Why did the sailor carry a wrench with them everywhere? They liked to be screwn in any situation.
35. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a ninja? A swashbuckling stealth attack.
36. Why did the boat refuse to dock at the crowded pier? It was afraid it would get pier-pressured.
37. What did the sailor say when they saw the storm clouds approaching? "We're in for a rough sea-t."
38. What do you call a ship with a big ego? The Titanic 2.0.
39. Why did the pirate stop at the dessert island? They were craving some sweet booty.
40. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a chef? A buccaneer who can pillage and sauté with the best of them.
41. Why did the boat feel relieved when it finally reached the harbor? It was finally able to port its feelings.
42. What do you call a ship that's into yoga? The Zen Boat.
43. Why did the sailor refuse to eat the fish they caught? It was a sea-food allergy.
44. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a surfer? A buccaneer who rides the waves with style.
45. Why did the boat captain always wear a light bulb necklace? They liked to have bright ideas at sea.
46. What do you call a ship that's always breaking down? The S.S. Problematic.
47. Why did the sailor decide to become a painter? They wanted to capture the beauty of the sea on canvas.
48. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a bird? A swashbuckling wingman.
49. Why did the boat refuse to leave the dock? It was tied up with other offers.
50. What do you call a ship with a lot of attitude? The S.S. Sassy Pants.
1. What do you call a ship that's addicted to coffee? The S.S. Espresso Yourself!
2. Why did the pirate refuse to walk the plank? He was afraid he'd be board-ed.
3. How does a ship stay in shape? With anchor management.
4. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a snowman? Frostbite.
5. What did one boat say to the other? "Are you hull-ucinating?"
6. Why did the sailor bring a ladder to the beach? To climb aboard the oar-fice.
7. Why did the boat go to the doctor? It was feeling a little buoy-nt.
8. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a parrot? Squawk and awe.
9. Why was the sailor afraid to answer the phone? He didn't want to be roped in to a long distance call.
10. What do you call a ship that's always late? The Tardi-sailing.
11. Why did the pirate build a new ship? Because the old one was on its last dock legs.
12. Why do boats make terrible comedians? Their jokes are always a little ship-lap-sided.
13. What did the beached ship say to the shore? "I'm shore glad to see you!"
14. Why did the sailor get lost in the sea? He didn't have a compass-ionate captain.
15. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a firefighter? A swashbuckling hose jockey.
16. Why did the sailor refuse to wear a lifejacket? He didn't want to be buoy-ed down.
17. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a kangaroo? A buccaneer with a hop in their step.
18. Why did the captain refuse to let the ship leave the dock? It was anchor-chores.
19. What do you call a ship that can play an instrument? The Musical Cruiser.
20. What did the grape say when the ship hit it? Nothing, it just let out a little whine.
21. Why don't ships ever argue? They prefer to cruise through life peacefully.
22. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a comedian? A jokester who always makes you arrr-ol with laughter.
23. Why did the sailor get a tattoo of an anchor? It reminded him of the times he felt grounded.
24. What do you call a ship that loves to dance? The Shimmy Ship.
25. What did the sailor do when they got lost at sea? They took a left at the lighthouse and found their way to shore.
26. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a dolphin? A buccaneer who always keeps their flippers crossed.
27. Why did the boat cross the river? To get to the oar side.
28. What did the pirate say when they lost their sword? "Well, that sucks cutlass."
29. What do you call a ship that's always in a hurry? The Fast and the Ferryous.
30. Why did the sailor decide to become a musician? They wanted to sail along to the rhythm of the sea.
31. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a snake? A swashbuckling sidewinder.
32. Why did the boat decide to stop at the island? It was tired of being marooned at sea.
33. What do you call a ship with a sense of humor? The Laughing Gull.
34. Why did the sailor carry a wrench with them everywhere? They liked to be screwn in any situation.
35. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a ninja? A swashbuckling stealth attack.
36. Why did the boat refuse to dock at the crowded pier? It was afraid it would get pier-pressured.
37. What did the sailor say when they saw the storm clouds approaching? "We're in for a rough sea-t."
38. What do you call a ship with a big ego? The Titanic 2.0.
39. Why did the pirate stop at the dessert island? They were craving some sweet booty.
40. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a chef? A buccaneer who can pillage and sauté with the best of them.
41. Why did the boat feel relieved when it finally reached the harbor? It was finally able to port its feelings.
42. What do you call a ship that's into yoga? The Zen Boat.
43. Why did the sailor refuse to eat the fish they caught? It was a sea-food allergy.
44. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a surfer? A buccaneer who rides the waves with style.
45. Why did the boat captain always wear a light bulb necklace? They liked to have bright ideas at sea.
46. What do you call a ship that's always breaking down? The S.S. Problematic.
47. Why did the sailor decide to become a painter? They wanted to capture the beauty of the sea on canvas.
48. What do you get when you cross a pirate and a bird? A swashbuckling wingman.
49. Why did the boat refuse to leave the dock? It was tied up with other offers.
50. What do you call a ship with a lot of attitude? The S.S. Sassy Pants.