The Glass Of Water Riddle
A man walks into a restaurant and orders a glass of water. The waiter pulls a gun out and points it at the man. The man thanks the waiter and walks out of the restaurant.
Hint:
The man had the hiccoughs, and waiter scared them out of him. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Solved: 63%
53 Bicycles Riddle
There is a room with a table, 53 bicycles, and four men. One of the four men is dead. How did he die?
Hint:
The 53 bicycles were bicycle playing cards. There were 53 instead of 52 because one of the men was cheating at the card game (had an ace up his sleeve). He was shot for cheating. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Solved: 56%
The Deadly Restaurant Riddle
Two men walk into a restaurant. The waiter brings them both beverages. The beverages are the same. One man drinks his glass down right away, and nothing bad happens to him. The other man takes his time and drinks slowly. He dies. Why?
Hint:
There was poison in ice cubes. The first man drank it down before the ice had a chance to melt. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Solved: 73%
The Death Of Jack And Judy
Jack and Judy were lying on the floor dead. There was a puddle of water and broken glass on the floor. How did they die?
Hint:
Jack and Judy were goldfish. They died because their bowl broke Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Solved: 57%
The Skyscraper Ring Riddle
Hint:
The man has survived a nuclear holocaust. He has wandered the earth for months looking for another survivor, but cannot find anyone and so comes to believe that he is the only survivor. Out of loneliness, he decides to commit suicide by jumping out of a tall building. When he is falling and hears the phone ring, he realizes that he must have been wrong- there IS another survivor. He has a heart attack and dies. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Solved: 48%
Hit By A Bus Riddle
A man walks into a restaurant, orders albatross, takes one bite of the meal, runs out into the street and is hit by a bus. Why?
Hint:
The man had been on a cruise with his wife. They had shipwrecked on a deserted island, and the mans wife had died. The people on the island were starving. One day the people brought some food to the man, saying that it was an albatross they had shot. When the man went to the restaurant and tasted the albatross, he realized that what he had eaten before must not have been albatross at all. He realized that he had likely eaten his wife. The thought made him so upset that he dashed out into the road without looking for traffic. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Solved: 55%
Post Your Yes Or No Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Yes Or No Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Did the astronaut say yes to going to the moon? No, he was over the moon about it!
2. Did the artist say yes to creating a sculpture of a cheese wheel? No, he thought it was too cheesy!
3. Did the baker say yes to making a cake in the shape of a jackhammer? No, she didn't want to be responsible for breaking teeth!
4. Did the barber say yes to giving a client a mohawk with purple polka dots? No, he didn't want to end up seeing spots!
5. Did the beekeeper say yes to getting stung by his bees? No, he wasn't feeling the buzz!
6. Did the biologist say yes to creating a recipe for genetically modified broccoli? No, she thought it might be too cultured for her taste!
7. Did the bus driver say yes to taking a detour through a haunted house? No, he was scared out of his seat!
8. Did the butcher say yes to creating a meat bouquet for Valentine's Day? No, he thought it was a bit too meaty!
9. Did the candy maker say yes to creating a dessert made entirely of cotton candy? No, he didn't want to create a sugar high-pitched hit!
10. Did the carpenter say yes to building a birdhouse out of an old piano? No, he thought it was a bit of a grand scheme!
11. Did the cartoonist say yes to drawing a funny picture of a toothbrush and a pencil? No, he didn't want to brush off his pencils that way!
12. Did the chef say yes to cooking a dish made entirely of crickets? No, he didn't want to chirp up about it!
13. Did the circus performer say yes to adding a live lion to his act? No, he thought it was too much of a roar deal!
14. Did the composer say yes to creating a song with only animal sounds? No, he didn't want it to be too much of a howling success!
15. Did the dentist say yes to using a chisel instead of a drill for a root canal? No, he didn't want to chip away at his reputation!
16. Did the detective say yes to solving the case about the stolen painting? No, he couldn't seem to pinpoint the right clue!
17. Did the dog trainer say yes to teaching a dog to play chess? No, he thought it would lead to too many dog-gone checkmates!
18. Did the electrician say yes to fixing a broken lamp by blowing on it? No, he didn't want to blow a fuse!
19. Did the farmer say yes to planting a field of giant mushrooms? No, he thought it would be too mush-roomy!
20. Did the fashion designer say yes to creating a dress made out of inflatable pool toys? No, she didn't want to deflate her style!
21. Did the firefighter say yes to putting out a fire with spaghetti sauce? No, he thought it would be too saucy for even him!
22. Did the florist say yes to creating a bouquet of plants with bad attitudes? No, she didn't want to deal with all the growling!
23. Did the gardener say yes to growing a plant that sings when it blooms? No, he thought it would be too much of a sing-song thing!
24. Did the hairdresser say yes to cutting hair with garden shears? No, he didn't want to give anyone a blade of bad hair day!
25. Did the judge say yes to putting a clown on trial for telling too many jokes? No, he thought it would be too much of a laugh out loud lawsuit!
26. Did the magician say yes to sawing a woman in half with a butter knife? No, he thought it would be too much of a butterfingers situation!
27. Did the mechanic say yes to fixing a car with silly string? No, he didn't want to get too tangled up in a sticky situation!
28. Did the musician say yes to creating a song using only pot lids and spoons? No, he didn't want to drum up any unwanted attention!
29. Did the painter say yes to painting a portrait with a toothbrush? No, she didn't want to brush off her skills that way!
30. Did the photographer say yes to taking a photo of a cat wearing a top hat? No, he thought it would be too much of a cat-astrophe!
31. Did the pilot say yes to flying a plane made entirely of bubble gum? No, he thought it would be too sticky of a situation!
32. Did the plumber say yes to fixing a broken sink with a hammer? No, he didn't want to hammer away at his reputation!
33. Did the police officer say yes to allowing a group of kittens to ride along in his patrol car? No, he didn't want to put his reputation in cat-tastrophe!
34. Did the sculptor say yes to creating a statue of a giant hamster? No, he thought it would be too rodent-like for his taste!
35. Did the singer say yes to creating a song about a dinosaur with a bad attitude? No, she didn't want to get too prehistoric with her music!
36. Did the skateboarder say yes to skating on a board made entirely of bubble wrap? No, he thought it would be too much of a pop-y ride!
37. Did the songwriter say yes to writing a song about a taco with feelings? No, she didn't want to get too saucy with her music!
38. Did the teacher say yes to teaching a lesson about how to turn a pumpkin into a car? No, she thought it would be too much of a Cinderella story!
39. Did the waiter say yes to serving spaghetti with a slingshot as a utensil? No, he didn't want to sling too many sauces around!
40. Did the welder say yes to welding a sculpture made entirely of melted crayons? No, he didn't want to melt away his reputation!
41. Did the zombie say yes to eating a vegetarian meal? No, he thought it would be too much of a grave mistake!
42. Did the zookeeper say yes to giving a lion a makeover with pink dye? No, he thought it would be too feline of a mess!
43. Did the balloon artist say yes to creating a balloon sculpture of a unicorn with a unibrow? No, she thought it would be too much of a hairy situation!
44. Did the astronomer say yes to naming a star after his pet goldfish? No, he thought it would be too much of a fishy situation!
45. Did the chef say yes to creating a dish made entirely of peanut butter and jellyfish? No, she didn't want to get too jelly of a mess!
46. Did the farmer say yes to growing a field of pumpkins that glow in the dark? No, he thought it would be too much of a spooky situation!
47. Did the lifeguard say yes to rescuing a group of chickens from a burning building? No, he didn't want to get too much egg on his face!
48. Did the ninja say yes to wearing a tutu during his next mission? No, he thought it would be too much of a ninja-fail!
49. Did the pirate say yes to wearing an eyepatch made entirely of bacon? No, he didn't want to smell too much like breakfast all day!
50. Did the scientist say yes to creating a new type of fruit with a flavor that tastes like socks? No, he thought it would be too much of a stinky experiment!
1. Did the astronaut say yes to going to the moon? No, he was over the moon about it!
2. Did the artist say yes to creating a sculpture of a cheese wheel? No, he thought it was too cheesy!
3. Did the baker say yes to making a cake in the shape of a jackhammer? No, she didn't want to be responsible for breaking teeth!
4. Did the barber say yes to giving a client a mohawk with purple polka dots? No, he didn't want to end up seeing spots!
5. Did the beekeeper say yes to getting stung by his bees? No, he wasn't feeling the buzz!
6. Did the biologist say yes to creating a recipe for genetically modified broccoli? No, she thought it might be too cultured for her taste!
7. Did the bus driver say yes to taking a detour through a haunted house? No, he was scared out of his seat!
8. Did the butcher say yes to creating a meat bouquet for Valentine's Day? No, he thought it was a bit too meaty!
9. Did the candy maker say yes to creating a dessert made entirely of cotton candy? No, he didn't want to create a sugar high-pitched hit!
10. Did the carpenter say yes to building a birdhouse out of an old piano? No, he thought it was a bit of a grand scheme!
11. Did the cartoonist say yes to drawing a funny picture of a toothbrush and a pencil? No, he didn't want to brush off his pencils that way!
12. Did the chef say yes to cooking a dish made entirely of crickets? No, he didn't want to chirp up about it!
13. Did the circus performer say yes to adding a live lion to his act? No, he thought it was too much of a roar deal!
14. Did the composer say yes to creating a song with only animal sounds? No, he didn't want it to be too much of a howling success!
15. Did the dentist say yes to using a chisel instead of a drill for a root canal? No, he didn't want to chip away at his reputation!
16. Did the detective say yes to solving the case about the stolen painting? No, he couldn't seem to pinpoint the right clue!
17. Did the dog trainer say yes to teaching a dog to play chess? No, he thought it would lead to too many dog-gone checkmates!
18. Did the electrician say yes to fixing a broken lamp by blowing on it? No, he didn't want to blow a fuse!
19. Did the farmer say yes to planting a field of giant mushrooms? No, he thought it would be too mush-roomy!
20. Did the fashion designer say yes to creating a dress made out of inflatable pool toys? No, she didn't want to deflate her style!
21. Did the firefighter say yes to putting out a fire with spaghetti sauce? No, he thought it would be too saucy for even him!
22. Did the florist say yes to creating a bouquet of plants with bad attitudes? No, she didn't want to deal with all the growling!
23. Did the gardener say yes to growing a plant that sings when it blooms? No, he thought it would be too much of a sing-song thing!
24. Did the hairdresser say yes to cutting hair with garden shears? No, he didn't want to give anyone a blade of bad hair day!
25. Did the judge say yes to putting a clown on trial for telling too many jokes? No, he thought it would be too much of a laugh out loud lawsuit!
26. Did the magician say yes to sawing a woman in half with a butter knife? No, he thought it would be too much of a butterfingers situation!
27. Did the mechanic say yes to fixing a car with silly string? No, he didn't want to get too tangled up in a sticky situation!
28. Did the musician say yes to creating a song using only pot lids and spoons? No, he didn't want to drum up any unwanted attention!
29. Did the painter say yes to painting a portrait with a toothbrush? No, she didn't want to brush off her skills that way!
30. Did the photographer say yes to taking a photo of a cat wearing a top hat? No, he thought it would be too much of a cat-astrophe!
31. Did the pilot say yes to flying a plane made entirely of bubble gum? No, he thought it would be too sticky of a situation!
32. Did the plumber say yes to fixing a broken sink with a hammer? No, he didn't want to hammer away at his reputation!
33. Did the police officer say yes to allowing a group of kittens to ride along in his patrol car? No, he didn't want to put his reputation in cat-tastrophe!
34. Did the sculptor say yes to creating a statue of a giant hamster? No, he thought it would be too rodent-like for his taste!
35. Did the singer say yes to creating a song about a dinosaur with a bad attitude? No, she didn't want to get too prehistoric with her music!
36. Did the skateboarder say yes to skating on a board made entirely of bubble wrap? No, he thought it would be too much of a pop-y ride!
37. Did the songwriter say yes to writing a song about a taco with feelings? No, she didn't want to get too saucy with her music!
38. Did the teacher say yes to teaching a lesson about how to turn a pumpkin into a car? No, she thought it would be too much of a Cinderella story!
39. Did the waiter say yes to serving spaghetti with a slingshot as a utensil? No, he didn't want to sling too many sauces around!
40. Did the welder say yes to welding a sculpture made entirely of melted crayons? No, he didn't want to melt away his reputation!
41. Did the zombie say yes to eating a vegetarian meal? No, he thought it would be too much of a grave mistake!
42. Did the zookeeper say yes to giving a lion a makeover with pink dye? No, he thought it would be too feline of a mess!
43. Did the balloon artist say yes to creating a balloon sculpture of a unicorn with a unibrow? No, she thought it would be too much of a hairy situation!
44. Did the astronomer say yes to naming a star after his pet goldfish? No, he thought it would be too much of a fishy situation!
45. Did the chef say yes to creating a dish made entirely of peanut butter and jellyfish? No, she didn't want to get too jelly of a mess!
46. Did the farmer say yes to growing a field of pumpkins that glow in the dark? No, he thought it would be too much of a spooky situation!
47. Did the lifeguard say yes to rescuing a group of chickens from a burning building? No, he didn't want to get too much egg on his face!
48. Did the ninja say yes to wearing a tutu during his next mission? No, he thought it would be too much of a ninja-fail!
49. Did the pirate say yes to wearing an eyepatch made entirely of bacon? No, he didn't want to smell too much like breakfast all day!
50. Did the scientist say yes to creating a new type of fruit with a flavor that tastes like socks? No, he thought it would be too much of a stinky experiment!