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I Come At The Start Of Rocket Riddle

Hint:
The letter R
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Buys A Firework Riddle

Hint:
Look at debits and credits from his wallet:
buy Firework: -60
sell Firework: +70
buy Firework: -80
sell Firework: +90
+20

He profited $20
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Polly The Parrot Riddle

Hint:
A fire cracker!
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Crossing The Atlantic Riddle

Hint:
To get to the other tide!
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The Talking Flag Riddle

Hint:
Nothing, it just waved.
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Thirsty American Colonists Riddle

Hint:
Liberty!
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General Washington's Favorite Tree Riddle

Hint:
The infantry!
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The Dry Skinned Patriot

Hint:
Revo-lotion!
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Jon And The English King

Hint:
King George the Nerd!
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Dancing In 1776 Riddle

Hint:
Indepen-dance!
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British Red Coats Riddle

Hint:
So they could hide in the tomatoes.
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Dropping The Liberty Bell Riddle

Hint:
Because they're both cracked!
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A Healthy USA Riddle

Hint:
They both have good constitutions!
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Certain Inalienable Rights Riddle

Hint:
The Ducklaration of Independence!
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The British Are Coming Riddle

Hint:
Paw Revere.
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Post Your 4th Of July Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever 4th Of July Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the firecracker refuse to drive the car? Because it wanted to be an independent spark!



2. What do you call a patriotic insect? A star-spangled bannerfly!



3. Why did the American bald eagle quit smoking? Because it wanted to stay a soaring symbol of freedom, not a beak-a holic!



4. Why did the Statue of Liberty go on a diet? She wanted to be a lean, green, torch-bearing machine!



5. Why did Uncle Sam wear a helmet at the picnic? He wanted to protect his melon-ial rights!



6. What do you call a group of American flags performing synchronized swimming? A star-spangled banner-al!



7. Why did the hot dog win the eating competition on the 4th of July? It had a winning wiener-tude!



8. Why did the Declaration of Independence party so hard? It knew how to declare its independence from sobriety!



9. Why did the firework feel so patriotic? It went off with a bang for freedom, Liberty, and the pursuit of happiness!



10. Why did the founding fathers have a sweet tooth? They wanted to create a land of the free and the home of the bravesugar!



11. What do you call a red, white, and blue bird? An Americawing flapper!



12. Why did the grill run away from the chef? It didn't want to be the hot seat of the nation!



13. Why did the watermelon wear a top hat on the 4th of July? It wanted to be one in-melon!



14. What do you call a barbecue that's on fire? A flamerican feast!



15. Why did the American flag cross the road? It wanted to get to the stars and stripes!



16. What do you call a patriotic snowman? A red, white, and blizzard!



17. Why did the corn on the cob feel so patriotic? It was proud to be an ear of independence!



18. What do you call a microwave that cooks hot dogs in less than a minute? A free and fast frank-fryer!



19. Why did the apple pie become a politician? It wanted to run for office-er of the America-pie!



20. What do you call a red, white, and blue dessert? A star-spangled bananapam!



21. Why did the picnic table get so excited on the 4th of July? It was the only table with a seat for democracy!



22. Why did the fireworks go to the doctor? They felt a little singed-timental!



23. What do you call a patriotic turtle? A shell-treason defender!



24. Why did Betsy Ross give up sewing? She wanted to leave her stitching legacy in history-ory!



25. What do you call a dog that loves fireworks? A pup-triot!



26. Why did the watermelon call its mom on the 4th of July? It wanted to share its sweet freedom-of-melon's love!



27. Why did the beach ball wear a party hat on the 4th of July? It wanted to be a bouncing ball of patriotism!



28. What do you call a patriotic chicken? A star-spangled bannercluck!



29. Why did the hot dogs feel so American? They were made with the love of the red, white, and buns!



30. Why did the founding fathers like puns? They knew how to declare their laugh-independence!



31. What do you call a patriotic coffee? A red, white, and brew!



32. Why did the grill master wear sunglasses at the picnic? To spice up the meat and the 4th of July party!



33. What do you call a barbecue sauce that's on the spicy side? A freedom flava!



34. Why did the firework not want to be watched? It didn't want to feel like a firework in progress!



35. What do you call a patriotic dragon? A spark-nosed flame-thrower!



36. Why did the hamburger bun feel so patriotic? It wanted to hold the meat of freedom between its sesame-seeds!



37. What do you call a patriotic ghost? A spirit of 1776!



38. Why did the firecracker not want to be put out? It wanted to keep the flame of liberty burning bright!



39. What do you call a patriotic cat? A star-spangled meower!



40. Why did the hot dog bun not want to be left out of the 4th of July celebration? It wanted to be a bun-ited states of hot dog party!



41. What do you call a patriotic donut? A red, white, and 'yum'!



42. Why did the American flag feel so colorful? It rose to the occasion of the 4th of July with red, white, and 'oh so blue' style!



43. What do you call a patriotic panda? A bam-blue of freedom!



44. Why did the watermelon ask for extra ice on the 4th of July? It wanted to be a refreshing star-spangled-treat!



45. What do you call a patriotic deer? A star-spangled antler fighter!



46. Why did the hot dog stay away from the grill? It didn't want to get burned by the flame of patriotism!



47. What do you call a patriotic elephant? A red, white, and trunk-er!



48. Why did the watermelon feel so festive? It was ready to burst with the flavors of independence!



49. What do you call a patriotic sheep? A woolly defender of the stars and stripes!



50. Why did the founding fathers wear suspenders on the 4th of July? They didn't want their pants to get in the way of their freedom to party!
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