Person In The Painting Riddle
A man walks into an art gallery and concentrates on one picture in particular. The museum curator notices this and asks the man why he is so interested in that one painting. The man replies, "Brothers and sisters have I none, but that man's father is my father's son."
Who is in the painting?
Who is in the painting?
Hint:
Used With A Brush Riddle
I sometimes come in a can but Im not food
I sometimes come in a bottle but Im not a beverage
I come in different colors but Im not a rainbow
Im sometimes used with canvas but Im not a tent
Im used with a brush but Im not toothpaste
What am I?
I sometimes come in a bottle but Im not a beverage
I come in different colors but Im not a rainbow
Im sometimes used with canvas but Im not a tent
Im used with a brush but Im not toothpaste
What am I?
Hint:
A Writing Instrument Riddle
Im sometimes pink at one end but Im not lipstick
I can come in many different colors but Im not a car
I can become blunt but Im not a knife
I contain lead but Im not metallic
Im a writing instrument but Im not a pen
I am a?
I can come in many different colors but Im not a car
I can become blunt but Im not a knife
I contain lead but Im not metallic
Im a writing instrument but Im not a pen
I am a?
Hint:
Used With A Brush Riddle
You often use it with a brush
But not the kind used on your hair
Add it nicely to some canvas
So that people will stop and stare
What am I?
But not the kind used on your hair
Add it nicely to some canvas
So that people will stop and stare
What am I?
Hint:
Put In A Printer Riddle
I can cut but Im not a knife
I sometimes have paint put on me but Im not a wall
I come from trees but Im not a fruit
Im a sheet but I dont get put on a bed
I get put in a printer but Im not ink...
What could I be?
I sometimes have paint put on me but Im not a wall
I come from trees but Im not a fruit
Im a sheet but I dont get put on a bed
I get put in a printer but Im not ink...
What could I be?
Hint:
Center Of Lead Riddle
Although my center contains lead
It isnt very tough
And so you need to sharpen it
In order to draw stuff.
I am a?
It isnt very tough
And so you need to sharpen it
In order to draw stuff.
I am a?
Hint:
Bodybuilder's Favorite Painter Riddle
Hint:
Bike Art Riddle
Hint:
A Mom Who Can't Draw
Hint:
I Come In Many Colors Riddle
I can come in many colors
Like red, yellow, orange, blue or green
When you put me on paper
Your drawings or writing can be seen
Like red, yellow, orange, blue or green
When you put me on paper
Your drawings or writing can be seen
Hint:
Making A Piece Of Art Riddle
It might be worth wearing an apron
To keep your clothes nice and smart
So your brush doesnt splash this on you
When making a piece of art
What is it?
To keep your clothes nice and smart
So your brush doesnt splash this on you
When making a piece of art
What is it?
Hint:
Flunking Art Class Riddle
Hint:
Plenty Of Sheets Riddle
Hint:
Post Your Art Riddles Puns Below
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1. Why did the painter adopt a pet lizard? Because she wanted a reptile collection!
2. Why did the sculpture break up with her boyfriend? He was too hands-on!
3. What do you call a group of art supplies hanging out together? A palette!
4. Why was the graffiti artist always hungry? He was always tagging food!
5. Why did the art collector hate puns? He had a serious art-titude!
6. Why did the mime quit his job as a painter? He couldn't handle the still life!
7. Why did the art thief become a weatherman? He liked to steal the spotlight!
8. Why was the art museum always so busy? It was a popular canvas-tination!
9. Why did the art student get kicked out of class? He couldn't make the grade!
10. Why did the sculptor turn to cooking? He wanted to create masterpieces that could be tasted!
11. Why did the art teacher go to the beach? To draw some sea-sational art!
12. Why did the artist become a comedian? He wanted to draw laughter from his audience!
13. Why did the canvas need therapy? It had been framed too many times!
14. Why did the art museum put up a fence? So no one could escape the art frenzy inside!
15. Why did the painter start a garden? To paint with all the hues of nature!
16. Why did the art exhibit get rejected by the city? It was too sketchy!
17. Why did the artist have trouble committing to a relationship? He was afraid of a heart-art-ck!
18. Why did the art collector become a DJ? He wanted to visually and musically mix things up!
19. Why did the sculpture join a band? To create some rock-solid art!
20. Why did the painter never get a job as a bartender? He always overmixed the paint-tails!
21. Why did Van Gogh only paint his left ear? He didn't want to lose his right one, too!
22. Why did the artist take up fencing? He wanted to create art with every sword stroke!
23. Why did the art student prefer cooking to painting? He always knew his food was well-plates!
24. Why was the art museum always so cold? It had wondrous art-ic design!
25. Why did the art dealer become a magician? He wanted to make art disappear and reappear in someone's home!
26. Why did the graffiti artist love stormy weather? It was the perfect time to spray the rain-bow!
27. Why did the painter become an astronaut? He wanted to paint the universe with his brush strokes!
28. Why did the art thief become a bodybuilder? He wanted to lift his own canvas!
29. Why did the sculptor become a hairstylist? She liked to shape things in a new way!
30. Why was the art museum always so quiet? The art spoke for itself!
31. Why did the artist never become a chef? His creations always ended up looking like a piece of art!
32. Why did the mural painter only paint on the North wall? He didn't want to be caught in the South-paw corner!
33. Why did the art museum hire a gardener? To cultivate their art-istic vision!
34. Why did the painter keep running out of room on his canvas? He refused to think outside the frame!
35. Why did the art teacher never lose his temper? He had excellent brush control!
36. Why did the artist become a photographer? He wanted to capture a snapshot of his creativity!
37. Why did the art collector become a wrestler? He loved taking art to the canvas!
38. Why did the sculptor become a construction worker? He wanted to create art that could support itself!
39. Why did the painter switch to finger painting? He wanted each piece to be finger-licking good!
40. Why did the art museum hire a comedian? To make sure their art had some punch lines!
41. Why did the artist become a massage therapist? She liked to create art with her gentle touch!
42. Why was the gallery always so tense? The art pieces were under a lot of art-tention!
43. Why did the painter become a scientist? He wanted to create art that was experiment-al!
44. Why did the art student become a dancer? She wanted to express herself through movement-art!
45. Why did the sculptor become a travel agent? He wanted to create art that could take you places!
46. Why did the gardener become an artist? He liked to paint with flowers and plants!
47. Why did the artist never become a lawyer? He couldn't handle all the art-guments!
48. Why did the mural painter only paint at night? He liked to make things under the moon-light!
49. Why did the art collector become a fisherman? He wanted to capture every fish-nado!
50. Why did the artist never become a race car driver? His art always went off-track!
1. Why did the painter adopt a pet lizard? Because she wanted a reptile collection!
2. Why did the sculpture break up with her boyfriend? He was too hands-on!
3. What do you call a group of art supplies hanging out together? A palette!
4. Why was the graffiti artist always hungry? He was always tagging food!
5. Why did the art collector hate puns? He had a serious art-titude!
6. Why did the mime quit his job as a painter? He couldn't handle the still life!
7. Why did the art thief become a weatherman? He liked to steal the spotlight!
8. Why was the art museum always so busy? It was a popular canvas-tination!
9. Why did the art student get kicked out of class? He couldn't make the grade!
10. Why did the sculptor turn to cooking? He wanted to create masterpieces that could be tasted!
11. Why did the art teacher go to the beach? To draw some sea-sational art!
12. Why did the artist become a comedian? He wanted to draw laughter from his audience!
13. Why did the canvas need therapy? It had been framed too many times!
14. Why did the art museum put up a fence? So no one could escape the art frenzy inside!
15. Why did the painter start a garden? To paint with all the hues of nature!
16. Why did the art exhibit get rejected by the city? It was too sketchy!
17. Why did the artist have trouble committing to a relationship? He was afraid of a heart-art-ck!
18. Why did the art collector become a DJ? He wanted to visually and musically mix things up!
19. Why did the sculpture join a band? To create some rock-solid art!
20. Why did the painter never get a job as a bartender? He always overmixed the paint-tails!
21. Why did Van Gogh only paint his left ear? He didn't want to lose his right one, too!
22. Why did the artist take up fencing? He wanted to create art with every sword stroke!
23. Why did the art student prefer cooking to painting? He always knew his food was well-plates!
24. Why was the art museum always so cold? It had wondrous art-ic design!
25. Why did the art dealer become a magician? He wanted to make art disappear and reappear in someone's home!
26. Why did the graffiti artist love stormy weather? It was the perfect time to spray the rain-bow!
27. Why did the painter become an astronaut? He wanted to paint the universe with his brush strokes!
28. Why did the art thief become a bodybuilder? He wanted to lift his own canvas!
29. Why did the sculptor become a hairstylist? She liked to shape things in a new way!
30. Why was the art museum always so quiet? The art spoke for itself!
31. Why did the artist never become a chef? His creations always ended up looking like a piece of art!
32. Why did the mural painter only paint on the North wall? He didn't want to be caught in the South-paw corner!
33. Why did the art museum hire a gardener? To cultivate their art-istic vision!
34. Why did the painter keep running out of room on his canvas? He refused to think outside the frame!
35. Why did the art teacher never lose his temper? He had excellent brush control!
36. Why did the artist become a photographer? He wanted to capture a snapshot of his creativity!
37. Why did the art collector become a wrestler? He loved taking art to the canvas!
38. Why did the sculptor become a construction worker? He wanted to create art that could support itself!
39. Why did the painter switch to finger painting? He wanted each piece to be finger-licking good!
40. Why did the art museum hire a comedian? To make sure their art had some punch lines!
41. Why did the artist become a massage therapist? She liked to create art with her gentle touch!
42. Why was the gallery always so tense? The art pieces were under a lot of art-tention!
43. Why did the painter become a scientist? He wanted to create art that was experiment-al!
44. Why did the art student become a dancer? She wanted to express herself through movement-art!
45. Why did the sculptor become a travel agent? He wanted to create art that could take you places!
46. Why did the gardener become an artist? He liked to paint with flowers and plants!
47. Why did the artist never become a lawyer? He couldn't handle all the art-guments!
48. Why did the mural painter only paint at night? He liked to make things under the moon-light!
49. Why did the art collector become a fisherman? He wanted to capture every fish-nado!
50. Why did the artist never become a race car driver? His art always went off-track!