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Something I Seek
There is something I seek.
While it is bound, it chooses kings and peasants.
When it is freed, it foretells war or woe.
While it bound, it propels men's lusts and furies.
When it is freed, it tumbles, falls, and fades.
While it is bound, life will often thrive.
When it is freed, death will often follow.
What do I seek?
While it is bound, it chooses kings and peasants.
When it is freed, it foretells war or woe.
While it bound, it propels men's lusts and furies.
When it is freed, it tumbles, falls, and fades.
While it is bound, life will often thrive.
When it is freed, death will often follow.
What do I seek?
Hint:
Vampires Crossing The Sea
Hint:
The Blood Symbol
Hint:
Protect And Destroy
I am called white. My duty is to protect and destroy. All it takes is a sneeze and I will destroy... at the sign of a cut, I will come to protect. I will fight to my death... no matter how insignificant it may be. I am very helpful yet you can't see me. What am i?
Hint:
Vampire Money Riddle
Hint:
In Your Body Riddle
Im red but Im not a strawberry
I have different types but Im not an apple
I can be pumped but Im not a bicycle tire
I can be donated but Im not money
I contain cells but Im not a jail
Im in your body but Im not your heart
I am?
I have different types but Im not an apple
I can be pumped but Im not a bicycle tire
I can be donated but Im not money
I contain cells but Im not a jail
Im in your body but Im not your heart
I am?
Hint:
If You Lose It You Die
Hint:
Vampire Art Class
Hint:
Lips That Can Kiss
Its red and part of your body
But it is not lips that can kiss
Instead its a type of liquid
Mosquitos like to suck up this
it is?
But it is not lips that can kiss
Instead its a type of liquid
Mosquitos like to suck up this
it is?
Hint:
Favorite Drink Riddle
A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?
Hint:
Something You Can Donate
This is something you can donate
Although it isn't money
If you cut into a rare steak
Then this is what you will see
What is is?
Although it isn't money
If you cut into a rare steak
Then this is what you will see
What is is?
Hint:
Drunk By A Vampire
I'm something that can be pumped
But I am not a tire
I am a body fluid
Thats drunk by a vampire
What could I be?
But I am not a tire
I am a body fluid
Thats drunk by a vampire
What could I be?
Hint:
Blue Or Red
Hint:
Find Me In Your Body
This is found in your body
From your feet up to your head
It is a type of liquid
And it is the color red
What am I?
From your feet up to your head
It is a type of liquid
And it is the color red
What am I?
Hint:
Found Dead On A Bed
A man was found dead on his bed with blood on his pillow, a broken stick with a mark on it with parts of it under the bed, and a gun on the bed. (Now pay attention to these series of questions) Was it murder or suicide? If murder, who did it and why? If suicide, who provoked him to do it and why?
Hint:
It was suicide. The man was the smallest midgit in the world and his friend was the second smallest midget in the world and they worked at a circus. His friend was jealous of him so he broke a yardstick (note: that was the broken stick on the bed) and marked it at four feet. When his friend measured his height, it looked like he grew making him very depressed which led to killing himself thus making his friend the smallest midget in the world. (Bet you never saw that one coming). Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
YES NO
Post Your Blood Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Blood Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did Dracula quit his job as a banker? He was tired of dealing with all the bloodsuckers.
2. Why did the vampire go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
3. What do you call a blood-sucking insect that loves to party? A party-bug.
4. How did the vampire count his money? He used his blood bank account.
5. What do you call a vampire who can't stand the sight of blood? A faint-hearted fiend.
6. Why did the vampire refuse to drink tomato juice? He was afraid of getting a bloody Mary.
7. How do you know if your blood is tired? It needs a transfusion break.
8. Why did the vampire get a ticket? He forgot to drive on the right vein.
9. What's a vampire's favorite kind of fruit? A blood orange.
10. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A bloodhound.
11. What did the doctor say to the blood who was feeling down? Your blood pressure is too low.
12. Why was the blood expelled from school? He had a bad clot.
13. Why did the blood go to the bar? He needed a Type-O-ne.
14. What did the vampire say when he saw a werewolf? Long time, no fleas.
15. Why did the vampire throw a party? To get a lot of vein in one room.
16. How did the blood get into the hair salon? Through the vein entrance.
17. Why did the ghost refuse to eat the vampire's blood? It was too rare.
18. What do you call a vampire that likes to play baseball? A bat catcher.
19. What do you call a blood bank that's always open? A vein center.
20. Why did the vampire get lost in the forest? He couldn't find his way through the artery.
21. Why did the vampire order a salad? He wanted to add some plasma to his diet.
22. What do you call a group of vampires playing poker? A bloodthirsty crowd.
23. Why did the vampire become a librarian? He loved to read about bloodlines.
24. What do you call a blood donation made by a tree? Sappy transfusion.
25. Why did the vampire take up gardening? He wanted to grow fang-tastic vegetables.
26. How does a vampire order steak? Rare or well-done with a side of blood.
27. What do you call a blood transfusion performed by a butcher? A bloody mess.
28. Why did the blood refuse to flow? It had a power failure.
29. What did the vampire say when he woke up in the morning? Bloody good day to you!
30. How does a blood vessel exercise? By pumping iron.
31. Why did the vampire start a band? He wanted to perform his bloody melodies.
32. What do you call a vampire that's afraid of the dark? A bright fright night.
33. What do you call a vampire's breakfast cereal? Count Chocula.
34. Why did the vampire go to the hospital? He needed a new drain pipe.
35. How does a vampire commute to work? On a blood vessel.
36. What do you call a vampire who's always in a bad mood? A grumpire.
37. How does a vampire express affection? By sucking face.
38. What do you call a vampire's dream job? Blood analyst.
39. Why did the vampire order takeout? He wanted Chinese blood-soup.
40. What do you call a vampire with good manners? A courtesy bite.
41. What do you call a blood clot that takes a vacation? A thrombosis leave.
42. Why did the vampire become a comedian? He loved cracking bloody jokes.
43. How does a vampire make coffee? By using a blood press.
44. What do you call a vampire's personal trainer? His fang coach.
45. What do you call a vampire's favorite ride? A blood-red wagon.
46. Why did the vampire refuse to wear a suit and tie? He preferred to dress in his red-blood suit.
47. What do you call a vampire's insurance policy? A bat-ual aid.
48. How did the vampire become a traveler? By earning frequent fang miles.
49. What do you call a blood transfusion made by a mechanic? An oil change.
50. Why did the vampire stop drinking coffee? He wanted to switch to Type-A-brew.
1. Why did Dracula quit his job as a banker? He was tired of dealing with all the bloodsuckers.
2. Why did the vampire go to art school? He wanted to learn how to draw blood.
3. What do you call a blood-sucking insect that loves to party? A party-bug.
4. How did the vampire count his money? He used his blood bank account.
5. What do you call a vampire who can't stand the sight of blood? A faint-hearted fiend.
6. Why did the vampire refuse to drink tomato juice? He was afraid of getting a bloody Mary.
7. How do you know if your blood is tired? It needs a transfusion break.
8. Why did the vampire get a ticket? He forgot to drive on the right vein.
9. What's a vampire's favorite kind of fruit? A blood orange.
10. What is a vampire's favorite animal? A bloodhound.
11. What did the doctor say to the blood who was feeling down? Your blood pressure is too low.
12. Why was the blood expelled from school? He had a bad clot.
13. Why did the blood go to the bar? He needed a Type-O-ne.
14. What did the vampire say when he saw a werewolf? Long time, no fleas.
15. Why did the vampire throw a party? To get a lot of vein in one room.
16. How did the blood get into the hair salon? Through the vein entrance.
17. Why did the ghost refuse to eat the vampire's blood? It was too rare.
18. What do you call a vampire that likes to play baseball? A bat catcher.
19. What do you call a blood bank that's always open? A vein center.
20. Why did the vampire get lost in the forest? He couldn't find his way through the artery.
21. Why did the vampire order a salad? He wanted to add some plasma to his diet.
22. What do you call a group of vampires playing poker? A bloodthirsty crowd.
23. Why did the vampire become a librarian? He loved to read about bloodlines.
24. What do you call a blood donation made by a tree? Sappy transfusion.
25. Why did the vampire take up gardening? He wanted to grow fang-tastic vegetables.
26. How does a vampire order steak? Rare or well-done with a side of blood.
27. What do you call a blood transfusion performed by a butcher? A bloody mess.
28. Why did the blood refuse to flow? It had a power failure.
29. What did the vampire say when he woke up in the morning? Bloody good day to you!
30. How does a blood vessel exercise? By pumping iron.
31. Why did the vampire start a band? He wanted to perform his bloody melodies.
32. What do you call a vampire that's afraid of the dark? A bright fright night.
33. What do you call a vampire's breakfast cereal? Count Chocula.
34. Why did the vampire go to the hospital? He needed a new drain pipe.
35. How does a vampire commute to work? On a blood vessel.
36. What do you call a vampire who's always in a bad mood? A grumpire.
37. How does a vampire express affection? By sucking face.
38. What do you call a vampire's dream job? Blood analyst.
39. Why did the vampire order takeout? He wanted Chinese blood-soup.
40. What do you call a vampire with good manners? A courtesy bite.
41. What do you call a blood clot that takes a vacation? A thrombosis leave.
42. Why did the vampire become a comedian? He loved cracking bloody jokes.
43. How does a vampire make coffee? By using a blood press.
44. What do you call a vampire's personal trainer? His fang coach.
45. What do you call a vampire's favorite ride? A blood-red wagon.
46. Why did the vampire refuse to wear a suit and tie? He preferred to dress in his red-blood suit.
47. What do you call a vampire's insurance policy? A bat-ual aid.
48. How did the vampire become a traveler? By earning frequent fang miles.
49. What do you call a blood transfusion made by a mechanic? An oil change.
50. Why did the vampire stop drinking coffee? He wanted to switch to Type-A-brew.