# BAR RIDDLES

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Every day, great bar riddles are told in saloons and drinking holes all around the world. For those who are interested in solving these questions without having to go to a bar, our staff has collected and arranged this huge list.

The format to solve these tricky word puzzles goes as follows:

1. Read every piece of the clue carefully. The clues listed before each question will probably take a minute or two of your time to examine carefully.

2. Apply these clues to think about the solution but remember to think both logically and outside of the box.

3. Propose an answer, and then check it against the given answer.

4. Share with any friends or bar mates that you know would enjoy them.

Good luck with these entertaining brain teasers!

## 4 Shots 3 Beers Riddle

Hint:
Like the three shots and four beers and four shots and three beers and the bathroom thing? That stuff doesn't contribute to the car theory, either.

Really the only extra piece of information that does is the fact that he drove home, but I'd say the thing about jumping out the window as his method of suicide specifically points to the lighthouse theory. So it at least evens out.
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Solved: 33%

## Man Say To The Bartender Riddle

Hint:
I'll have a corona, hold the virus.
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Solved: 36%

## A Glass Of Water

Hint: Why would the man want a glass of water?
The man had the hiccups and wanted a glass of water to help get rid of them. The bartender could hear the hiccups when the man spoke, so he brought the gun out to scare the hiccups away. It worked and the man thanked him and left, no longer needing the glass of water.
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## The Coin Toss Riddle

Hint: Think what would be most likely to happen if you chose HHH, would this be a good decision?
The answer is to let your friend go first. This puzzle is based on an old game/scam called Penny Ante. No matter what you picked, your friend would be able to come up with a combination which would be more likely to beat yours. For example, if you were to choose HHH, then unless HHH was the first combination to come up you would eventually lose since as soon as a Tails came up, the combination THH would inevitably come up before HHH. The basic formula you can use for working out which combination you should choose is as follows. Simply take his combination (eg. HHT) take the last term in his combination, put it at the front (in this case making THH) and your combination will be more likely to come up first. Try it on your friends!
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## Favorite Drink Riddle

Hint:
Blood, he's a vampire!
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Solved: 54%

## Melodic Bar Patrons Riddle

Hint:
We don't serve minors!
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Solved: 52%

## Charles Dickens' Martini Riddle

Hint:
"Olive or twist?"
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Solved: 46%

## A Man And His Asphalt Riddle

Hint:
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Solved: 44%

## Alcoholic Ghost Riddle

Hint:
BOO'S
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Solved: 46%

## Drunk Dialing Riddle

Hint:
Al-cohol you!
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Solved: 27%

## Drunken Monkeys Riddle

Hint:
The monkey bars!
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Solved: 50%

## A Book In A Bar Riddle

Hint:
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Solved: 29%

## Gynecology Beer Riddle

Hint:
"Pabst Smir!"
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Solved: 29%

## English Alcohol Riddle

Hint:
Tequila Mockingbird
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Solved: 35%

## Corona's In Your System Riddle

Hint:
Because it does not have to stop to change color
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Solved: 44%

## Post Your Bar Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Bar Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the man refuse to drink at the bar? Because he heard it was on the rocks!

2. What happened when the martini ordered a drink? It had a gin and tonic!

3. How does a bartender start a ghost party? With spirit cocktails!

4. Why did the bartender quit his job? He wanted to stir things up!

5. What do you call a drunk who falls off a bar stool? An a-lehey-whoopsie!

6. How does a vampire like his drinks mixed? With a Bloody Mary!

7. Why did the beer mug go to jail? It was caught with too many hops!

8. What do you get when you cross a martini with a turkey? A thanksgiving-tini!

9. Why did the whiskey go to the bar alone? It needed a double shot of courage!

10. How does a bartender greet a group of lemons? With a sour smile!

11. What do you call a bartender who's always happy? A cocktail of sunshine!

12. Why was the rum always happy? It loved to party all-night long!

13. How does a drunk celebrate Mardi Gras? With a Bourbon Street Hurricane!

14. Why did the champagne bottle feel awkward? It was popped in a silent room!

15. What do you get when you cross a pub with a library? A novel-tea!

16. How does a bartender moonwalk? With a smooth criminal cocktail!

17. Why did the grape go out with the raisin? It was ready to be pressed!

18. What do you call a drinking competition among giraffes? A tall order!

19. Why did the beer bottle break up with the can? It couldn't handle the pressure!

20. How does a sailor like his cocktails mixed? With a seaworthy splash!

21. Why did the wine bottle feel tired? It was feeling a little corked!

22. What do you call an angry bartender? A shaken, not stirred temper!

23. How does a bartender greet a group of witches? With a spell-binding cocktail!

24. Why did the glass of water feel left out? It wasn't the center of attention!

25. What do you call a bar where everyone knows your name? Cheers-y territory!

26. How does a Mexican like his cocktails mixed? With a spicy margarita twist!

27. Why did the rum bottle get jealous of the vodka? It was a clear difference!

28. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a mathematician? An exponential increase in drinks!

29. Why did the lemon go out with the lime? It was ready to make a real splash!

30. What do you call a bartender who can't make a proper drink? A bart-missed!

31. How does a genie like his cocktails mixed? With a magical blend of spirits!

32. Why did the beer admit defeat in a drinking contest? It was outsmarted by a smarter pint!

33. What do you call a bartender who always tells jokes? A ginhilarious master!

34. How does a bartender make a creative cocktail? With a dash of innovation and a twist of imagination!

35. Why did the champagne bottle break up with the wine glass? It was tired of being judged by its bubbles!

36. What do you get when you mix a martini with a pina colada? A shaken-up coconut!

37. Why did the wine admit defeat in a drinking competition? It needed a break from the grapevine!

38. How does a bartender bring a smile to a customer's face? With a garnish of laughter and a splash of joy!

39. Why did the beer bottle go out with the can? It couldn't resist the aluminum charm!

40. What do you call a bartender who's always in a bad mood? A sour-grapes mixologist!

41. How does a pirate like his cocktails mixed? With a swashbuckling splash of rum!

42. Why did the tequila feel dizzy? It needed a worm-ing solution!

43. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a magician? A mysteriously intoxicating cocktail!

44. How does a bartender impress a customer? With a mixology masterpiece and a flair-tastic twist!

45. Why did the wine bottle feel depressed? It realized it was a barrel of laughs!

46. What do you call a drunk who can't handle his drinks? A hangover in training!

47. How does a bartender entertain a crowd? With a dazzling show of mixology magic!

48. Why did the beer bottle feel insecure? It realized it was a shallow pint!

49. What do you get when you mix a whiskey with a coke? A classic cola-tail!

50. How does a bartender make a martini fly? With a bit of vermouth and a shaker full of secrets!