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Riddles and Answers © 2023

The format to solve these tricky word puzzles goes as follows:
1. Read every piece of the clue carefully. The clues listed before each question will probably take a minute or two of your time to examine carefully.
2. Apply these clues to think about the solution but remember to think both logically and outside of the box.
3. Propose an answer, and then check it against the given answer.
4. Share with any friends or bar mates that you know would enjoy them.
Good luck with these entertaining brain teasers!
4 Shots 3 Beers Riddle
A man wakes up, decides he wants to go to the bar. He goes to the bar, orders 4 shots and 3 beers and goes to the bathroom. Comes back from bathroom, orders 3 shots and 4 beers. Drives home, turns off the lights and goes to bed. Next morning, looks out of window, sees something and jumps out of window and kills himself. Why?
Hint:
Like the three shots and four beers and four shots and three beers and the bathroom thing? That stuff doesn't contribute to the car theory, either.
Really the only extra piece of information that does is the fact that he drove home, but I'd say the thing about jumping out the window as his method of suicide specifically points to the lighthouse theory. So it at least evens out. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Really the only extra piece of information that does is the fact that he drove home, but I'd say the thing about jumping out the window as his method of suicide specifically points to the lighthouse theory. So it at least evens out. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
YES NO
Man Say To The Bartender Riddle
Hint:
A Glass Of Water
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender reaches under the bar and brings out a gun and aims it at the man. The man says thank you and leaves. What happened?
Hint: Why would the man want a glass of water?
The man had the hiccups and wanted a glass of water to help get rid of them. The bartender could hear the hiccups when the man spoke, so he brought the gun out to scare the hiccups away. It worked and the man thanked him and left, no longer needing the glass of water. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Coin Toss Riddle
You are in a bar having a drink with an old friend when he proposes a wager.
"Want to play a game?" he asks.
"Sure, why not?" you reply.
"Ok, here's how it works. You choose three possible outcomes of a coin toss, either HHH, TTT, HHT or whatever. I will do likewise. I will then start flipping the coin continuously until either one of our combinations comes up. The person whose combination comes up first is the winner. And to prove I'm not the cheating little weasel you're always making me out to be, I'll even let you go first so you have more combinations to choose from. So how about it? Is $10.00 a fair bet?"
You know that your friend is a skilled trickster and usually has a trick or two up his sleeve but maybe he's being honest this time. Maybe this is a fair bet. While you try and think of which combination is most likely to come up first, you suddenly hit upon a strategy which will be immensely beneficial to you. What is it?
"Want to play a game?" he asks.
"Sure, why not?" you reply.
"Ok, here's how it works. You choose three possible outcomes of a coin toss, either HHH, TTT, HHT or whatever. I will do likewise. I will then start flipping the coin continuously until either one of our combinations comes up. The person whose combination comes up first is the winner. And to prove I'm not the cheating little weasel you're always making me out to be, I'll even let you go first so you have more combinations to choose from. So how about it? Is $10.00 a fair bet?"
You know that your friend is a skilled trickster and usually has a trick or two up his sleeve but maybe he's being honest this time. Maybe this is a fair bet. While you try and think of which combination is most likely to come up first, you suddenly hit upon a strategy which will be immensely beneficial to you. What is it?
Hint: Think what would be most likely to happen if you chose HHH, would this be a good decision?
The answer is to let your friend go first. This puzzle is based on an old game/scam called Penny Ante. No matter what you picked, your friend would be able to come up with a combination which would be more likely to beat yours. For example, if you were to choose HHH, then unless HHH was the first combination to come up you would eventually lose since as soon as a Tails came up, the combination THH would inevitably come up before HHH. The basic formula you can use for working out which combination you should choose is as follows. Simply take his combination (eg. HHT) take the last term in his combination, put it at the front (in this case making THH) and your combination will be more likely to come up first. Try it on your friends! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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YES NO
Favorite Drink Riddle
A man goes out drinking every night, returning to his home in the wee hours of every morning. No matter how much he drinks, he never gets a hangover. This drink is very well known, but is rarely consumed, served warm and taken straight from its source. The man is a sucker for a free drink, especially since he can't live without it. What is his favorite drink?
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Melodic Bar Patrons Riddle
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Charles Dickens' Martini Riddle
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A Man And His Asphalt Riddle
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Alcoholic Ghost Riddle
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Drunk Dialing Riddle
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Drunken Monkeys Riddle
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A Book In A Bar Riddle
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Gynecology Beer Riddle
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English Alcohol Riddle
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Corona's In Your System Riddle
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Post Your Bar Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Bar Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the man refuse to drink at the bar? Because he heard it was on the rocks!
2. What happened when the martini ordered a drink? It had a gin and tonic!
3. How does a bartender start a ghost party? With spirit cocktails!
4. Why did the bartender quit his job? He wanted to stir things up!
5. What do you call a drunk who falls off a bar stool? An a-lehey-whoopsie!
6. How does a vampire like his drinks mixed? With a Bloody Mary!
7. Why did the beer mug go to jail? It was caught with too many hops!
8. What do you get when you cross a martini with a turkey? A thanksgiving-tini!
9. Why did the whiskey go to the bar alone? It needed a double shot of courage!
10. How does a bartender greet a group of lemons? With a sour smile!
11. What do you call a bartender who's always happy? A cocktail of sunshine!
12. Why was the rum always happy? It loved to party all-night long!
13. How does a drunk celebrate Mardi Gras? With a Bourbon Street Hurricane!
14. Why did the champagne bottle feel awkward? It was popped in a silent room!
15. What do you get when you cross a pub with a library? A novel-tea!
16. How does a bartender moonwalk? With a smooth criminal cocktail!
17. Why did the grape go out with the raisin? It was ready to be pressed!
18. What do you call a drinking competition among giraffes? A tall order!
19. Why did the beer bottle break up with the can? It couldn't handle the pressure!
20. How does a sailor like his cocktails mixed? With a seaworthy splash!
21. Why did the wine bottle feel tired? It was feeling a little corked!
22. What do you call an angry bartender? A shaken, not stirred temper!
23. How does a bartender greet a group of witches? With a spell-binding cocktail!
24. Why did the glass of water feel left out? It wasn't the center of attention!
25. What do you call a bar where everyone knows your name? Cheers-y territory!
26. How does a Mexican like his cocktails mixed? With a spicy margarita twist!
27. Why did the rum bottle get jealous of the vodka? It was a clear difference!
28. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a mathematician? An exponential increase in drinks!
29. Why did the lemon go out with the lime? It was ready to make a real splash!
30. What do you call a bartender who can't make a proper drink? A bart-missed!
31. How does a genie like his cocktails mixed? With a magical blend of spirits!
32. Why did the beer admit defeat in a drinking contest? It was outsmarted by a smarter pint!
33. What do you call a bartender who always tells jokes? A ginhilarious master!
34. How does a bartender make a creative cocktail? With a dash of innovation and a twist of imagination!
35. Why did the champagne bottle break up with the wine glass? It was tired of being judged by its bubbles!
36. What do you get when you mix a martini with a pina colada? A shaken-up coconut!
37. Why did the wine admit defeat in a drinking competition? It needed a break from the grapevine!
38. How does a bartender bring a smile to a customer's face? With a garnish of laughter and a splash of joy!
39. Why did the beer bottle go out with the can? It couldn't resist the aluminum charm!
40. What do you call a bartender who's always in a bad mood? A sour-grapes mixologist!
41. How does a pirate like his cocktails mixed? With a swashbuckling splash of rum!
42. Why did the tequila feel dizzy? It needed a worm-ing solution!
43. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a magician? A mysteriously intoxicating cocktail!
44. How does a bartender impress a customer? With a mixology masterpiece and a flair-tastic twist!
45. Why did the wine bottle feel depressed? It realized it was a barrel of laughs!
46. What do you call a drunk who can't handle his drinks? A hangover in training!
47. How does a bartender entertain a crowd? With a dazzling show of mixology magic!
48. Why did the beer bottle feel insecure? It realized it was a shallow pint!
49. What do you get when you mix a whiskey with a coke? A classic cola-tail!
50. How does a bartender make a martini fly? With a bit of vermouth and a shaker full of secrets!
1. Why did the man refuse to drink at the bar? Because he heard it was on the rocks!
2. What happened when the martini ordered a drink? It had a gin and tonic!
3. How does a bartender start a ghost party? With spirit cocktails!
4. Why did the bartender quit his job? He wanted to stir things up!
5. What do you call a drunk who falls off a bar stool? An a-lehey-whoopsie!
6. How does a vampire like his drinks mixed? With a Bloody Mary!
7. Why did the beer mug go to jail? It was caught with too many hops!
8. What do you get when you cross a martini with a turkey? A thanksgiving-tini!
9. Why did the whiskey go to the bar alone? It needed a double shot of courage!
10. How does a bartender greet a group of lemons? With a sour smile!
11. What do you call a bartender who's always happy? A cocktail of sunshine!
12. Why was the rum always happy? It loved to party all-night long!
13. How does a drunk celebrate Mardi Gras? With a Bourbon Street Hurricane!
14. Why did the champagne bottle feel awkward? It was popped in a silent room!
15. What do you get when you cross a pub with a library? A novel-tea!
16. How does a bartender moonwalk? With a smooth criminal cocktail!
17. Why did the grape go out with the raisin? It was ready to be pressed!
18. What do you call a drinking competition among giraffes? A tall order!
19. Why did the beer bottle break up with the can? It couldn't handle the pressure!
20. How does a sailor like his cocktails mixed? With a seaworthy splash!
21. Why did the wine bottle feel tired? It was feeling a little corked!
22. What do you call an angry bartender? A shaken, not stirred temper!
23. How does a bartender greet a group of witches? With a spell-binding cocktail!
24. Why did the glass of water feel left out? It wasn't the center of attention!
25. What do you call a bar where everyone knows your name? Cheers-y territory!
26. How does a Mexican like his cocktails mixed? With a spicy margarita twist!
27. Why did the rum bottle get jealous of the vodka? It was a clear difference!
28. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a mathematician? An exponential increase in drinks!
29. Why did the lemon go out with the lime? It was ready to make a real splash!
30. What do you call a bartender who can't make a proper drink? A bart-missed!
31. How does a genie like his cocktails mixed? With a magical blend of spirits!
32. Why did the beer admit defeat in a drinking contest? It was outsmarted by a smarter pint!
33. What do you call a bartender who always tells jokes? A ginhilarious master!
34. How does a bartender make a creative cocktail? With a dash of innovation and a twist of imagination!
35. Why did the champagne bottle break up with the wine glass? It was tired of being judged by its bubbles!
36. What do you get when you mix a martini with a pina colada? A shaken-up coconut!
37. Why did the wine admit defeat in a drinking competition? It needed a break from the grapevine!
38. How does a bartender bring a smile to a customer's face? With a garnish of laughter and a splash of joy!
39. Why did the beer bottle go out with the can? It couldn't resist the aluminum charm!
40. What do you call a bartender who's always in a bad mood? A sour-grapes mixologist!
41. How does a pirate like his cocktails mixed? With a swashbuckling splash of rum!
42. Why did the tequila feel dizzy? It needed a worm-ing solution!
43. What do you get when you mix a bartender with a magician? A mysteriously intoxicating cocktail!
44. How does a bartender impress a customer? With a mixology masterpiece and a flair-tastic twist!
45. Why did the wine bottle feel depressed? It realized it was a barrel of laughs!
46. What do you call a drunk who can't handle his drinks? A hangover in training!
47. How does a bartender entertain a crowd? With a dazzling show of mixology magic!
48. Why did the beer bottle feel insecure? It realized it was a shallow pint!
49. What do you get when you mix a whiskey with a coke? A classic cola-tail!
50. How does a bartender make a martini fly? With a bit of vermouth and a shaker full of secrets!