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Riddles and Answers © 2023
Many of these won't provide high degrees of difficulty, as the answer will simply be the word 'monkey'. Though, others listed here will surely provide a greater level of difficulty. Simply put, while there is a little something for everyone, many of these riddles are meant to be enjoyed by children.
Tip: These are also great when used as clues for scavenger hunts. Furthermore, they are a cute addition to any monkey themed birthday party for youngsters.
Thanks for visiting with us, we hope you enjoy!
The First Thing A Gorilla Learns Riddle
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Firing The Monkey Riddle
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Cookie Monkeys Riddle
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3 Monkeys In A Room
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Monkey Business
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Sky Monkeys Riddle
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Zebra Down The River
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Just one the zebra. The other 30 animals (5 giraffes and 25 monkeys) were going the other way. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Just Like Dad Riddle
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Twenty Monkeys Riddle
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Gorilla Nostrils Riddle
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Monkey Out Of A Tree Riddle
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Drunken Monkeys Riddle
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Lions Favorite Cookie Riddle
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Three Keys Riddle
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Two Thousand Pound Gorilla Riddle
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Post Your Monkey Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Monkey Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the monkey go to the doctor? Because he had a banana in his ear!
2. What do you call a monkey in a suit? A business-chimp!
3. How do monkeys make coffee? They use their ape-resso machine!
4. What did the professor say to the monkey when he was late for class? "Ape-ology accepted!"
5. Why did the monkey cross the road? To get to the banana bush on the other side!
6. How do you tell the difference between a monkey and a grape? They're both purple, except for the monkey!
7. What did the monkey say when he got into the car accident? "It wasn't my monkey-business!"
8. How do monkeys like their steak cooked? Ape-rare!
9. What has six arms, three legs, and two tails? A monkey on vacation with his weird friend!
10. Why did the monkey enter the doctor's office? To get a banana-ectomy!
11. What do you call a monkey who likes to play the guitar? A strum-panzee!
12. How do monkeys stay in shape? They exercise their b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
13. Why did the monkey join the circus? He wanted to get his hands on the ape-pearatus!
14. What did the monkey say when he won the lottery? "I'm going bananas about winning!"
15. What do you call a monkey who never stops moving? A Jitter-ape!
16. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was too banana-naged!
17. What do you call a monkey with a degree in biology? An expert on ape evolution!
18. Why did the monkey join the police force? He knew how to chimp out the bad guys!
19. How do monkeys keep their hair looking so good? They use a monkey-tress!
20. What do you call a monkey with a cold? A sneeze-simian!
21. Why did the monkey visit the restaurant? Because he heard the specials included monkey meat!
22. What do you call a monkey singing in the rain? A croon-chimp!
23. Why did the monkey build a house out of bananas? He wanted to live in a fruit-ful home!
24. What do you call a monkey with a dental problem? A tooth-tailed creature!
25. Why did the monkey break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't feeling orangutan about the relationship!
26. What do you call a monkey with a history degree? An expert on ape-historic references!
27. Why did the monkey go to the dentist? To get his smile whiter than a barrel full of bananas!
28. What do you call a monkey dressed in a tuxedo? A razzle-dazzle primate!
29. Why did the monkey laugh when he saw the banana? Because he already knew it was the peel of the litter!
30. What do you call a monkey with a degree in psychology? An expert on ape behavioral responses!
31. How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he's going to need a ladder and some interpretive dance moves!
32. Why did the monkey join the cycling team? He knew how to pedal like crazy!
33. What do you call a monkey with a sense of humor? A pun-pal primate!
34. Why did the monkey go on a diet? He realized that he was a real chimp-eater!
35. What do you call a monkey with a PhD in mathematics? An expert on ape algorithms!
36. Why did the monkey become a lifeguard? He knew how to chimp out the bad swimmers!
37. How do monkeys communicate with each other? They use small pun-bananagrams to each other!
38. Why did the monkey get a job at Walmart? He knew how to chimp out the bad customers!
39. What do you call a monkey who loves to cook? A stir-fry simian!
40. Why did the monkey go to the library? To check out the latest primate liter-a-ture!
41. How do monkeys like their tea? Served with a little bit of orangutan juice!
42. Why did the monkey go on a space mission? He wanted to see how many bananas he could fit in one small rocket!
43. What do you call a monkey with a love of science? A curious George!
44. Why did the monkey go on a vacation? To the banana republic, of course!
45. How do monkeys keep each other entertained? They play a game of pun-chunkin'!
46. Why did the monkey join the basketball team? Because he knew how to slam-dunk some bananas!
47. What do you call a monkey running for office? A bonobo for banana republic!
48. Why did the monkey go on a solo adventure? He wanted to be a lone chimp-onaut!
49. How do monkeys keep themselves clean? They always wash-drum their fur in the river!
50. What do you call a monkey who's always late? A procrastin-ape!
1. Why did the monkey go to the doctor? Because he had a banana in his ear!
2. What do you call a monkey in a suit? A business-chimp!
3. How do monkeys make coffee? They use their ape-resso machine!
4. What did the professor say to the monkey when he was late for class? "Ape-ology accepted!"
5. Why did the monkey cross the road? To get to the banana bush on the other side!
6. How do you tell the difference between a monkey and a grape? They're both purple, except for the monkey!
7. What did the monkey say when he got into the car accident? "It wasn't my monkey-business!"
8. How do monkeys like their steak cooked? Ape-rare!
9. What has six arms, three legs, and two tails? A monkey on vacation with his weird friend!
10. Why did the monkey enter the doctor's office? To get a banana-ectomy!
11. What do you call a monkey who likes to play the guitar? A strum-panzee!
12. How do monkeys stay in shape? They exercise their b-a-n-a-n-a-s!
13. Why did the monkey join the circus? He wanted to get his hands on the ape-pearatus!
14. What did the monkey say when he won the lottery? "I'm going bananas about winning!"
15. What do you call a monkey who never stops moving? A Jitter-ape!
16. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was too banana-naged!
17. What do you call a monkey with a degree in biology? An expert on ape evolution!
18. Why did the monkey join the police force? He knew how to chimp out the bad guys!
19. How do monkeys keep their hair looking so good? They use a monkey-tress!
20. What do you call a monkey with a cold? A sneeze-simian!
21. Why did the monkey visit the restaurant? Because he heard the specials included monkey meat!
22. What do you call a monkey singing in the rain? A croon-chimp!
23. Why did the monkey build a house out of bananas? He wanted to live in a fruit-ful home!
24. What do you call a monkey with a dental problem? A tooth-tailed creature!
25. Why did the monkey break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't feeling orangutan about the relationship!
26. What do you call a monkey with a history degree? An expert on ape-historic references!
27. Why did the monkey go to the dentist? To get his smile whiter than a barrel full of bananas!
28. What do you call a monkey dressed in a tuxedo? A razzle-dazzle primate!
29. Why did the monkey laugh when he saw the banana? Because he already knew it was the peel of the litter!
30. What do you call a monkey with a degree in psychology? An expert on ape behavioral responses!
31. How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he's going to need a ladder and some interpretive dance moves!
32. Why did the monkey join the cycling team? He knew how to pedal like crazy!
33. What do you call a monkey with a sense of humor? A pun-pal primate!
34. Why did the monkey go on a diet? He realized that he was a real chimp-eater!
35. What do you call a monkey with a PhD in mathematics? An expert on ape algorithms!
36. Why did the monkey become a lifeguard? He knew how to chimp out the bad swimmers!
37. How do monkeys communicate with each other? They use small pun-bananagrams to each other!
38. Why did the monkey get a job at Walmart? He knew how to chimp out the bad customers!
39. What do you call a monkey who loves to cook? A stir-fry simian!
40. Why did the monkey go to the library? To check out the latest primate liter-a-ture!
41. How do monkeys like their tea? Served with a little bit of orangutan juice!
42. Why did the monkey go on a space mission? He wanted to see how many bananas he could fit in one small rocket!
43. What do you call a monkey with a love of science? A curious George!
44. Why did the monkey go on a vacation? To the banana republic, of course!
45. How do monkeys keep each other entertained? They play a game of pun-chunkin'!
46. Why did the monkey join the basketball team? Because he knew how to slam-dunk some bananas!
47. What do you call a monkey running for office? A bonobo for banana republic!
48. Why did the monkey go on a solo adventure? He wanted to be a lone chimp-onaut!
49. How do monkeys keep themselves clean? They always wash-drum their fur in the river!
50. What do you call a monkey who's always late? A procrastin-ape!