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1. What do you get when you cross a novel and a cornfield? Corny Tales!

2. Why did the author drop her book? She just couldn't put it down!

3. How do you organize a space-themed bookshelf? You planet!

4. What did the book say to the pencil? Write on, my friend!

5. How do you catch a squirrel reading a book? Up-tree, where the library branches out!

6. Why did the book join Twitter? To follow its favorite characters!

7. What did the bookworm say when he met a centipede? "I've got nothing on you!"

8. Why was the book always tired? It just couldn't get to the end of its chapter!

9. What's the best way to make a book laugh? Read it a joke a page!

10. How does a book introduce itself? "I'm open to anything!"

11. What do you call a book with a happy ending? A fairytale!

12. How do you know if a book is a good listener? It has a spine!

13. What do you get when you cross a book with a lightning bolt? A shockingly good read!

14. Why did the book go to the doctor? It had a spine problem!

15. What did the book do at the party? It made some great novel-tea!

16. Why was the book always lonely? It just couldn't find its cover mate!

17. How do you know if a book is a space opera? It has a star-studded cast!

18. Why did the book want to be a detective? So it could solve the mystery of the missing bookmark!

19. How do you make a book happy? Give it a spine tingling read!

20. What did the book say to the pen? "Let's ink about it!"

21. Why did the book join a gym? It wanted to work on its core story muscles!

22. How do you know if a book is a mystery? It keeps you guessing what's on the next page!

23. What did the book say when it was feeling down? "I'm just going through a bad chapter!"

24. Why did the book fall asleep at the beach? It was reading a sand paper back novel!

25. How do you know if a book is a classic? It has timeless appeal!

26. What do you call a book that's always on time? A well-timed read!

27. How do you make a book smile? Put a cover on its face!

28. What did the book say when it was sad? "I need a good spine tingling!"

29. Why did the book cross the road? To get to the library on the other side!

30. How do you know if a book is a bestseller? It reads like a page-turner!

31. Why was the book always hungry? It had an insatiable appetite for knowledge!

32. What do you call a book that's afraid of the dark? A spine-chilling read!

33. How do you know if a book loves you? It always has a heart on its sleeve!

34. Why did the book feel like a fish out of water? It was a e-book!

35. How do you know if a book is a romance? It has a love story that leaps off the page!

36. What did the book do when it won an award? It wrote a novel-acceptance speech!

37. Why did the book want to become a teacher? So it could keep turning new pages!

38. How do you make a book stop crying? Write a happy ending!

39. What did the book say to the librarian? "I'm overdue for some attention!"

40. How do you know if a book is a thriller? It keeps you on the edge of your seat!

41. Why did the book feel like a square peg in a round hole? It was a graphic novel!

42. How do you know if a book is a biography? It reads like a life story!

43. What did the book say when it was feeling blue? "I just need a novel-cation!"

44. Why did the book go to the doctor again? It had a case of bookworms!

45. How do you make a book feel loved? Give it a spine tingling review!

46. What do you get when you cross a book with a dictionary? A well-read book!

47. How do you make a book rich? Fill it with priceless ideas!

48. What do you call a book that shares its feelings? A paperback and tell!

49. How do you know if a book is a horror story? It'll make your spine crawl!

50. Why did the book want to become an artist? So it could illustrate all its imaginative ideas!
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