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1. Why did the bear bring toilet paper to the campsite? Because he wanted to "bear" all the necessities.



2. What do you call a camper who's afraid of the dark? A "flash"lightweight.



3. Why did the snail bring his own tent? Because he wanted to "shell"-ter himself.



4. What did the tree say to the camper? "Leaf" me alone!



5. Why was the camping stove so tired? Because it had been "burned"-ing the midnight oil.



6. What did the ranger say when he caught the running spider? "Slow" down there, partner!



7. Why did the squirrel bring his own blanket to the campfire? Because it was "nut"-s cold outside.



8. What do you call a group of camping birds? A "flock"-up of campers.



9. What do you call a scout whose tent was blown away in the wind? A "tent"-ative camper.



10. Why did the ant pack his own snacks for camping? So he wouldn't have to "bug" his friends for food.



11. What did the mushroom say to the camper? "Spore" the details of your trip!



12. Why did the mosquito bring a map to the campsite? So she could "mos"e"quit"-o around easily.



13. What do you call a campsite without any trees? "Bare"-ly a campsite.



14. Why did the camper bring his own shower curtain? So he could have a "scenic" shower.



15. What did the bee say to the camper? "Hive" a good day!



16. Why did the caterpillar bring a sleeping bag to the campsite? So he could cocoon himself.



17. What do you call a camper who only uses natural materials for shelter? An "earthy" camper.



18. Why did the camper bring his own pillow to the campfire? So he could "rest" easy.



19. What do you call a camping spider who can't pitch a tent? A "web"-less camper.



20. Why did the snake bring his own tent to the campsite? So he could "rattle" around in peace.



21. What did the chipmunk say when he saw the camper's tent? "Ah nuts!".



22. Why did the camper bring his own fishing gear? So he could cast a "reel" spell on the fish.



23. What do you call a camping trip without s'mores? A "graham"-less experience.



24. Why did the camper bring a compass to the campsite? To make sure he wasn't "directionally challenged".



25. What did the skunk say when he saw the camper's tent? "That stinks!".



26. Why did the camper bring his own coffee maker? So he wouldn't have to wait for a "latte".



27. What do you call a group of camping llamas? A "pack"-of-derms.



28. Why did the beetle bring his own tent to the campsite? So he could "beetle" around in the dark.



29. What did the bear say when he saw the camper's tent? "That looks "paw-some"!



30. Why did the camper bring his own hammock to the campsite? So he could "hang" around.



31. What do you call a camping trip with a lot of mosquitoes? "Blood"-sucking fun.



32. Why did the camper bring his own lawn chair to the campsite? So he could "sit" around the fire.



33. What did the raccoon say when he saw the camper's cooler? "Looks like you're having a "raccoon-tous" time!



34. Why did the camper bring his own bug spray? So he wouldn't have to "swat" flies.



35. What do you call a camping trip with a lot of rain? A "wet"-and-wild time.



36. Why did the antelope bring his own tent to the campsite? So he could "antelop" away from everyone else.



37. What did the firefly say when he saw the camper's lantern? "That's bright!"



38. Why did the camper bring his own compass to the campsite? So he could always have a "point" of reference.



39. What do you call a camping trip with no campfire? "Burning"-out early.



40. Why did the camper bring his own guitar to the campsite? So he could "strum" up some fun.



41. What did the snake say to the camper? "I hope I don't "coil" you!"



42. Why did the camper bring his own books to the campsite? So he could have a "wild" adventure.



43. What do you call a camping trip with no hiking? A "lazy"-outdoor experience.



44. Why did the camper bring his own binoculars? So he could "spy" on wildlife.



45. What did the toad say when he saw the camper's tent? "Ribbit" your campfire will be out soon!



46. Why did the camper bring his own game set? So he could have a "camp"etition with his friends.



47. What do you call a camping trip with no swimming? A "dry" experience.



48. Why did the camper bring his own cooler to the campsite? So he could have a "cooler" time.



49. What did the owl say when he saw the camper's lantern? "Who" needs night vision?



50. Why did the camper bring his own camera to the campsite? To capture all the "snap"shots of his trip.
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