Father And Son Camping Trip
One night a father and his son went camping.The next day they returned. Who went camping and who stayed home?
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Night is actually a homophone for knight so the knight stayed home and the father and son went camping! Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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4 Men Camping Riddle
4 men went camping. They decided to go for a hike. They brought one umbrella but when they came back to the camp. None of their clothes are wet. How did it not get wet?
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Sam And Angela's Camping Trip
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Angela first lit one mosquito coil at both ends and then lit the other on only one side. The coil which had been lit on both ends finished burning in one-half hour. At that point the second mosquito coil had one-half hour left to burn. Angela lit the second coil at the other end, and it finished burning fifteen minutes later. (45 minutes total) Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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One Match Riddle
You walk into a room with only one match. You must light a lantern, a gas stove, the pilot light of a water heater and a fire in a fire place. What do you light first?
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Camping On Sunday Riddle
A man went on a camping trip on his horse. He left on Sunday and came back on Sunday but he went away for 10 days. How can this be?
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A Bear In The Wilderness Riddle
You are out camping in the wilderness. You are awakened by a rustling noise. You go outside and see a bear outside your tent. You run 1 mile south, 1 mile west, and 1 mile north, to return to your camp which has been destroyed. What color is the bear?
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The bear is white because the only place where u can run 1 mile south, one mile west and one mile north and return to the same location is the north pole. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The Longest Camping Trip Riddle
A group of campers have been on vacation so long, that they've forgotten the day of the week. The following conversation ensues.
Darryl: What's the day? I dont think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
Darryl: What's the day? I dont think it is Thursday, Friday or Saturday.
Tracy: Well that doesn't narrow it down much. Yesterday was Sunday.
Melissa: Yesterday wasn't Sunday, tomorrow is Sunday.
Ben: The day after tomorrow is Saturday.
Adrienne: The day before yesterday was Thursday.
Susie: Tomorrow is Saturday.
David: I know that the day after tomorrow is not Friday.
If only one person's statement is true, what day of the week is it?
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It is Wednesday. If it was any other day of the week, more than one statement would be true. To solve the riddle, evaluate each person's statement and write down what day it could be according to the statement. David's statement indicates it could be any day of the week except for Wednesday. When you list the days that it could be according to everyone's statement, it turns out Wednesday is the day mentioned only one time. Darryl: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, or Wednesday Tracy: Monday Melissa: Saturday Ben: Thursday Adrienne: Saturday Susie: Friday David: Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, Friday or Saturday Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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One Big Family Riddle
Four people are sitting around a campfire after a long day of recreation, when one man comments: "Do you realize that around this campfire, the four of us include a mother, father, brother, sister, son, daughter, niece, nephew, aunt, uncle and a couple cousins"?. If everyone is related by blood (with no unusual marriages) how is this possible?
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The campfire circle includes a woman and her brother. The woman's daughter and the man's son are also present. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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I Help You Find Your Way Riddle
I have a magnet but I dont stick to metal
I have a needle but I cant sew
I sometimes have scales but I cant weigh anything
I help you find your way but Im not a map
I have N E W S on me but Im not a TV
What am I?
I have a needle but I cant sew
I sometimes have scales but I cant weigh anything
I help you find your way but Im not a map
I have N E W S on me but Im not a TV
What am I?
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The Campfires Riddle
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Camping Octopuses Riddle
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1. Why did the bear bring toilet paper to the campsite? Because he wanted to "bear" all the necessities.
2. What do you call a camper who's afraid of the dark? A "flash"lightweight.
3. Why did the snail bring his own tent? Because he wanted to "shell"-ter himself.
4. What did the tree say to the camper? "Leaf" me alone!
5. Why was the camping stove so tired? Because it had been "burned"-ing the midnight oil.
6. What did the ranger say when he caught the running spider? "Slow" down there, partner!
7. Why did the squirrel bring his own blanket to the campfire? Because it was "nut"-s cold outside.
8. What do you call a group of camping birds? A "flock"-up of campers.
9. What do you call a scout whose tent was blown away in the wind? A "tent"-ative camper.
10. Why did the ant pack his own snacks for camping? So he wouldn't have to "bug" his friends for food.
11. What did the mushroom say to the camper? "Spore" the details of your trip!
12. Why did the mosquito bring a map to the campsite? So she could "mos"e"quit"-o around easily.
13. What do you call a campsite without any trees? "Bare"-ly a campsite.
14. Why did the camper bring his own shower curtain? So he could have a "scenic" shower.
15. What did the bee say to the camper? "Hive" a good day!
16. Why did the caterpillar bring a sleeping bag to the campsite? So he could cocoon himself.
17. What do you call a camper who only uses natural materials for shelter? An "earthy" camper.
18. Why did the camper bring his own pillow to the campfire? So he could "rest" easy.
19. What do you call a camping spider who can't pitch a tent? A "web"-less camper.
20. Why did the snake bring his own tent to the campsite? So he could "rattle" around in peace.
21. What did the chipmunk say when he saw the camper's tent? "Ah nuts!".
22. Why did the camper bring his own fishing gear? So he could cast a "reel" spell on the fish.
23. What do you call a camping trip without s'mores? A "graham"-less experience.
24. Why did the camper bring a compass to the campsite? To make sure he wasn't "directionally challenged".
25. What did the skunk say when he saw the camper's tent? "That stinks!".
26. Why did the camper bring his own coffee maker? So he wouldn't have to wait for a "latte".
27. What do you call a group of camping llamas? A "pack"-of-derms.
28. Why did the beetle bring his own tent to the campsite? So he could "beetle" around in the dark.
29. What did the bear say when he saw the camper's tent? "That looks "paw-some"!
30. Why did the camper bring his own hammock to the campsite? So he could "hang" around.
31. What do you call a camping trip with a lot of mosquitoes? "Blood"-sucking fun.
32. Why did the camper bring his own lawn chair to the campsite? So he could "sit" around the fire.
33. What did the raccoon say when he saw the camper's cooler? "Looks like you're having a "raccoon-tous" time!
34. Why did the camper bring his own bug spray? So he wouldn't have to "swat" flies.
35. What do you call a camping trip with a lot of rain? A "wet"-and-wild time.
36. Why did the antelope bring his own tent to the campsite? So he could "antelop" away from everyone else.
37. What did the firefly say when he saw the camper's lantern? "That's bright!"
38. Why did the camper bring his own compass to the campsite? So he could always have a "point" of reference.
39. What do you call a camping trip with no campfire? "Burning"-out early.
40. Why did the camper bring his own guitar to the campsite? So he could "strum" up some fun.
41. What did the snake say to the camper? "I hope I don't "coil" you!"
42. Why did the camper bring his own books to the campsite? So he could have a "wild" adventure.
43. What do you call a camping trip with no hiking? A "lazy"-outdoor experience.
44. Why did the camper bring his own binoculars? So he could "spy" on wildlife.
45. What did the toad say when he saw the camper's tent? "Ribbit" your campfire will be out soon!
46. Why did the camper bring his own game set? So he could have a "camp"etition with his friends.
47. What do you call a camping trip with no swimming? A "dry" experience.
48. Why did the camper bring his own cooler to the campsite? So he could have a "cooler" time.
49. What did the owl say when he saw the camper's lantern? "Who" needs night vision?
50. Why did the camper bring his own camera to the campsite? To capture all the "snap"shots of his trip.
1. Why did the bear bring toilet paper to the campsite? Because he wanted to "bear" all the necessities.
2. What do you call a camper who's afraid of the dark? A "flash"lightweight.
3. Why did the snail bring his own tent? Because he wanted to "shell"-ter himself.
4. What did the tree say to the camper? "Leaf" me alone!
5. Why was the camping stove so tired? Because it had been "burned"-ing the midnight oil.
6. What did the ranger say when he caught the running spider? "Slow" down there, partner!
7. Why did the squirrel bring his own blanket to the campfire? Because it was "nut"-s cold outside.
8. What do you call a group of camping birds? A "flock"-up of campers.
9. What do you call a scout whose tent was blown away in the wind? A "tent"-ative camper.
10. Why did the ant pack his own snacks for camping? So he wouldn't have to "bug" his friends for food.
11. What did the mushroom say to the camper? "Spore" the details of your trip!
12. Why did the mosquito bring a map to the campsite? So she could "mos"e"quit"-o around easily.
13. What do you call a campsite without any trees? "Bare"-ly a campsite.
14. Why did the camper bring his own shower curtain? So he could have a "scenic" shower.
15. What did the bee say to the camper? "Hive" a good day!
16. Why did the caterpillar bring a sleeping bag to the campsite? So he could cocoon himself.
17. What do you call a camper who only uses natural materials for shelter? An "earthy" camper.
18. Why did the camper bring his own pillow to the campfire? So he could "rest" easy.
19. What do you call a camping spider who can't pitch a tent? A "web"-less camper.
20. Why did the snake bring his own tent to the campsite? So he could "rattle" around in peace.
21. What did the chipmunk say when he saw the camper's tent? "Ah nuts!".
22. Why did the camper bring his own fishing gear? So he could cast a "reel" spell on the fish.
23. What do you call a camping trip without s'mores? A "graham"-less experience.
24. Why did the camper bring a compass to the campsite? To make sure he wasn't "directionally challenged".
25. What did the skunk say when he saw the camper's tent? "That stinks!".
26. Why did the camper bring his own coffee maker? So he wouldn't have to wait for a "latte".
27. What do you call a group of camping llamas? A "pack"-of-derms.
28. Why did the beetle bring his own tent to the campsite? So he could "beetle" around in the dark.
29. What did the bear say when he saw the camper's tent? "That looks "paw-some"!
30. Why did the camper bring his own hammock to the campsite? So he could "hang" around.
31. What do you call a camping trip with a lot of mosquitoes? "Blood"-sucking fun.
32. Why did the camper bring his own lawn chair to the campsite? So he could "sit" around the fire.
33. What did the raccoon say when he saw the camper's cooler? "Looks like you're having a "raccoon-tous" time!
34. Why did the camper bring his own bug spray? So he wouldn't have to "swat" flies.
35. What do you call a camping trip with a lot of rain? A "wet"-and-wild time.
36. Why did the antelope bring his own tent to the campsite? So he could "antelop" away from everyone else.
37. What did the firefly say when he saw the camper's lantern? "That's bright!"
38. Why did the camper bring his own compass to the campsite? So he could always have a "point" of reference.
39. What do you call a camping trip with no campfire? "Burning"-out early.
40. Why did the camper bring his own guitar to the campsite? So he could "strum" up some fun.
41. What did the snake say to the camper? "I hope I don't "coil" you!"
42. Why did the camper bring his own books to the campsite? So he could have a "wild" adventure.
43. What do you call a camping trip with no hiking? A "lazy"-outdoor experience.
44. Why did the camper bring his own binoculars? So he could "spy" on wildlife.
45. What did the toad say when he saw the camper's tent? "Ribbit" your campfire will be out soon!
46. Why did the camper bring his own game set? So he could have a "camp"etition with his friends.
47. What do you call a camping trip with no swimming? A "dry" experience.
48. Why did the camper bring his own cooler to the campsite? So he could have a "cooler" time.
49. What did the owl say when he saw the camper's lantern? "Who" needs night vision?
50. Why did the camper bring his own camera to the campsite? To capture all the "snap"shots of his trip.