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Clean Riddles
Clean riddles are an awesome educational tool for anyone. School aged children and adults like to have good clean fun will certainly find these enjoyable.

By the time you reach adulthood, it is very likely that you have heard a great amount of riddles that were able to rack your brain as a kid growing up. We have taken all of the clean classic riddles that are similar to the good brain teasers you have heard growing up and placed them here.

This group is suitable for all ages, and ranges in difficulty. Though there aren't many toilsome riddles here, there is still a good amount of difficulty in each one.

Also, please share any clean riddles that you have in the "Post Your Own Riddles" box below.

What Has Many Varied Sizes Riddle

Hint:
Shoes! A shoe comes in all sizes but is always one equal to your foot.
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What Lives In A Tiny House All Alone Riddle

Hint:
An unborn chick in an egg.
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What Increases The More It Is Shared By Others Riddle

Hint:
Happiness
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What Breaks Yet Never Falls Riddle

Hint:
Day and night
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What Gets Bigger The More You Take From It Riddle

Hint:
A Hole
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What Splits Itself Before Splitting Riddle

Hint:
Lightning. It looks like it's splitting apart in the sky, and trees are split in half when struck by lightning
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What Makes Up A Square With Edges Like A Knife Riddle

Hint: Just remember, always look on the bright side of life.
A stamp.
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I Can Be The Sun Sand And A Bird Riddle

Hint:
A clock (sundial, hourglass and cuckoo clock).
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One, Two, Three Riddle

Hint:
The check mark.

"Check, one, two ,three."
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Point In Every Direction Riddle

Hint:
Your finger.
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Keeps Returning Riddle

Hint:
A Boomerang
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Thousands Of Letters Riddle

Hint:
Post Office
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Always At Home Even On The Move Riddle

Hint:
A turtle
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Bind It And It Walks Riddle

Hint:
A Sandal
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Jumping To Your Hearts Delight Riddle

Hint:
A trampoline riddles
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Post Your Clean Riddles Puns Below

Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Clean Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.

1. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!



2. What did the grape say to the watermelon? You're one in a melon!



3. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!



4. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!



5. Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide!



6. Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.



7. What do you call a cat wearing a suit of armor? Sir-Purr!



8. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb up a tree and act like a nut!



9. What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? A maybe!



10. Why did the dog bring toilet paper to the party? Because he was a party pooper!



11. What do you call a snow monster with a six-pack of abs? An abdominal snowman!



12. Why did the giraffe break up with his girlfriend? She was a real stretch!



13. What do you call a snowman that can walk on water? Frosty the miracle!



14. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!



15. What do you call an alligator detective? An investi-gator!



16. Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn't peeling well!



17. What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!



18. Why did the grapefruit break up with the orange? It could never juice commit!



19. How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill!



20. Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!



21. What do you call a plant that travels a lot? Fern-Globe!



22. Why do they call it a "beautiful" day? Because "sun-rific" would sound weird!



23. What do you call a bear that's always alone? A single-berry!



24. Why did the gardener quit his job? Because the celery wasn't high enough!



25. How do you catch a rabbit? Hide behind a tree and make a carrot noise!



26. What do you call a dinosaur that's afraid of everything? A scared-asaurus!



27. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!



28. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No-eyed deer!



29. Why did the chicken join the band? To make some drum-sticks!



30. What do you call a snobbish criminal going down stairs? A con-descending!



31. Why did the sushi break up with the soy sauce? It was too salty!



32. What do you call a crocodile that never gets sick? An immune-dial!



33. Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged!



34. What do you call a horse that can play the piano? A pian-equine!



35. Why did the baker quit his job? Because he kneaded a break!



36. What did one wall say to another? "I'll meet you at the corner!"



37. Why did the chicken go to the seance? To talk to Colonel Sanders!



38. What do you call a tree that has a lot of friends? A social tree!



39. Why did the pirate go to the Apple Store? To buy an iPatch!



40. What do you call a grape that's really happy? A grape-full!



41. Why did the guitar teacher tell his students to face the music? Because it has the notes they need!



42. What do you call a dinosaur with a big vocabulary? A thesaurus!



43. Why did the snowman go to the desert? To see the sand-man!



44. What do you call a sheep that can sing? A ewe-nique!



45. Why did the vegan break up with the tomato? It was just a little too saucy!



46. What do you call a snail that's really fast? A rocket-snail!



47. Why did the robber use a ladder? Because the bank had high interest rates!



48. What do you call a bird who's always losing things? A tou-can't find!



49. Why did the scarecrow go on a diet? He wanted to improve his straw figure!



50. What do you call a bear that's always on the go? A bear with a sense of ursine-ality!
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