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1. What do you call a vampire who always makes excuses? A blood liar.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with.
3. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They prefer to lift their own spirits.
4. Why did the mummy go on a vacation? To unwind and unravel.
5. What do you call a ghost that's always on the go? A spook-tourist.
6. Why don't zombies run? They don't want to spill their brains.
7. What do you call a cemetery that's always busy? A grave-yard.
8. Why was the werewolf invited to the party? He was a howling success.
9. What do you call bats that dance around at night? Disco-bats.
10. Why did the witch cancel her appointment with the dentist? She was afraid of being hexed-a-dental.
11. What do you call a vampire that's a bad listener? A blood-ignorant.
12. Why did the skeleton refuse to lend his friend a hand? He didn't have one to spare.
13. Why was the ghost such a bad liar? You could see right through him.
14. What do you call a zombie that's afraid of the dark? A night-light eater.
15. Why did the ghost take up skydiving? He wanted to lift his spirits.
16. What do you call a skeleton that can't keep a secret? A marrow-mouth.
17. Why did the mummy refuse to swim in the river? He didn't want to be unwrapped by the current.
18. What does a vampire use to get a good night's sleep? A coffin.
19. Why did the werewolf go to the movie theater alone? He didn't want to howl along.
20. What do you call a ghost that's always working out? A flexorcist.
21. Why did Dracula start a vegetable garden? He wanted to count chia seeds instead of sheep.
22. What do you call a cemetery that's full of comedians? A grave-humor.
23. Why did the zombie stop being a vegetarian? He wanted more brains.
24. What does a skeleton use to drive a car? A clavicle-key.
25. Why did the ghost have to take a rain check on the party? He got cold feet.
26. What do you call a vampire that's always in a hurry? A blood-rusher.
27. Why did the werewolf wear a turtleneck sweater? To hide his hairy neck.
28. What do you call a zombie that's always dancing? A disco-dead.
29. Why did the skeleton go to the party dressed in a tuxedo? He wanted to bone up on his social skills.
30. What do you call a ghost that's always eating candy? A ghoulish-snickers.
31. What does a vampire use to clean his teeth? Fang-brush.
32. Why was the witch bad at cooking? She kept witch-ing the recipe.
33. What do you call a zombie that's always angry? A rage-a-corpse.
34. Why did the mummy want to get a job in construction? He heard they needed more wrappings.
35. What does a skeleton use to play tennis? A wrist-bone.
36. Why did the ghost go to the store? To buy some booberries.
37. What do you call a vampire that's always counting his money? A cash-sucker.
38. Why was the werewolf so good at basketball? He had killer jump-shots.
39. What does a zombie use to write his grocery list? A brain-storm.
40. Why did the skeleton go to therapy? He had a bone to pick.
41. What do you call a ghost that's always thirsty? A spirit drinker.
42. Why was the mummy so good at math? He could count on his fingers and toes.
43. What does a vampire use to brush his hair? A bat-brush.
44. Why did the werewolf go to the beach? He wanted to catch some moon-rays.
45. What do you call a zombie that's always sleeping? A dead-tired.
46. Why was the ghost such a slow driver? He had no engine to rev.
47. What does a skeleton use to clean his house? A sweep-bone.
48. Why did the witch try to sell her broomstick? She wanted to sweep the market.
49. What do you call a vampire that's always in a bad mood? A bat-tempered.
50. Why did the werewolf wear sunglasses at night? To hide his glowing eyes.
1. What do you call a vampire who always makes excuses? A blood liar.
2. Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? Because he had no body to go with.
3. Why don't ghosts use elevators? They prefer to lift their own spirits.
4. Why did the mummy go on a vacation? To unwind and unravel.
5. What do you call a ghost that's always on the go? A spook-tourist.
6. Why don't zombies run? They don't want to spill their brains.
7. What do you call a cemetery that's always busy? A grave-yard.
8. Why was the werewolf invited to the party? He was a howling success.
9. What do you call bats that dance around at night? Disco-bats.
10. Why did the witch cancel her appointment with the dentist? She was afraid of being hexed-a-dental.
11. What do you call a vampire that's a bad listener? A blood-ignorant.
12. Why did the skeleton refuse to lend his friend a hand? He didn't have one to spare.
13. Why was the ghost such a bad liar? You could see right through him.
14. What do you call a zombie that's afraid of the dark? A night-light eater.
15. Why did the ghost take up skydiving? He wanted to lift his spirits.
16. What do you call a skeleton that can't keep a secret? A marrow-mouth.
17. Why did the mummy refuse to swim in the river? He didn't want to be unwrapped by the current.
18. What does a vampire use to get a good night's sleep? A coffin.
19. Why did the werewolf go to the movie theater alone? He didn't want to howl along.
20. What do you call a ghost that's always working out? A flexorcist.
21. Why did Dracula start a vegetable garden? He wanted to count chia seeds instead of sheep.
22. What do you call a cemetery that's full of comedians? A grave-humor.
23. Why did the zombie stop being a vegetarian? He wanted more brains.
24. What does a skeleton use to drive a car? A clavicle-key.
25. Why did the ghost have to take a rain check on the party? He got cold feet.
26. What do you call a vampire that's always in a hurry? A blood-rusher.
27. Why did the werewolf wear a turtleneck sweater? To hide his hairy neck.
28. What do you call a zombie that's always dancing? A disco-dead.
29. Why did the skeleton go to the party dressed in a tuxedo? He wanted to bone up on his social skills.
30. What do you call a ghost that's always eating candy? A ghoulish-snickers.
31. What does a vampire use to clean his teeth? Fang-brush.
32. Why was the witch bad at cooking? She kept witch-ing the recipe.
33. What do you call a zombie that's always angry? A rage-a-corpse.
34. Why did the mummy want to get a job in construction? He heard they needed more wrappings.
35. What does a skeleton use to play tennis? A wrist-bone.
36. Why did the ghost go to the store? To buy some booberries.
37. What do you call a vampire that's always counting his money? A cash-sucker.
38. Why was the werewolf so good at basketball? He had killer jump-shots.
39. What does a zombie use to write his grocery list? A brain-storm.
40. Why did the skeleton go to therapy? He had a bone to pick.
41. What do you call a ghost that's always thirsty? A spirit drinker.
42. Why was the mummy so good at math? He could count on his fingers and toes.
43. What does a vampire use to brush his hair? A bat-brush.
44. Why did the werewolf go to the beach? He wanted to catch some moon-rays.
45. What do you call a zombie that's always sleeping? A dead-tired.
46. Why was the ghost such a slow driver? He had no engine to rev.
47. What does a skeleton use to clean his house? A sweep-bone.
48. Why did the witch try to sell her broomstick? She wanted to sweep the market.
49. What do you call a vampire that's always in a bad mood? A bat-tempered.
50. Why did the werewolf wear sunglasses at night? To hide his glowing eyes.