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1. What door is always open? The door to opportunity!

2. What do you call a door that's always happy? A jolly hinge!

3. Why did the door refuse to open? It didn't want to let anyone down!

4. What do you call a door that can never make up its mind? A swinging dilemma!

5. Why did the door run away from the house? It was framed for a crime it didn't commit!

6. What do you call a door that's not feeling well? A creaky sickness!

7. What's the difference between a door and a chicken? One has hinges and the other has legs!

8. Why did the door have to go to the chiropractor? It had a broken hinge!

9. Why did the door decide to seek therapy? It had a lot of emotional baggage!

10. What do you call a door that's always telling jokes? A pun-derful entrance!

11. What do you call a door that's really good at math? A numerical doorway!

12. Why did the door go to the gym? It wanted to work on its core strength!

13. What do you call a door that's always running late? A procrastinating portal!

14. Why did the door cross the street? To get to the other side of the hinge!

15. What's a door's favorite fruit? A-jam in the key of B-flat!

16. What do you call a door that's both strong and intelligent? A smart-hinge!

17. Why did the door take a shower? It was feeling a little rusty!

18. What do you call a door that's always curious? An inquisitive entrance!

19. Why did the door feel sad? It had been shut out of the conversation!

20. What do you call a door that's always prepared? A hinge with a plan!

21. Why did the door feel embarrassed? It had been caught squeaking in front of its crush!

22. What do you call a door that's really good at telling stories? A tale-gate!

23. Why did the door join a band? It heard there was a lot of jamming in the musical scene!

24. What's a door's favorite type of music? Something with a good beat!

25. Why did the door feel relieved? It finally found its key match!

26. What do you call a door that's really into meditation? A zen-entrance!

27. Why did the door refuse to let anyone in? It was having a quiet reflection time!

28. What do you call a door that's always singing? A melody-hinge!

29. Why did the door decide to go back to school? It wanted to get a handle on things!

30. What do you call a door that's really good at solving problems? A solution portal!

31. Why did the door feel anxious? It had heard that the hinges were going to be greased!

32. What do you call a door that's always positive? An optimistic entrance!

33. Why did the door feel frustrated? It was stuck in a rut!

34. What do you call a door that's always asking questions? A curious portal!

35. Why did the door throw a party? It wanted to have a hinge-fest!

36. What do you call a door with a lot of attitude? A sassy entrance!

37. Why did the door decide to go on a diet? It was feeling a little heavy!

38. What do you call a door that's always in a rush? A speedy portal!

39. Why did the door break up with the window? It couldn't handle the pane!

40. What do you call a door that's really good at telling jokes? A punch-line entrance!

41. Why did the door play soccer? It enjoyed the thrill of the hinge-kick!

42. What do you call a door that's always worried? A fretting entrance!

43. Why did the door go to the movies by itself? It heard that hinges can be very independent!

44. What do you call a door that's really into politics? A bipartisan portal!

45. Why did the door decide to run for office? It was tired of being just a door-mat!

46. What do you call a door that's really into fitness? A gym-entrance!

47. Why did the door feel relieved? It finally got a handle on things!

48. What do you call a door that's always in style? A fashionable entrance!

49. Why did the door go to a therapist? It wanted to work on its boundary issues!

50. What do you call a door that's really good at finding things? A search-hinge!
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