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Parents Riddles with Answers

Parents Riddles
Whether you're a parent looking for riddles or you're just looking for general riddles pertaining to parenting our collection of parent riddles should get the job done.

Being a parent isn't an easy job, yes it will be stressful at times but it also will be exciting and adventurous. There are many different meanings and ideas of what being a parent really is but ultimately it means loving your children more than you love yourself.

Two Mothers Two Daughters Riddle

Hint:
There are only 3 people
There's a grandmother her daughter and granddaughter.
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Just Like Dad Riddle

Hint:
A chimp off the old block!
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Naming Burgers Riddle

Hint:
Patty!
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Unexpected Visitors Riddle

Hint:
The door. You have to let them in for breakfast!
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Wipe Your Feet Riddle

Hint:
A doormat.
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Crying Grapes Riddle

Hint:
Because their parents were in a jam!
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Daddy Chimney Riddle

Hint:
You're too little to smoke!
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If We Did Not Exist Riddle

Hint:
Parents
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Rides At The Fair Riddle

Hint:
A married-go-round! (Merry go round)
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Christmas Carol Riddle

Hint:
Silent night!
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Without A Hump Riddle

Hint:
Humphrey! (hump free)
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Ghost Mom And Dad Riddle

Hint:
Transparents!
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Boring Parents Riddle

Hint:
Because they are "groan" ups. (Grown ups)
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Kidnapped In Iraq Riddle

Hint:
A Baghdad
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No Longer In Eden Riddle

Hint:
Your mother ate us out of house and home.
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1. Why did the dad bring a ladder to the park? Because he wanted to see the "slide" from a different angle.



2. How did the mom know her child was becoming a dinosaur? He kept "raptor"-ing his arms around.



3. Why did the parents bring a ruler to bed? To see how "long" they slept.



4. What did the dad say when he found out his child ate all the glue? "That's one sticky situation."



5. Why did the mom give her child a toy boat before bath time? To help him "sail" away on a bubble bath adventure.



6. How did the dad prepare for a game of catch with his child? He "mitt"-igated the risk of dropping the ball.



7. Why did the parents decide to home-school their child? They didn't want him to "school" down the wrong path.



8. How did the mom know her child was turning into a clown? He kept "jest"-ering about everything.



9. What did the dad say when his child asked him for a dollar? "Let me check my "buck"-et."



10. Why did the parents hire a magician for their child's birthday party? To make sure the "abra-cadabra" was extra special.



11. How did the mom react when her child said he wanted to be a doctor when he grew up? She said, "you must have a lot of "patience" to be a doctor."



12. Why did the dad always bring an extra pair of pants to dinner? He didn't want to get "sauce-ered."



13. How did the parents know their child was going to be an artist? He was always "drawing" attention to himself.



14. Why did the mom give her child a helmet before going to play mini-golf? She wanted to make sure he was "fore"-safe.



15. How did the dad know his child was becoming a pirate? He kept saying "aye, aye, me hearties!"



16. Why did the parents give their child a telescope for Christmas? So he could "sea" the stars.



17. What did the mom say when her child asked if he could go outside in the rain? "Sure, but don't get "soaked"!"



18. Why did the dad wear superhero pajamas to bed? He wanted to "save" the day in his dreams.



19. How did the parents know their child was becoming a chef? He kept "baking" up excuses to skip school.



20. Why did the mom give her child a bunch of balloons on his birthday? She wanted to make sure he had a "balloon-tastic" day.



21. How did the dad know his child was becoming a cowboy? He kept saying "yee-haw" in his sleep.



22. Why did the parents buy their child a new bike? They wanted to "cycle" through life with him.



23. What did the mom say when her child asked for a pet lion? "I don't think we have enough "mane" space."



24. Why did the dad bring a chef's hat to the barbecue? He wanted to be the "grill-master."



25. How did the parents know their child was becoming a writer? He was always "penciling" in his thoughts.



26. Why did the mom give her child a pair of scissors and paper? To "cut" the boredom of a rainy day.



27. How did the dad know his child was becoming an astronaut? He kept "space"-ing out during dinner.



28. What did the parents say when their child asked for a new toy? "Maybe we can "play-it-by-ear."



29. Why did the mom give her child a map and compass? She wanted him to "navigate" through his fears.



30. How did the dad know his child was becoming a superhero? He kept wearing a cape to school.



31. What did the mom say when her child asked for a cookie before dinner? "You can have one, but don't "crumb"-le on the carpet!"



32. Why did the dad always bring a camera to family events? He wanted to "capture" the memories.



33. How did the parents know their child was becoming a scientist? He was always "experimenting" with different ideas.



34. Why did the mom give her child a flashlight before bed? To "light" up his dreams.



35. How did the dad know his child was becoming a race car driver? He kept saying "vroom, vroom!"



36. Why did the parents give their child a box of crayons and a coloring book? To "brighten" up his day.



37. What did the mom say when her child asked for a glass of milk? "I don't think we have enough "moo"-la for that."



38. Why did the dad always bring a pillow to the movies? He wanted to "cushion" himself during the scary scenes.



39. How did the parents know their child was becoming a musician? He was always "playing" around with different instruments.



40. Why did the mom give her child a pumpkin for Halloween? To "gourd" him in the right direction.



41. How did the dad know his child was becoming an architect? He kept "building" the most amazing towers with his blocks.



42. Why did the parents give their child a puzzle to solve? To "piece" together his problem-solving skills.



43. What did the mom say when her child asked for a snack? "I think we're "snack-ing" a little too much lately!"



44. Why did the dad bring a book to the beach? He wanted to "tide" himself over during the long wait on the shore.



45. How did the parents know their child was becoming a dancer? He was always "twirling" around the house.



46. Why did the mom give her child a fan during a heatwave? To "cool" him down during the hot summer days.



47. How did the dad know his child was becoming a chef? He kept "stir"-ring up the kitchen with his delicious recipes.



48. Why did the parents give their child a camera for his birthday? To "snap" plenty of pictures of his favorite moments.



49. What did the mom say when her child asked for a glass of water? "I think it's time to "water"- our plants instead!"



50. Why did the dad always bring a spare tire in the car? He wanted to "wheel"-ly be prepared for any road blocks.
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