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Riddles and Answers © 2023
Listed below are some of the finest brain teasers we could find that relate to fathers or fatherhood in any way.
These are a funny bunch of riddles and do not boast a ridiculous amount of difficulty, but be assured you and the family can get some enjoyment from them. One way to do this is to use these clues as a sort of impromptu Father's Day scavenger hunt. You could also easily share these funny riddles with your father figure through social media, just to let them know you are thinking of them.
When you finish, be sure to check out the "Mother Riddles" section featured on our site as well.
Billy left for college in 2019.
Harry left in 2020.
Mark left in 2023.
Who left first?
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The mother. In order for Mark to be a single dad, the mother had to leave him and the kids first. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Confused Egyptian Riddle
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Two Fathers And Two Sons
Two fathers and two sons go fishing together in the same boat. They all catch a fish but the total catch for the day is three fish. How is this possible?
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There are three men: A grandfather, a father (the grandfathers son) and the fathers son. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Daddy Chimney Riddle
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Rides At The Fair Riddle
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Ghost Mom And Dad Riddle
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Boring Parents Riddle
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Malcolm's Age Riddle
Malcolm is the number of weeks of his fathers age treated as days and his grandfathers age in months. All three of their ages add up to 120 years. How old is Malcolm, his father and his grandfather?
Hint:
Malcolm is 6.
The father is 42. 42 days = 6 weeks.
The grandfather is 72. 72 months = 6 years. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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The father is 42. 42 days = 6 weeks.
The grandfather is 72. 72 months = 6 years. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Brother In Law Riddle
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Prison Visitor Riddle
A man in prison has a visitor. Afterward a guard asks the inmate who the visitor was to him. The inmate replies: "brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who was the visitor to the inmate?
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Kidnapped In Iraq Riddle
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No Protection Riddle
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Dad's Sister Riddle
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Fall Through Ice Riddle
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Cereal With Dad Riddle
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He waves his hands and says "Poof! you're now a bowl of cereal!" Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Dad Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Dad Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. A father who loved to cook always said he was "grilling in paradise."
2. There was a dad who couldn't find his tools, but he knew they were "screwed" somewhere.
3. One father always enjoyed winter sports and said he was "skiing on thin ice."
4. A dad who loved corny jokes always quoted Abraham Lincoln, saying "I'm a great emancipator of punchlines."
5. When one father got his wife flowers, he always said he was "petaling his love."
6. Another dad loved fishing and would always say he was "reeling in the good times."
7. There was a dad who was really into puns and called himself a "punslinger."
8. A dad who loved to exercise always said he was "running dad bod."
9. When a hilarious dad would drop his kids off at school, he would say "I'll be back in a pun-ishment."
10. There was a dad who never got good sleep and joked that he was a "Night's Watchman."
11. One father who loved to sail always joked that he was "captain of dad jokes."
12. A dad who enjoyed cooking seafood liked to say he was "shrimply the best."
13. There was a dad who loved golf and joked that he was "putting his way through fatherhood."
14. Another funny dad always told his kids he was "spreading the love- but not the jam."
15. When a dad was asked if he could fix something, he would always respond "No, but I can do it dad to the bone."
16. There was a dad who loved gardening and always said he was "rooting for his plants."
17. A father who enjoyed astronomy would always say he was "starstruck by puns."
18. When a dad was caught doing something silly, he would say "I can't help it, it's in my dad-nature."
19. A dad who enjoyed baking always told his kids he was "flourishing as a parent."
20. When a funny dad would take his kids to the movies, he would say "I'm the popcorn provider."
21. There was a dad who loved to work out and joked that he was the "dad bod builder."
22. A dad who enjoyed puns would always say "I'm a dad-ept pun master."
23. When a dad couldn't find something, he would always say it was "dad-gerously missing."
24. A father who loved springtime always joked that he was "budding with puns."
25. There was a dad who loved cooking with spices and would always say he was "flavoring fatherhood."
26. A dad who enjoyed woodworking always joked that he was "saw happy to be a dad."
27. When a funny dad would go to the gym, he would say he was "lifting for dad strength."
28. There was a dad who loved science and would always joke that he was "experimenting with dad jokes."
29. A dad who enjoyed hiking would always say he was "scaling mountains and dad jokes."
30. When a dad was putting up Christmas decorations, he would say he was "jollying up the house."
31. A dad who loved to bake bread would always say he was "kneading to be a great dad."
32. There was a dad who couldn't find his phone and always joked that it was "cell-abating from him."
33. A father who enjoyed fishing always told his kids he was "angling for dad of the year."
34. When a funny dad would go to the gym, he would say he was "lifting for dad-bod supremacy."
35. There was a dad who loved photography and joked that he was "the snap-happy dad."
36. A dad who enjoyed woodworking always said he was "nailing fatherhood."
37. When a dad was cheering for his kid's sports game, he would say he was "scoring dad points."
38. There was a dad who loved to cook with barbecue sauce and always said he was "saucing fatherhood."
39. A father who enjoyed playing the guitar always said he was "strumming for dad of the year."
40. When a funny dad would go to the grocery store, he would say he was "shopping for dad jokes."
41. There was a dad who loved to barbeque and would always joke that he was "grilliant."
42. A dad who enjoyed gardening always said he was "seeding his way into fatherhood."
43. When a dad was watching his favorite sports team, he would say "Go ahead, ask me who my dad-gonna root for?"
44. There was a dad who loved to drive his vintage car and would always say he was "riding daddy cool."
45. A dad who enjoyed playing golf always joked that he was "driving his way to dad jokes."
46. When a funny dad would make a joke, he would say "I'm not lion, I'm just dad-mirable."
47. There was a dad who loved to read and always said he was "booked for fatherhood."
48. A father who enjoyed woodworking always told his kids he was "hammering out dad jokes."
49. When a dad was fixing something, he would always say he was "screwing around with dad-ness."
50. There was a dad who loved to cook with garlic and always said he was "stinking up the kitchen with dad jokes."
1. A father who loved to cook always said he was "grilling in paradise."
2. There was a dad who couldn't find his tools, but he knew they were "screwed" somewhere.
3. One father always enjoyed winter sports and said he was "skiing on thin ice."
4. A dad who loved corny jokes always quoted Abraham Lincoln, saying "I'm a great emancipator of punchlines."
5. When one father got his wife flowers, he always said he was "petaling his love."
6. Another dad loved fishing and would always say he was "reeling in the good times."
7. There was a dad who was really into puns and called himself a "punslinger."
8. A dad who loved to exercise always said he was "running dad bod."
9. When a hilarious dad would drop his kids off at school, he would say "I'll be back in a pun-ishment."
10. There was a dad who never got good sleep and joked that he was a "Night's Watchman."
11. One father who loved to sail always joked that he was "captain of dad jokes."
12. A dad who enjoyed cooking seafood liked to say he was "shrimply the best."
13. There was a dad who loved golf and joked that he was "putting his way through fatherhood."
14. Another funny dad always told his kids he was "spreading the love- but not the jam."
15. When a dad was asked if he could fix something, he would always respond "No, but I can do it dad to the bone."
16. There was a dad who loved gardening and always said he was "rooting for his plants."
17. A father who enjoyed astronomy would always say he was "starstruck by puns."
18. When a dad was caught doing something silly, he would say "I can't help it, it's in my dad-nature."
19. A dad who enjoyed baking always told his kids he was "flourishing as a parent."
20. When a funny dad would take his kids to the movies, he would say "I'm the popcorn provider."
21. There was a dad who loved to work out and joked that he was the "dad bod builder."
22. A dad who enjoyed puns would always say "I'm a dad-ept pun master."
23. When a dad couldn't find something, he would always say it was "dad-gerously missing."
24. A father who loved springtime always joked that he was "budding with puns."
25. There was a dad who loved cooking with spices and would always say he was "flavoring fatherhood."
26. A dad who enjoyed woodworking always joked that he was "saw happy to be a dad."
27. When a funny dad would go to the gym, he would say he was "lifting for dad strength."
28. There was a dad who loved science and would always joke that he was "experimenting with dad jokes."
29. A dad who enjoyed hiking would always say he was "scaling mountains and dad jokes."
30. When a dad was putting up Christmas decorations, he would say he was "jollying up the house."
31. A dad who loved to bake bread would always say he was "kneading to be a great dad."
32. There was a dad who couldn't find his phone and always joked that it was "cell-abating from him."
33. A father who enjoyed fishing always told his kids he was "angling for dad of the year."
34. When a funny dad would go to the gym, he would say he was "lifting for dad-bod supremacy."
35. There was a dad who loved photography and joked that he was "the snap-happy dad."
36. A dad who enjoyed woodworking always said he was "nailing fatherhood."
37. When a dad was cheering for his kid's sports game, he would say he was "scoring dad points."
38. There was a dad who loved to cook with barbecue sauce and always said he was "saucing fatherhood."
39. A father who enjoyed playing the guitar always said he was "strumming for dad of the year."
40. When a funny dad would go to the grocery store, he would say he was "shopping for dad jokes."
41. There was a dad who loved to barbeque and would always joke that he was "grilliant."
42. A dad who enjoyed gardening always said he was "seeding his way into fatherhood."
43. When a dad was watching his favorite sports team, he would say "Go ahead, ask me who my dad-gonna root for?"
44. There was a dad who loved to drive his vintage car and would always say he was "riding daddy cool."
45. A dad who enjoyed playing golf always joked that he was "driving his way to dad jokes."
46. When a funny dad would make a joke, he would say "I'm not lion, I'm just dad-mirable."
47. There was a dad who loved to read and always said he was "booked for fatherhood."
48. A father who enjoyed woodworking always told his kids he was "hammering out dad jokes."
49. When a dad was fixing something, he would always say he was "screwing around with dad-ness."
50. There was a dad who loved to cook with garlic and always said he was "stinking up the kitchen with dad jokes."