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Ears On An Engine Riddle

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Engineers.
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Engineers And Teachers Riddle

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One minds the train, the other trains the mind.
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Creature Engineering Riddle

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The spider,- It has its own website
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Who Is The Engineer Riddle

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Determine the known facts. Also notice that the passengers are noted with the title Mr., where as the brakeman, engineer and fireman are identified by their last names only. 1. Mr Brown Lives in New York City 2. The brakeman lives midway between NY and Chicago 3. Mr. Jones earns exactly $20K per year 4. Smith beat the fireman at their last game of golf. 5. The brakeman's next-door neighbor, who is a passenger, earns exactly three times the brakeman's salary. 6. The passenger who lives in Chicago has the same name as the brakeman. According to #1 and #2, the brakeman's neighbor cannot be Mr. Brown. According to #5, the brakeman's neighbor also cannot be Mr. Jones, because $20,000 is not evenly divisible by three. This leaves Mr. Smith as the next door neighbor to the brakeman. Mr. Smith lives halfway between New York and Chicago (#2) as does the brakeman. Since Mr. Brown lives in New York, by process of elimination, it is now known that Mr. Jones lives in Chicago. According to statement #6, this means that the brakeman is named Jones. According to statement #4, the fireman cannot be Smith, so the fireman must be must be Brown, which leaves Smith as the engineer.
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1. What do you call an engineer who's always losing his tools? A screw loose!

2. Why did the mechanical engineer break up with his girlfriend? She didn't provide enough torque.

3. What did the structural engineer say to the building inspector? "I'm beam-ing with pride."

4. How do you know if an engineer is an extrovert? They stare at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

5. Why did the electrical engineer go on a diet? Because resistance is futile.

6. What do you get when you cross an engineer and a philosopher? Someone who's always trying to solve the meaning of life.

7. Why did the civil engineer get a job as a truck driver? To work on his road rage.

8. How do you keep an engineer entertained? Give them a calculator and tell them to divide by zero.

9. Why was the programmable logic controller always so sad? It couldn't branch out and do anything different.

10. What do you call an engineer who's always tinkering with his car? A carburetor-ist.

11. Why did the aerospace engineer join the circus? To design a flying trapeze.

12. Why did the computer engineer switch careers? He couldn't keep his code to himself.

13. What did the mechanical engineer say when he heard a good joke? "That's funny, I was just thinking about that."

14. Why did the electrical engineer cross the road? To get to the circuit board.

15. How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just redesign the whole building.

16. What did the civil engineer say to the architect? "You're only building me up to knock me down."

17. Why did the environmental engineer become a vegan? She wanted to reduce her carbon footprint.

18. How do you make an engineer's day? Give them a problem they can solve with duct tape and a bobby pin.

19. What do you call an engineer who can't stop thinking about their job? A "can't-ilever"

20. Why did the maritime engineer make a terrible pirate? He just couldn't handle the waves.

21. What do you call an engineer who works for the government? A bureaucratech.

22. Why did the biomedical engineer quit her job? She couldn't handle the pulse.

23. What do you get when you cross an engineer and a poet? An over-analytical sonnetcoder.

24. Why did the systems engineer get fired? She couldn't function properly.

25. Why did the software engineer throw their computer out the window? They wanted to see if it could fly with software.

26. What do you call an engineer who loves playing with marbles? A physics defeater.

27. Why did the mechanical engineer get a job as a magician? To show off his sleight-of-hand skills.

28. What do you call a group of engineers working together? A think tank.

29. Why did the civil engineer get into gardening? To put down roots.

30. What do you call an engineer who loves the ocean? A waterbender.

31. Why did the aerospace engineer become a chef? He wanted to design the perfect soufflé.

32. What do you call a group of engineers discussing design flaws? A nitpickers club.

33. Why did the electrical engineer always forget his girlfriend's birthday? His circuits were always overloaded.

34. What do you call an engineer who loves to travel? A roadscholar.

35. Why did the environmental engineer become a beekeeper? She wanted to reduce her carbon buzzprint.

36. What do you call an engineer who loves listening to classical music? A harmony keeper.

37. Why did the mechanical engineer start a stand-up comedy career? To press everyone for laughs.

38. What do you call an engineer who's obsessed with sushi? A spicy tuna roll-model.

39. Why did the civil engineer become an ice cream maker? He wanted to make a concrete dessert.

40. What do you call an engineer who's always stuck in traffic? A jam planner.

41. Why did the aerospace engineer become a dog groomer? She wanted to perfect the art of fetching.

42. What do you call an engineer who loves playing with LEGOs? A brick master.

43. Why did the systems engineer get a job at the zoo? To better understand the web of animal behavior.

44. What do you call an engineer who's always on the go? A mobile mechanic.

45. Why did the environmental engineer become a yoga instructor? She wanted to reduce her carbon footprint and stretch her mind.

46. What do you call an engineer who loves reading about conspiracy theories? A theory mechanic.

47. Why did the biomedical engineer become a ballerina? She wanted to understand the mechanics of movement.

48. What do you call an engineer who's always making plans? A schematic planner.

49. Why did the software engineer become a poet? He wanted to program feelings.

50. What do you call an engineer who loves playing with toy cars? A gear head.
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