The Farmer And The Dressmaker Riddle
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A dressmaker sews what he gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Farmers Wife Riddle
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Farmer Joe's Container Riddle
Farmer Joe was cleaning out his big old dusty farm shed. He dragged out an old water container which was full of old dirty water and it weighed 5 kilograms. Joe put something in the container and then it weighed less. What did he put in the container?
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The Best Farm Butter Riddle
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Milking Cows Riddle
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Crop Circles Riddle
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Timely Animals Riddle
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Farmer Stones Riddle
A farmer had a stone that he used to measure grain on his scale. One day his neighbor borrowed the stone, and when he returned, it was broken into four pieces. The neighbor was very apologetic, but the farmer thanked the neighbor for doing him a big favor. The farmer said that now he can measure his grain in one pound increments starting at one pound all the way to forty pounds (1, 2, 3, 17, 29, 37, etc.) using these four stones.
How much do the four stones weight?
How much do the four stones weight?
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The stones weight 1 pound, 3 pounds, 9 pounds and 27 pounds. These can be used in combination with each other on both sides of the scale to come up with any counterweight from 1 to 40 pounds. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Complicated Coop Riddle
There was a farmer and he had a problem with his coop (the place where you keep the birds), and he wanted to go check it out. When he got there he noticed that there was a rooster on the barn. Now the barn was shaped with a triangle type top. But suddenly the rooster laid an egg. Which side did it roll on?
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Counting Crows Riddle
If there are fifteen crows on a fence and the farmer shoots a third of them, how many crows are left?
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None. The rest of the crows flew away when they heard the gunshot. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Farmer In California
A farmer in California owns a beautiful pear tree. He supplies the fruit to a nearby grocery store. The store owner has called the farmer to see how much fruit is available for him to purchase. The farmer knows that the main trunk has 24 branches. Each branch has exactly 12 boughs and each bough has exactly 6 twigs. Since each twig bears one piece of fruit, how many plums will the farmer be able to deliver?
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Farmer Browns Melons Riddle
Farmer Brown came to town with some watermelons. He sold half of them plus half a melon, and found that he had one whole melon left. How many melons did he take to town?
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A Farmers Sheep Riddle
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Feet On A Farm Riddle
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Just four. His wife has two feet, he has two feet, each chicken has two claws, each horse has four hoofs. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A Farmer Crossing A River
A farmer has to get a sack of corn, a chicken, and a fox across a river. The farmer is only able to bring one of the above items along with him at a time. The only problem is if he leaves the fox alone with the chicken, the fox will eat the chicken, and if he leaves the chicken along the corn sack, then the chicken will eat the corn sack. How does the farmer get all 3 items across safely?
Hint: The farmer can bring items across the river both ways.The farmer brings the chicken across the river first.
The farmer brings the chicken across. Goes back and brings the fox across, and brings the chicken back with him to the other side of the river and drops off the chicken, then he goes and brings the corn sack across, and finally he goes back for the chicken and brings it across. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Post Your Farmer Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Farmer Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. What do you get when you cross a farmer with a clown? A corny jokester!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!
3. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired (too tired) after helping the farmer all day!
4. What do you call a farmer who dances? A hoedown showman!
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the farmer playing red light, green light with the kids!
6. Why don't farmers tell secrets in the fields? Because the corn has ears!
7. How did the farmer fix his tractor? With an apple repair (appliance repair)!
8. Why did the farmer start a vegetable orchestra? He wanted to make some sweet beats (beets)!
9. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement truck? A poultry-geist (poured like the cement)!
10. Why did the farmer build a giant trebuchet? To launch his produce into the market!
11. What do you call a pig who's always in trouble? A hambuglar!
12. How did the cow start a successful business? She buttered up her customers!
13. What do you call a sheep who loves to sing? A ewe-nique voice!
14. Why did the tomato turn red and angry? Because it overheard the farmer talking about making a ketchup bottle out of its cousins!
15. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
16. How did the farmer win an award for his successful crops? He had a winning hu-manure (humor)!
17. What do you get when you cross a farmer and a magician? A crop-sawyer (conjurer)!
18. Why did the cucumber go to space? To take one giant pickle leap for mankind!
19. What do you call a farmer who's always making bad jokes? A pun-tilious (pun-enthusiast) farmer!
20. How did the farmer make his crops grow so well? He gave them a pep talk every morning!
21. What do you call a cow who likes to paint? A moo-saictist!
22. Why did the farmer get a pet turkey? For the gobble cuddles!
23. What did the duck say to the farmer? Quack-a-doodle-doo!
24. How do you know if a farmer is secretly a pirate? They keep saying "aye-aye, maize-ty"!
25. What do you call a cow who's really into rock music? A moo-sician!
26. Why did the farmer win the lottery? He chose the lucky number of "hay-ven" (heaven).
27. What do you call a farmer who's also a musician? A cropper-crooner!
28. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? To get to the other hoop!
29. How did the farmer get his crops to grow so fast? He gave them a veggie-doping boost!
30. What do you call a farmer who's always painting pictures? A harvester of color!
31. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the farmer's buns of steel harvesting the crops!
32. How did the farmer keep his pigs happy? He threw them a swine-along party!
33. What do you call a chicken who loves classical music? A cluck-sical aficionado!
34. Why did the farmer start a bakery? He wanted to raise some dough (money)!
35. How did the farmer become an overnight success? He put in some honest crop-work!
36. What do you call a cow who's really into martial arts? A moo-jitsu master!
37. Why did the tomato go to school? To get a degree in tomato-tility!
38. How did the farmer make his farm more sustainable? He invested in some eco-agriculture!
39. What do you call a pig who's really good at math? A swine-genius!
40. Why did the farmer start a fitness program for his cows? He wanted them to beef up (bulk up)!
41. How did the farmer become a millionaire? He won the lotto-rye (lottery)!
42. What do you call a chicken who's great at puns? A wittychick!
43. Why did the carrot go to school? To become a beta-carotene entrepreneur!
44. How did the farmer celebrate a successful harvest? With a hay-day party!
45. What do you call a cow who's a great comedian? A bull-ly rib-tickler!
46. Why did the farmer start a cooking show? He wanted to show off his cr-opulent (culinary) skills!
47. How did the farmer improve his tractor? He added some cow-buffalo parts!
48. What do you call a group of cows who love to play pranks? Moo-squers (mischief-makers)!
49. Why did the tomato go to the doctor? Because it had too many seeds (aches and pains)!
50. How did the farmer become a successful chef? He always seasoned his meals with a hearty dash of "farmer's spice"!
1. What do you get when you cross a farmer with a clown? A corny jokester!
2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!
3. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired (too tired) after helping the farmer all day!
4. What do you call a farmer who dances? A hoedown showman!
5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the farmer playing red light, green light with the kids!
6. Why don't farmers tell secrets in the fields? Because the corn has ears!
7. How did the farmer fix his tractor? With an apple repair (appliance repair)!
8. Why did the farmer start a vegetable orchestra? He wanted to make some sweet beats (beets)!
9. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement truck? A poultry-geist (poured like the cement)!
10. Why did the farmer build a giant trebuchet? To launch his produce into the market!
11. What do you call a pig who's always in trouble? A hambuglar!
12. How did the cow start a successful business? She buttered up her customers!
13. What do you call a sheep who loves to sing? A ewe-nique voice!
14. Why did the tomato turn red and angry? Because it overheard the farmer talking about making a ketchup bottle out of its cousins!
15. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!
16. How did the farmer win an award for his successful crops? He had a winning hu-manure (humor)!
17. What do you get when you cross a farmer and a magician? A crop-sawyer (conjurer)!
18. Why did the cucumber go to space? To take one giant pickle leap for mankind!
19. What do you call a farmer who's always making bad jokes? A pun-tilious (pun-enthusiast) farmer!
20. How did the farmer make his crops grow so well? He gave them a pep talk every morning!
21. What do you call a cow who likes to paint? A moo-saictist!
22. Why did the farmer get a pet turkey? For the gobble cuddles!
23. What did the duck say to the farmer? Quack-a-doodle-doo!
24. How do you know if a farmer is secretly a pirate? They keep saying "aye-aye, maize-ty"!
25. What do you call a cow who's really into rock music? A moo-sician!
26. Why did the farmer win the lottery? He chose the lucky number of "hay-ven" (heaven).
27. What do you call a farmer who's also a musician? A cropper-crooner!
28. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? To get to the other hoop!
29. How did the farmer get his crops to grow so fast? He gave them a veggie-doping boost!
30. What do you call a farmer who's always painting pictures? A harvester of color!
31. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the farmer's buns of steel harvesting the crops!
32. How did the farmer keep his pigs happy? He threw them a swine-along party!
33. What do you call a chicken who loves classical music? A cluck-sical aficionado!
34. Why did the farmer start a bakery? He wanted to raise some dough (money)!
35. How did the farmer become an overnight success? He put in some honest crop-work!
36. What do you call a cow who's really into martial arts? A moo-jitsu master!
37. Why did the tomato go to school? To get a degree in tomato-tility!
38. How did the farmer make his farm more sustainable? He invested in some eco-agriculture!
39. What do you call a pig who's really good at math? A swine-genius!
40. Why did the farmer start a fitness program for his cows? He wanted them to beef up (bulk up)!
41. How did the farmer become a millionaire? He won the lotto-rye (lottery)!
42. What do you call a chicken who's great at puns? A wittychick!
43. Why did the carrot go to school? To become a beta-carotene entrepreneur!
44. How did the farmer celebrate a successful harvest? With a hay-day party!
45. What do you call a cow who's a great comedian? A bull-ly rib-tickler!
46. Why did the farmer start a cooking show? He wanted to show off his cr-opulent (culinary) skills!
47. How did the farmer improve his tractor? He added some cow-buffalo parts!
48. What do you call a group of cows who love to play pranks? Moo-squers (mischief-makers)!
49. Why did the tomato go to the doctor? Because it had too many seeds (aches and pains)!
50. How did the farmer become a successful chef? He always seasoned his meals with a hearty dash of "farmer's spice"!