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Cow Riddles with Answers
Listed below are some of the best riddling questions related to the cow that we could find. Since kids are so mooved by cows, a majority of the puzzles contained here are for children. But there is a good portion of riddles here for other ages as well. It's cool to adult here!
The process is simple. Read the riddles, examine the clues and try to solve. Some of these are a little tougher than others, take your time.
Also, if you have any cow inspired riddles that you'd like to share, we would love to read them!
P.S. If you need a fun activity for your children to do use these fun riddles as clues on a cow themed treasure hunt.
I Bought A Cow For 800 Riddle
I sold it for $1000.
I bought it again for $1100.
I sold it again for $1300.
How much did I earn?
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What Do Cows Drink Riddle
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17 Cows Riddle
One day, their neighbor came by to see how they were doing after their father's death. The three sons told him their problem. After thinking for a while, the neighbor said: "I'll be right back!" He went away, and when he came back, the three sons could divide the cows according to their father's will, and in such a way that each of them got a whole number of cows.
What was the neighbor's solution?
Hint:
The neighbour borrowed an extra cow, to make the total number of cows 18. Then the oldest son got 1/2 of 18 is 9 cows, the middle son got 1/3 of 18 is 6 cows, and the youngest son got 1/9 of 18 is 2 cows. Since 9+6+2 = 17, the cows could be divided among the three brothers in such a way that the borrowed cow was left over, and could be returned to its owner. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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30 Cows In A Field Riddle
Hint: Use wordplay.
Space Cows Riddle
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How Do Farmers Count Their Cows?
Hint: It's a device using a play on words.
Earthquake Cow Riddle
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Counting Cattle Riddle
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A Milking Stool Riddle
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Piano Playing Cows
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Cowboy Cows
Two cowboys live next door to each other and both have a corral for their cows in the back. One day they meet at the back of their homes, standing next to a wall dividing their corrals. The first cowboy gets to thinking and asks his neighbor for a cow so he can double his herd. The other cowboys replies, Thats fine by me partner, cuz then well have the same number of cows? How many cows does each cowboy own?
Hint:
We’ll use A to represent the first cowboy and B for the second cowboy.
A + 1 = 2A, so A = 1.
A + 1 = B – 1, so B = 3. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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A + 1 = 2A, so A = 1.
A + 1 = B – 1, so B = 3. Did you answer this riddle correctly?
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Cowbell Riddle
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Cow's Favorite Month Riddle
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North Pole Cow Riddle
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Jedi Cow Riddle
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Post Your Cow Riddles Puns Below
Can you come up with a cool, funny or clever Cow Riddles of your own? Post it below (without the answer) to see if you can stump our users.
1. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
2. What do you call a cow that's just had a calf? De-calf-inated.
3. How do cows stay fit? They hoof it to the gym.
4. Why did the cow go on a diet? To trim the fat.
5. How did the cow win the talent show? It moooved the judges with its singing.
6. Why did the farmer give his cow a bell? Because its hips didn't lie.
7. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician.
8. How does a cow talk on the phone? With a hoof-peaker.
9. What's a cow's favorite subject in school? Mooo-sic.
10. Why did the cow go to space? To see the mooooon.
11. How do cows write love letters? With a moose-quill pen.
12. What do you call a cow that loves disco? Beef-a-lo!
13. What do you call a cow that's a lawyer? A moo-torney.
14. Why did the cows go on strike? They wanted pasture-ty!
15. What do you call a cow that's a gossip? A mooer!
16. How do cows make friends? They're udderly friendly!
17. What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A jump-steak.
18. Why did the cow wear a winter coat? It was udderly freezing outside!
19. How do cows get their hair done? They go to the moo-tique.
20. What's a cow's favorite movie genre? Mooo-vies about dairy life.
21. Why did the cow join a band? To play the cow-bells.
22. What do you call a cow that's an artist? A moosterpiece.
23. How do cows use computers? With a moo-ouse.
24. What do you call a cow with a big ego? A moody bovine.
25. Why did the cow go to the seaside? To see the moo-ve.
26. How do cows get rid of stress? By listening to calf-music.
27. What do you call a cow that's a superhero? Udder-Man!
28. Why did the cows break up? They had too much beef.
29. How do cows solve difficult problems? By brainstorming with their herd.
30. What do you call a cow that makes cheese? A dairy-queen.
31. Why did the cow spend all day in the barn? It was udderly exhausted.
32. How do cows measure their weight? With a moo-scales.
33. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground-beef.
34. Why did the cow go to Hollywood? To make it in the moo-vies.
35. What do you call a cow that's really far away? A cow-mote.
36. How do cows communicate with each other? With moo-tual respect.
37. Why did the cow become a vegan? It didn't want to be a moo-derer.
38. What do you call a cow that's a golfer? A fairway-moo.
39. How do cows stay cool in the summer? By drinking lots of moo-juice.
40. What do you call a cow with a bad attitude? An udder-ly obnoxious bovine.
41. Why did the cow go to art school? To brush up on its painting skills.
42. What do you call a cow that's a thief? A cattle-robber.
43. How do cows keep their skin smooth? With a moisturizing moo-scrub.
44. What do you call a cow that's in college? A moo-jor.
45. Why did the cow go to the doctor? It was feeling udderly sick.
46. How do cows practice yoga? With lots of moo-vements.
47. What do you call a cow that's really good at basketball? A shootin' bovine.
48. Why did the cow go to the hair salon? It needed to be moo-tivated.
49. How do cows sing in harmony? They use the moo-chromatic scale.
50. What do you call a cow that's a poet? A moo-se.
1. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
2. What do you call a cow that's just had a calf? De-calf-inated.
3. How do cows stay fit? They hoof it to the gym.
4. Why did the cow go on a diet? To trim the fat.
5. How did the cow win the talent show? It moooved the judges with its singing.
6. Why did the farmer give his cow a bell? Because its hips didn't lie.
7. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician.
8. How does a cow talk on the phone? With a hoof-peaker.
9. What's a cow's favorite subject in school? Mooo-sic.
10. Why did the cow go to space? To see the mooooon.
11. How do cows write love letters? With a moose-quill pen.
12. What do you call a cow that loves disco? Beef-a-lo!
13. What do you call a cow that's a lawyer? A moo-torney.
14. Why did the cows go on strike? They wanted pasture-ty!
15. What do you call a cow that's a gossip? A mooer!
16. How do cows make friends? They're udderly friendly!
17. What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A jump-steak.
18. Why did the cow wear a winter coat? It was udderly freezing outside!
19. How do cows get their hair done? They go to the moo-tique.
20. What's a cow's favorite movie genre? Mooo-vies about dairy life.
21. Why did the cow join a band? To play the cow-bells.
22. What do you call a cow that's an artist? A moosterpiece.
23. How do cows use computers? With a moo-ouse.
24. What do you call a cow with a big ego? A moody bovine.
25. Why did the cow go to the seaside? To see the moo-ve.
26. How do cows get rid of stress? By listening to calf-music.
27. What do you call a cow that's a superhero? Udder-Man!
28. Why did the cows break up? They had too much beef.
29. How do cows solve difficult problems? By brainstorming with their herd.
30. What do you call a cow that makes cheese? A dairy-queen.
31. Why did the cow spend all day in the barn? It was udderly exhausted.
32. How do cows measure their weight? With a moo-scales.
33. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground-beef.
34. Why did the cow go to Hollywood? To make it in the moo-vies.
35. What do you call a cow that's really far away? A cow-mote.
36. How do cows communicate with each other? With moo-tual respect.
37. Why did the cow become a vegan? It didn't want to be a moo-derer.
38. What do you call a cow that's a golfer? A fairway-moo.
39. How do cows stay cool in the summer? By drinking lots of moo-juice.
40. What do you call a cow with a bad attitude? An udder-ly obnoxious bovine.
41. Why did the cow go to art school? To brush up on its painting skills.
42. What do you call a cow that's a thief? A cattle-robber.
43. How do cows keep their skin smooth? With a moisturizing moo-scrub.
44. What do you call a cow that's in college? A moo-jor.
45. Why did the cow go to the doctor? It was feeling udderly sick.
46. How do cows practice yoga? With lots of moo-vements.
47. What do you call a cow that's really good at basketball? A shootin' bovine.
48. Why did the cow go to the hair salon? It needed to be moo-tivated.
49. How do cows sing in harmony? They use the moo-chromatic scale.
50. What do you call a cow that's a poet? A moo-se.