COW RIDDLES

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What do you call a group of cows that judge a book?

What is a cows favorite holiday?

Why is it easier to count cows than sheep?

What do you call an Eskimo cow?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

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Where do fat cows go on vacation?

Why do cows go to New York City?

What do you call a cow murder mystery?

What's the greatest worldwide use of cowhide?

How would your dad say is the best way to count cows?

What cow lives in a haunted farmhouse?

What was the first animal in space?

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1. Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

2. What do you call a cow that's just had a calf? De-calf-inated.

3. How do cows stay fit? They hoof it to the gym.

4. Why did the cow go on a diet? To trim the fat.

5. How did the cow win the talent show? It moooved the judges with its singing.

6. Why did the farmer give his cow a bell? Because its hips didn't lie.

7. What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? A moosician.

8. How does a cow talk on the phone? With a hoof-peaker.

9. What's a cow's favorite subject in school? Mooo-sic.

10. Why did the cow go to space? To see the mooooon.

11. How do cows write love letters? With a moose-quill pen.

12. What do you call a cow that loves disco? Beef-a-lo!

13. What do you call a cow that's a lawyer? A moo-torney.

14. Why did the cows go on strike? They wanted pasture-ty!

15. What do you call a cow that's a gossip? A mooer!

16. How do cows make friends? They're udderly friendly!

17. What do you call a cow on a trampoline? A jump-steak.

18. Why did the cow wear a winter coat? It was udderly freezing outside!

19. How do cows get their hair done? They go to the moo-tique.

20. What's a cow's favorite movie genre? Mooo-vies about dairy life.

21. Why did the cow join a band? To play the cow-bells.

22. What do you call a cow that's an artist? A moosterpiece.

23. How do cows use computers? With a moo-ouse.

24. What do you call a cow with a big ego? A moody bovine.

25. Why did the cow go to the seaside? To see the moo-ve.

26. How do cows get rid of stress? By listening to calf-music.

27. What do you call a cow that's a superhero? Udder-Man!

28. Why did the cows break up? They had too much beef.

29. How do cows solve difficult problems? By brainstorming with their herd.

30. What do you call a cow that makes cheese? A dairy-queen.

31. Why did the cow spend all day in the barn? It was udderly exhausted.

32. How do cows measure their weight? With a moo-scales.

33. What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground-beef.

34. Why did the cow go to Hollywood? To make it in the moo-vies.

35. What do you call a cow that's really far away? A cow-mote.

36. How do cows communicate with each other? With moo-tual respect.

37. Why did the cow become a vegan? It didn't want to be a moo-derer.

38. What do you call a cow that's a golfer? A fairway-moo.

39. How do cows stay cool in the summer? By drinking lots of moo-juice.

40. What do you call a cow with a bad attitude? An udder-ly obnoxious bovine.

41. Why did the cow go to art school? To brush up on its painting skills.

42. What do you call a cow that's a thief? A cattle-robber.

43. How do cows keep their skin smooth? With a moisturizing moo-scrub.

44. What do you call a cow that's in college? A moo-jor.

45. Why did the cow go to the doctor? It was feeling udderly sick.

46. How do cows practice yoga? With lots of moo-vements.

47. What do you call a cow that's really good at basketball? A shootin' bovine.

48. Why did the cow go to the hair salon? It needed to be moo-tivated.

49. How do cows sing in harmony? They use the moo-chromatic scale.

50. What do you call a cow that's a poet? A moo-se.