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1. What do you get when you cross a farmer with a clown? A corny jokester!

2. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out-standing in his field!

3. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired (too tired) after helping the farmer all day!

4. What do you call a farmer who dances? A hoedown showman!

5. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the farmer playing red light, green light with the kids!

6. Why don't farmers tell secrets in the fields? Because the corn has ears!

7. How did the farmer fix his tractor? With an apple repair (appliance repair)!

8. Why did the farmer start a vegetable orchestra? He wanted to make some sweet beats (beets)!

9. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cement truck? A poultry-geist (poured like the cement)!

10. Why did the farmer build a giant trebuchet? To launch his produce into the market!

11. What do you call a pig who's always in trouble? A hambuglar!

12. How did the cow start a successful business? She buttered up her customers!

13. What do you call a sheep who loves to sing? A ewe-nique voice!

14. Why did the tomato turn red and angry? Because it overheard the farmer talking about making a ketchup bottle out of its cousins!

15. What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band!

16. How did the farmer win an award for his successful crops? He had a winning hu-manure (humor)!

17. What do you get when you cross a farmer and a magician? A crop-sawyer (conjurer)!

18. Why did the cucumber go to space? To take one giant pickle leap for mankind!

19. What do you call a farmer who's always making bad jokes? A pun-tilious (pun-enthusiast) farmer!

20. How did the farmer make his crops grow so well? He gave them a pep talk every morning!

21. What do you call a cow who likes to paint? A moo-saictist!

22. Why did the farmer get a pet turkey? For the gobble cuddles!

23. What did the duck say to the farmer? Quack-a-doodle-doo!

24. How do you know if a farmer is secretly a pirate? They keep saying "aye-aye, maize-ty"!

25. What do you call a cow who's really into rock music? A moo-sician!

26. Why did the farmer win the lottery? He chose the lucky number of "hay-ven" (heaven).

27. What do you call a farmer who's also a musician? A cropper-crooner!

28. Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? To get to the other hoop!

29. How did the farmer get his crops to grow so fast? He gave them a veggie-doping boost!

30. What do you call a farmer who's always painting pictures? A harvester of color!

31. Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the farmer's buns of steel harvesting the crops!

32. How did the farmer keep his pigs happy? He threw them a swine-along party!

33. What do you call a chicken who loves classical music? A cluck-sical aficionado!

34. Why did the farmer start a bakery? He wanted to raise some dough (money)!

35. How did the farmer become an overnight success? He put in some honest crop-work!

36. What do you call a cow who's really into martial arts? A moo-jitsu master!

37. Why did the tomato go to school? To get a degree in tomato-tility!

38. How did the farmer make his farm more sustainable? He invested in some eco-agriculture!

39. What do you call a pig who's really good at math? A swine-genius!

40. Why did the farmer start a fitness program for his cows? He wanted them to beef up (bulk up)!

41. How did the farmer become a millionaire? He won the lotto-rye (lottery)!

42. What do you call a chicken who's great at puns? A wittychick!

43. Why did the carrot go to school? To become a beta-carotene entrepreneur!

44. How did the farmer celebrate a successful harvest? With a hay-day party!

45. What do you call a cow who's a great comedian? A bull-ly rib-tickler!

46. Why did the farmer start a cooking show? He wanted to show off his cr-opulent (culinary) skills!

47. How did the farmer improve his tractor? He added some cow-buffalo parts!

48. What do you call a group of cows who love to play pranks? Moo-squers (mischief-makers)!

49. Why did the tomato go to the doctor? Because it had too many seeds (aches and pains)!

50. How did the farmer become a successful chef? He always seasoned his meals with a hearty dash of "farmer's spice"!
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