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1. Why did the goat cross the road? To get his goat to the other side.



2. Why did the goat become a banker? Because he knew how to goat-a loan.



3. Why did the goat go to the gym? To work on his abs-olutely fabulous bod.



4. Why couldn't the goat use the computer? Because he keep hitting the "baaaack" button.



5. Why did the goat go to the doctor? He was feeling a little hoarse.



6. What do you call a goat with a beard? Goatee.



7. Why did the goat become a poet? He had a way with words, but mostly just liked to kid around.



8. How do you know when a goat is happy? He's engaged in some kid-tastic behavior.



9. Why did the goat join a band? He wanted to feel like a baa-ss guitar.



10. Why did the goat refuse to drink coffee? Because he couldn't handle the goat-ful buzz.



11. What do you get when you cross a goat and a pig? Gruntled goats and disgruntled pigs.



12. What do you call a goat that eats everything? A "goat for broke".



13. Why did the goat become a life coach? To help goats be the greatest of all time.



14. What's a goat's favorite kind of music? Bleat-boxing.



15. Why do goats make bad detectives? They always goat the wrong suspect.



16. What do you get when you cross a goat and a sheep? A "gweep".



17. Why couldn't the goat find his way home? Because he kept looking for the "baa-sic" signs.



18. Why did the goat start a business? He had a lot of gouda ideas.



19. What do you call a goat with one ear? Van Gogh-t.



20. What do you call a goat that's always getting into trouble? "Goat-on-with-my-bad-self".



21. What do you call a goat that's always on the phone? Bleat talk.



22. What did the goat say when he received a compliment? "Well, bleat you too!"



23. Why did the goat go to the spa? To get a "goat-vernment issued ID".



24. What did the goat say when he found his soul mate? "You are my bleat and soul."



25. Why do goats love gardening? They can goat herd and weed at the same time.



26. What happened when the goat went skydiving? He became the goat with the wind.



27. What do you call a goat that loves to read? A book baa-ner.



28. Why did the goat start meditating? To let go of his anxieties and just be a kid.



29. What do you call a goat with a sense of humor? A kidder.



30. Why did the goat become a hair stylist? He had a knack for giving people that "baa-mazing" look.



31. What do you call a goat that loves to dance? Disco bleater.



32. Why do goats make bad detectives? They always look for the baa-d guys.



33. What do you call a goat that writes poetry? A bleating heart.



34. Why did the goat go to the bank? To withdraw some cash-mere.



35. What do you call a goat that's always on vacation? A "goat-leisure" traveler.



36. Why did the goat join the army? He wanted to be a "goat-commando".



37. What do you call a goat that loves to travel? An expaa-a-a-nded goat.



38. Why did the goat become a chef? He loved to experiment with goatcheos.



39. What happened to the goat that ate a calculator? It became a baa-d accountant.



40. Why did the goat start a singing career? He was a baa-ry tone.



41. Why did the goat build a house out of straw? He wanted to be the "baa-d wolf".



42. What do you call a goat that's always cold? A chilly-billy.



43. What do you call a goat that's always forgetful? A "goat-cha" goat.



44. Why did the goat become a baseball player? He had a great bat-itude.



45. What do you call a goat that's always on social media? An Insta-bleater.



46. Why did the goat go to the dentist? To get his teeth "baa-dly" cleaned.



47. What do you call a goat that loves to swim? A "goatfish".



48. Why did the goat become an astronaut? To explore new "baa-llactic" horizons.



49. What do you call a goat that's always in a hurry? A "goat-getter".



50. Why did the goat become a comedian? He had a lot of "baa-d" jokes to share.
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