20 Pigeons Riddle
20 pigeons sat on the branches of a tree. A man shot 1 pigeon with his gun. How many were left on the tree?
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Shotgun Pete Riddle
Shotgun Pete owned a lot of guns. He left a quarter of them in Death Valley, gave one to each of the three passengers in the stagecoach, and kept half of them with him. How many guns did Pete own?
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Staying In Place Riddle
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1. What did the pistol say when it saw its reflection? "I'm pretty sure I'm a Berett-er version of myself!"
2. Why don't guns go to the beach? Because they might get sand-fired!
3. Why are guns so quiet in church? Because they fear the Holy Smoke!
4. What type of gun offers the best customer service? The semi-automatic calling center!
5. What did the revolver say when it met the shotgun? "You seem like a blast!"
6. Why did the gun switch to decaf? Because it was getting triggered too easily!
7. Why did the bullet go to college? To get a higher caliber education!
8. How do you know when a gun likes you? It shoots hearts out of its barrel!
9. Why did the bullet go to the doctor? Because it felt a little under the weather!
10. What did the shotgun say when it fell in love? "I'm head-over-barrels for you!"
11. Why do guns love to dance? Because they like to let off some steam!
12. What do you call a gun with a sweet tooth? A chocolate shooter!
13. What do you call a gun that's always telling jokes? A stand-up firearm!
14. Why don't guns like to go to the gym? Because they're already locked and loaded!
15. What did the trigger say when it got stuck? "I guess I need to pull myself together!"
16. Why do guns like yoga? Because it helps them achieve inner-peace and shooting range!
17. What do you call a gun that's a little shy? A pistol with stage fright!
18. Why don't guns like bumper cars? Because it's too close-range for comfort!
19. What did the bullet say when it hit the target? "Bullseye, baby!"
20. Why did the gun go to the party? To let loose and shoot the breeze!
21. What do you call a gun that's afraid of heights? A low-caliber shooter!
22. Why do guns love to read? Because they like to shoot for the stars!
23. What did the rifle say to the handgun? "You're always so trigger-happy!"
24. Why did the bullet feel insecure? Because it had a complex about being a small-caliber!
25. What do you call a gun that's always bragging? A pistol with a big ego!
26. Why do guns like to travel? Because they get to see a lot of sights!
27. What did the pea-shooter say when it met the grenade? "You seem like a blast from the past!"
28. Why did the gun go on a diet? Because it wanted to slim down its firing rate!
29. What do you call a gun that's good at math? A sharp-shooter!
30. Why don't guns like to play hide-and-seek? Because they're always out in the open!
31. What did the sniper say to the target? "You're in my sights, buddy!"
32. Why are guns afraid of the dark? Because they're not Nighthawks!
33. Why do guns like to sing? Because they have a lot of ammo-tion!
34. What do you call a gun that's always sleeping? A snooze-pistol!
35. Why did the bullet feel like it was going in circles? Because it had a case of bullet-dizziness!
36. What did the revolver say when it lost its ammo? "I guess I pulled a blank!"
37. Why don't guns like to go to the dentist? Because they're afraid of getting a root cartridge!
38. What do you call a gun that's always in a hurry? A speed-shooter!
39. Why do guns hate Mondays? Because they're still re-loading from the weekend!
40. What did the shotgun say when it had a crush on the handgun? "I know we'll never be together, but I'll always be a blast from the past!"
41. Why did the bullet feel like it was going in circles? Because it had a case of bullet-dizziness!
42. What do you call a pistol with a heart of gold? A gun you can always count on!
43. Why do guns love to cook? Because they're always loaded with flavor!
44. What did the bullet say when it hit the target? "I'm on a roll, baby!"
45. What do you call a gun that's always causing trouble? A mischief-making rifle!
46. Why do guns hate cold weather? Because they tend to freeze up!
47. What did the handgun say when it met the machine gun? "You're clearly a heavy-hitter!"
48. Why do guns love to write poetry? Because they have a lot of bullet points!
49. What do you call a gun that's best friends with a toothbrush? A floss-rifle!
50. Why did the bullet feel like it had a weight on its shoulders? Because it was carrying a heavy-caliber!
1. What did the pistol say when it saw its reflection? "I'm pretty sure I'm a Berett-er version of myself!"
2. Why don't guns go to the beach? Because they might get sand-fired!
3. Why are guns so quiet in church? Because they fear the Holy Smoke!
4. What type of gun offers the best customer service? The semi-automatic calling center!
5. What did the revolver say when it met the shotgun? "You seem like a blast!"
6. Why did the gun switch to decaf? Because it was getting triggered too easily!
7. Why did the bullet go to college? To get a higher caliber education!
8. How do you know when a gun likes you? It shoots hearts out of its barrel!
9. Why did the bullet go to the doctor? Because it felt a little under the weather!
10. What did the shotgun say when it fell in love? "I'm head-over-barrels for you!"
11. Why do guns love to dance? Because they like to let off some steam!
12. What do you call a gun with a sweet tooth? A chocolate shooter!
13. What do you call a gun that's always telling jokes? A stand-up firearm!
14. Why don't guns like to go to the gym? Because they're already locked and loaded!
15. What did the trigger say when it got stuck? "I guess I need to pull myself together!"
16. Why do guns like yoga? Because it helps them achieve inner-peace and shooting range!
17. What do you call a gun that's a little shy? A pistol with stage fright!
18. Why don't guns like bumper cars? Because it's too close-range for comfort!
19. What did the bullet say when it hit the target? "Bullseye, baby!"
20. Why did the gun go to the party? To let loose and shoot the breeze!
21. What do you call a gun that's afraid of heights? A low-caliber shooter!
22. Why do guns love to read? Because they like to shoot for the stars!
23. What did the rifle say to the handgun? "You're always so trigger-happy!"
24. Why did the bullet feel insecure? Because it had a complex about being a small-caliber!
25. What do you call a gun that's always bragging? A pistol with a big ego!
26. Why do guns like to travel? Because they get to see a lot of sights!
27. What did the pea-shooter say when it met the grenade? "You seem like a blast from the past!"
28. Why did the gun go on a diet? Because it wanted to slim down its firing rate!
29. What do you call a gun that's good at math? A sharp-shooter!
30. Why don't guns like to play hide-and-seek? Because they're always out in the open!
31. What did the sniper say to the target? "You're in my sights, buddy!"
32. Why are guns afraid of the dark? Because they're not Nighthawks!
33. Why do guns like to sing? Because they have a lot of ammo-tion!
34. What do you call a gun that's always sleeping? A snooze-pistol!
35. Why did the bullet feel like it was going in circles? Because it had a case of bullet-dizziness!
36. What did the revolver say when it lost its ammo? "I guess I pulled a blank!"
37. Why don't guns like to go to the dentist? Because they're afraid of getting a root cartridge!
38. What do you call a gun that's always in a hurry? A speed-shooter!
39. Why do guns hate Mondays? Because they're still re-loading from the weekend!
40. What did the shotgun say when it had a crush on the handgun? "I know we'll never be together, but I'll always be a blast from the past!"
41. Why did the bullet feel like it was going in circles? Because it had a case of bullet-dizziness!
42. What do you call a pistol with a heart of gold? A gun you can always count on!
43. Why do guns love to cook? Because they're always loaded with flavor!
44. What did the bullet say when it hit the target? "I'm on a roll, baby!"
45. What do you call a gun that's always causing trouble? A mischief-making rifle!
46. Why do guns hate cold weather? Because they tend to freeze up!
47. What did the handgun say when it met the machine gun? "You're clearly a heavy-hitter!"
48. Why do guns love to write poetry? Because they have a lot of bullet points!
49. What do you call a gun that's best friends with a toothbrush? A floss-rifle!
50. Why did the bullet feel like it had a weight on its shoulders? Because it was carrying a heavy-caliber!