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1. What did the heart say when it saw the Valentine's Day card? "Aw, you've captured my atriums!"
2. Why is the heart such a good listener? Because it's always there to give a ventricle ear.
3. How do you mend a broken heart? With a cardiologist's surgical art.
4. How does the heart like its coffee? Cardi(o)strong, with just the right amount of caffeine pumping through its veins.
5. Why did the heart go on a diet? To keep its blood pressure under control.
6. Why did the heart eat a low-sodium diet? To help prevent heart-attacks.
7. Why did the heart start exercising? To get in shape and run amok.
8. Why did the heart cross the road? To get to the most cardiovascular side.
9. What do you call a heart that's too afraid to ask for forgiveness? A valve-n-tine.
10. Why did the heart go to the gym? To work-out its cardiovascular for the next marathon.
11. How does the heart like its pizza? Thin-crust, heart-healthy, and topped with vegetables, and lots of love.
12. Why did the heart start a garden? To grow lots of beets.
13. What happens when the heart joins an improv group? It always has a pulse-pounding punchline.
14. Why did the heart have a secret crush on the liver? Because it creates the perfect filtering system for each other.
15. What does the heart like about music? It can always dance to the rhythm of love.
16. What does the heart like to do on vacation? Chill out, relax and take a pulse-stopping nap.
17. Why did the heart keep telling jokes at the office? Because laughter is the best cardio exercise for the body.
18. What does the heart think of while working? The more it pumps, the more productive it becomes.
19. Why did the heart become a romance novelist? Because it had so many tales of epic love stories to share.
20. What happens when the heart volunteers for a blood drive? It sees life pumping through veins and knows its worth.
21. Why did the heart change jobs? To be a cardiologist's right-hand organ.
22. What does the heart like to read? Love poems, Shakespeare, and any romantic novel it can get its atriums on.
23. Why did the heart start collecting stamps? To feel the power of sending heart-warming messages.
24. What happens when the heart is given an award? It knows it's truly appreciated and feels like a winner.
25. Why did the heart choose a fashion line as a career? Because it always knows the perfect designer(design) for its next chic outfit.
26. What does the heart think of horses? They are living, breathing art, that's why it always has its eyes on them.
27. Why did the heart insist on riding the carousel? Because it wanted to feel the most thrilling ride.
28. What does the heart think of the forest? It's where it feels most alive, where the rhythm of the world beats the strongest.
29. Why did the heart think working in a flower store would be the best job ever? It's one of the best places to smell larks and bloom with happiness.
30. What did the heart think of itself when it starred in a movie? "Someone pinch me, because I must be ventriloquizing!"
31. How do you make a heart happy? With the purest acts of love and kindness.
32. What does the heart do to make an impression in a first date? Always be thoughtful, charming, and show the Valentine's Day spirit.
33. How does the heart feel when it's in a long-distance relationship? A trial, but it's always a trooper and never gives up on love.
34. Why did the heart become a motivational speaker? To inspire people to keep love pumping strong.
35. What does the heart like to do on Sunday mornings? Sleep in, drink coffee, and read the newspaper in bed.
36. Why did the heart start a blog? To discuss its passion for love, romance, and its reason for being.
37. How does the heart know it's in love? It feels like all its chambers are bursting with warmth.
38. What does the heart think of online dating sites? To each his own, but always remember, to love and get loved is to tear down both walls.
39. Why did the heart wear red lipstick? To send good vibes of love and sass.
40. How does the heart feel when it's broken? Like a love-pump, it's under compressed, and everything in its world is dull.
41. What does the heart always want for Valentine's Day? It wants to feel loved, appreciated, and have its soulmate near and dear.
42. Why did the heart go to dance school? To gain new moves and rhythms to express love.
43. What does the heart think about the ocean? It's vast, mysterious, and where many love stories have been created.
44. Why did the heart think travel was essential? Travel connects it to all the people in the world, showing that love is universal.
45. How does the heart respond to hate? With courage, love, and always being a guide to the better side.
46. Why did the heart think it was literary? The heart always has a story to tell that's full of passion and emotion.
47. What does the heart like to do on Thursday nights? Watch a romantic comedy, order pizza, and snuggle under the covers.
48. Why did the heart create its perfume? So that whenever it walks by people can smell its unique scent of love.
49. How does the heart celebrate Earth Day? With a shared love for the planet, cherishing life, and wishing for unity.
50. What happens when the heart feels too overwhelmed with negative emotions? It takes a breath, prays, and knows that love never fails.
1. What did the heart say when it saw the Valentine's Day card? "Aw, you've captured my atriums!"
2. Why is the heart such a good listener? Because it's always there to give a ventricle ear.
3. How do you mend a broken heart? With a cardiologist's surgical art.
4. How does the heart like its coffee? Cardi(o)strong, with just the right amount of caffeine pumping through its veins.
5. Why did the heart go on a diet? To keep its blood pressure under control.
6. Why did the heart eat a low-sodium diet? To help prevent heart-attacks.
7. Why did the heart start exercising? To get in shape and run amok.
8. Why did the heart cross the road? To get to the most cardiovascular side.
9. What do you call a heart that's too afraid to ask for forgiveness? A valve-n-tine.
10. Why did the heart go to the gym? To work-out its cardiovascular for the next marathon.
11. How does the heart like its pizza? Thin-crust, heart-healthy, and topped with vegetables, and lots of love.
12. Why did the heart start a garden? To grow lots of beets.
13. What happens when the heart joins an improv group? It always has a pulse-pounding punchline.
14. Why did the heart have a secret crush on the liver? Because it creates the perfect filtering system for each other.
15. What does the heart like about music? It can always dance to the rhythm of love.
16. What does the heart like to do on vacation? Chill out, relax and take a pulse-stopping nap.
17. Why did the heart keep telling jokes at the office? Because laughter is the best cardio exercise for the body.
18. What does the heart think of while working? The more it pumps, the more productive it becomes.
19. Why did the heart become a romance novelist? Because it had so many tales of epic love stories to share.
20. What happens when the heart volunteers for a blood drive? It sees life pumping through veins and knows its worth.
21. Why did the heart change jobs? To be a cardiologist's right-hand organ.
22. What does the heart like to read? Love poems, Shakespeare, and any romantic novel it can get its atriums on.
23. Why did the heart start collecting stamps? To feel the power of sending heart-warming messages.
24. What happens when the heart is given an award? It knows it's truly appreciated and feels like a winner.
25. Why did the heart choose a fashion line as a career? Because it always knows the perfect designer(design) for its next chic outfit.
26. What does the heart think of horses? They are living, breathing art, that's why it always has its eyes on them.
27. Why did the heart insist on riding the carousel? Because it wanted to feel the most thrilling ride.
28. What does the heart think of the forest? It's where it feels most alive, where the rhythm of the world beats the strongest.
29. Why did the heart think working in a flower store would be the best job ever? It's one of the best places to smell larks and bloom with happiness.
30. What did the heart think of itself when it starred in a movie? "Someone pinch me, because I must be ventriloquizing!"
31. How do you make a heart happy? With the purest acts of love and kindness.
32. What does the heart do to make an impression in a first date? Always be thoughtful, charming, and show the Valentine's Day spirit.
33. How does the heart feel when it's in a long-distance relationship? A trial, but it's always a trooper and never gives up on love.
34. Why did the heart become a motivational speaker? To inspire people to keep love pumping strong.
35. What does the heart like to do on Sunday mornings? Sleep in, drink coffee, and read the newspaper in bed.
36. Why did the heart start a blog? To discuss its passion for love, romance, and its reason for being.
37. How does the heart know it's in love? It feels like all its chambers are bursting with warmth.
38. What does the heart think of online dating sites? To each his own, but always remember, to love and get loved is to tear down both walls.
39. Why did the heart wear red lipstick? To send good vibes of love and sass.
40. How does the heart feel when it's broken? Like a love-pump, it's under compressed, and everything in its world is dull.
41. What does the heart always want for Valentine's Day? It wants to feel loved, appreciated, and have its soulmate near and dear.
42. Why did the heart go to dance school? To gain new moves and rhythms to express love.
43. What does the heart think about the ocean? It's vast, mysterious, and where many love stories have been created.
44. Why did the heart think travel was essential? Travel connects it to all the people in the world, showing that love is universal.
45. How does the heart respond to hate? With courage, love, and always being a guide to the better side.
46. Why did the heart think it was literary? The heart always has a story to tell that's full of passion and emotion.
47. What does the heart like to do on Thursday nights? Watch a romantic comedy, order pizza, and snuggle under the covers.
48. Why did the heart create its perfume? So that whenever it walks by people can smell its unique scent of love.
49. How does the heart celebrate Earth Day? With a shared love for the planet, cherishing life, and wishing for unity.
50. What happens when the heart feels too overwhelmed with negative emotions? It takes a breath, prays, and knows that love never fails.